Um... I'd burn his pants so... um... it's fair? I'll leave his beautiful cut then, shall I? I'll just burn his pants. And Neji's. Ya. Definately Neji's. And his shirts'.

GATSUUGA! GAA~

Ninpou - Sōshōryū!

Bleh, I don't like Konan that much. She's just like, "oooooh~ I'll give you a papercut! O:"

Which isn't that interesting. Oh well though, I don't hate her.

You know who I DO want to die? Karin. D:

At the rate things are going, I doubt anyone from the Akatsuki will be left . . which really sucks.

i know why cant they let things take time and make a big deal out of the characters... instead they are all so unimportant that they get killed straight away... i mean pre-timeskip the akatsuki was supposed to be an really evil organisation, really tough, and yet they are beat so easily

Yeah . . I mean, sure, Naruto and Sasuke would be that much stronger because they have goals, but the rest of them are that strong too? It's just unreasonable.

I hope that they give Kisame a past, at least. Make at least two chapters centered around him. And if he does die, they had BETTER NOT just show the end of the scene and go "LOL HE'S DEAD OH WELL" and move on. DDDD:

it would be worse if he had a random unimportant, imemorable death like, dieing of heartbreak cause he misses itachi...lols that would be funny though

Lawl@the last one, but nooooo~

He needs more than that. He's so coolio amazing!

HEY! KONAN IS AWESOME!

Um... Is Eri on this forum? She phoned me and told me to Spam on 'The Yukikage's' Forum, and to talk about general stuff here.

What are we talking about?

it would be kinda lame!! lols i think all the akatsuki deserve to have something as good as sasori's death at least!! hidan's was quite good, though i think it could have lasted a bit longer... more depth... plus i think asums died to easily!

yea eri is on this forum! and this is the spoilers topic so if your not up to date on any manga that we may discuss... you could find spoilers here!! hence abouve...sorry if your not up to date on naruto

Asuma did die pretty pathetically. And he knocked Kurenai up, so that sucks. Asuma also has sexy hair, so I he kinda looked okay. Plus... Does Kurenai brush her hair? It's like... messier than Eri's after weekend! And Eri has really nice hair, but she hardly ever brushes it when she doesn't have to... The Akatsuki are slowly dieing out. It's worse than Hands Off. Now Eri talked about that for a week and made me read it, then it was all 'Eyeshield 21'. I have no idea what that is.

Hidan's death was interesting and different. You don't get many people being trapped in holes for all of time, nowadays it's all guns and daggers. Candles, even. Sasori's death was nice. I mean, like my username, Sasori is fit, was the reason I liked it. It made me think 'Well, myabe the Akatsuki member aren't all bad.' When I saw Itachi's... I smashed my chair.

I smash alot of things. So... I just extra smashed something...

I hate Kurenai. She dresses in bandages. What is that? I might as well walk out covered in plasters! And she's so... stealthy.

'Oh, I suppose bright white would looks well in bushes!'

What does she wash her outfit in? Daz? Have you seen that advert?

'Daz! For cleaner whites!' That's what Kurenai uses. White bandages. With black. What wash do they go in? Blacks or Whites? Shites, more like it!

I loved Asuma. D:

And lawl. I'm the one who made Eri read Hands Off and Eyeshield 21. Eyeshield is amazing and everyone needs to read it~

I don't like Hidaaaaan. Or Pein. Or Konan. Or that . . guy with the money fetish. Everyone else is supatastic though from the Akatsuki.

Kurenai is alright, though her clothes are very distasteful. D;

I don't like Hidan that much, either. He's okay... but just a bit off.

Kurenai herself is almost as non-existant as Tenten, the panda girl.

She's not that bad, I think. She has more of an excuse, at least. She's a teacher, no one cares about them! Asuma had just as much screentime until that part before he died. D:

I love Gai.

:D

I like Lee, not quite sure about Gai...

Haha, true. No-one does care about the teachers. Um... Kakashi has cool hair, I think. But I also think that he wears the mask because he is the ultimate in ugly.

Urgh. Maybe as bad as 'Yuki', as Eri says.

Eri likes Kurenai and Tenten. At least we both hate Sakura, the manwhore. She has been useful lately, though. HInata's cool, but useless. She should've done something against Tobi, though. That would've been nice to see.

Didn't he wear the mask 'cause his father was all stupid and stuff? Oh well. He could be ugly too, you never know. xD

Gai is full of amazing though. If you like Lee, you have to like Gai! Lee's my third favourite character, he's awesome.

Sakura's been a Mary Sue lately, I think. She's useful, but it's pretty unreasonable just how much stronger she got. And Hinata's cool, but I doubt she's going to be as cool as the anime filler made her out to be. Maybe . . eventually . . she'll do something helpful. Ahah.

Hm... I'm not sure, actually. I bet it's because he was ugly. Gai is ugly but he is cool. Lee is better, I like him better than Gai, anyway.

Sakura hasn't been a Mary-Sue lately. She is a Mary-Sue. That's why I don't like her. She's a wimp in the first one, then A Mary-Sue Tsunade-alike in the second. It's unreasonable, even Naruto only got a bit stronger. I wouldn't mind if she was as strong as Sasuke in the first one, that's a reasonable thing, but without the Chidori. Oh, another character I don't like- Sasuke. I mean, Sakura has been useful but it's like she traded her soul for power, like Sasuke. Eri likes Hinata, because she admires the way she goes out of her way (In the fillers) to help Naruto. That's kinda what Eri's like, with her friends. Except me. I just get flowers in my mouth and up my nose.

Oh, I hate SasuHina. Sasuke doesn't even know Hinata exists, probably. It's worse than NejiTen. At least they're in the same team, for the love of Kisame and his blue emnities.

I agree with you entirely about Sakura, haha. It makes sense for Sasuke and Naruto to get a lot stronger, but not Sakura. They actually have goals that they need to achieve, and in Sasuke's case that's his whole life. Sasuke's my least favourite character. He's just . . a little bitch. xD

He betrayed his village, and for what? So he could do exactly what Itachi told him to? He should have just revived his clan, that would be making what Itachi did all for nothing. But no, he decides to risk his life just to get revenge on someone, and that's it. He has no plans for afterwards, and even if he wanted to revive his clan, most people in Konoha wouldn't want him back. Or rather, they shouldn't give him special attention and benefits just because he's had a bad life. I know they will, and that would just make me hate him more. Especially since he really could have become stronger if he stayed in Konoha. But he decides to take the easy way out. Screw all his friends and everyone who cares about him. He's a selfish bastard.

Lawl, and that's my rant for the day. I also hate SasuHina, it makes no sense. That would be such an abusive relationship it's not even funny, haha. He would be an ass to her, and she wouldn't speak up against it. xD

It'd be like this -

Hinata - A...Ano... Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke - *slap* STFU Bitch.

And all the fangirls'd treat her like crap, too.

Sasuke's a boy? This is the first I've heard! Seriously, hair like a ducks' ass? Leave Sasuke girls, chase Kisame! I think he would've got stronger in Konoha, not to mention it would keep Sakura in her place, at the bottom caste of society. Look at Neji... he had worse, always living in fear of dieing, just for accidentally tripping up and spilling tea. Sasuke... most of his clan he didn't like anyway, so people die. They were Shinobi. They would die then, or die in a mission later. His mother I could understand, but Fugaku? He probably beats his kids, and that's why Itachi turned EMO. Sasuke's a little selfish dwarf-bitch. With womanly parts.

SasuHina... That should be listed as 'Yuri'.

I miss Eri's quick-witted humour in drama...

Ahaha. That is very true. And hell yes about Kisame. My, it's so good to finally meet a fellow Kisame fan! :D

He's such a sexy hunk of blue.

I liked Sasuke's mom. She was sweet. :]

Her and Obito were my two favourite Uchiha. Obito being number one of course, I almost love him as much as Kisame!

I agree, most of the Uchiha were self-conceited bastards.

I never thought I'd find a Kisame one either, but Eri told me that one of her friends form the internet liked him I was like 'WHERE THE HELL SHE LIVE GIRL?!'

That was the first time I shoved Hydrangea up your nose. And that was an accident.

Hydrangea - Thank you for understanding.

Thank you for understanding Hydrangea HURTS UP MY NOSE.

Have a nice holiday, Eri.

Okay, looks like fanfiction was right and the clan was killed, because of the oders of the Hokage.

At least there won't be a Sasgay spin off after all.

War in.

Huh?

ObiTobi said that Itachi killed the Uchiha's on Hokage order. That's what. READ THE CHAPTER DUNCE!

You are quite feisty aren't you, Eri. Tell me when your teach explain the female period, so you understand the joke I'm going to do in the near future.

Must be that day of the month. ^_^

War in.

Kishimoto just HAD to have been influenced by the fanfiction and fangirls about Itachi.

He's really making their dreams about a nice Itachi come true. xD

He probably was.

And Rahhel, Eri's teacher explained it three months ago, she came home all white-faced and asked her mum whether if she was going to die when she had her period.

-_-

Thanks for that, Konan.

xD

bless you eri.... thats so cute!!! you shall not die though.... dont worry.... you may have crippling stomach pains for a week though

Yeah, well...

...

Crippling?! Jesus! Really?! Oh man... No wonder Konan get's so mad...

you may not get crippling pain... thats just me.... and my family...and some of my very good friends...dont mean its the same for everyone .... riiight?? :D

Um... great!

*crosses fingers* I hope it's like Rach says! But Miss mentioned nothing about pain.

Why the hell you have those godarned periods 'nway?! She didn't tell us. O-o

well eri... its cause your a woman.... and being a women, well its a bitch.... [thats the short version]

its to do with getting pregnant.... see when you get to a certain age you begin you menstral cycle... this means that an egg comes down the fellopian tube from you overies and sits in your womb.... now you body creates a protective lining in the womb incase you become preganat and the egg is firtilized.... when the egg isnt fertilized the egg and the womb must go somewhere... hence the period [thats the long winded version]

Uh... Wow she sucks at teaching. How come she didn't teach us that?

-_-

Coz the birthrate in industrialized countries is low and they want to get you pregnant in order to have enough people to overwhelm the immigrants.

War in.

Uh... yay?

i think its cause i am smarter and overall more awesome than your teacher

Yeah, that's a definite.

Anyways... Konan is staying over tonight, so we are probably going to fight over the computer and such... So I will have to waste several plants. To go up her nose.

And I don't like her hugging me. She doesn't 'hug', she crushes. Last time she 'hugged' me I had to use my Athsma inhaler.

Forseriously.

hugs are great... i like giving teeth hugs they are the best

Looks like I was right about the comming out of the closet idea in the other thread.

War in.

I get the worst period cramps ever. D:

It's why I'm on birth control! It gets rid of most of the cramps, regulates the cycle, and shortens it too! Yayyyy! xD;

See, Eri! It's exremely painful! You only have a world of agony to look forward to.

Yes, I am very reassuring. Thank me later when you get the worst cramps ever and double over in pain in P.E.

You do it so often I doubt anyone will believe you anyways.

geez... at least i was sorta gentle... hehehe

pyre birthcontrol helps you?? wow i might try that.... i had some herbal pills that were supposed to help and i very hot hotwater bottle... they didnt do much

Someone kill Konan, please? Well, at least I didn't think it was the APOCOLPYSE when Jason fell down the stairs and rolled onto his locker, regardless of how much blood was coming out of his nose. You really shouldn't have done what... um... what did you do?

Yeah, it works great! I'd definitely recommend it, though it's a bit of a hassle to remember to take it every day at the same time. xD

But I'm just forgetful, haha.

Urgh... Birth Control?

i might get an implant... my friend had it... it lasts 3 years and releases the birthcontrol as needed... no nee to remember pills!!! im so forgetfull that its probably the best option for me

Uh.. cool?

Implant? What is that?

All I'm thinking of is 'breast implant', which I don't exactly think you're talking about. xD

SPAM- Sorry guys & girls.

My mum bought me St. Trinians.

*must watch*

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