Dirty Minds is a board game that I own, and it's hilarious.

Basically, you're given clues as to what something is, except they sound INCREDIBLY perverted.

The answer on the other hand, is something that isn't perverted at all.

EXAMPLE:

- I get laid in the alley.

- I often end up in the middle of your split.

- When your fingers slip inside of me, I'm ready to go.

Answer: Bowling ball.

What I'm going to do is say random clues from the game (because I'm just uncreative that way, I can't think of any myself), and you guys have to guess them.

Ready? ALRIGHT!

Guess this:

- I make it easy to get into your pants.

- I make a lot of noise when you get me off.

- To get it up, you stick it to my fuzz.

Or a tampon? Lol.

Guess again.

haha this is fun!

(did i get it? huh huh?)

Pyre-chan...is it velcro?????

Peace Out! ^_^

Haha, that's awesome.

I'll do two this time!

- You need to get wood in order to pound me.

- When my shaft is all the way in, you can still see the head.

- I've got to get hammered before I can penetrate.

AND,

- You need me to keep you erect.

- I've got a big bone attached to my joint.

- I'm always hard with your body wrapped around me.

....NAIL? or screw? one of those...

to the second,

spinal cord?

The second one is skeleton, but hey. Close enough!

So, Angel's winning so far!

- You need me for a blow job.

- If I get too hot, I can make you kinky.

- You can find me blowing someone in almost every hotel room.

And another:

- A white milky fluid can be sucked from me.

- I'm hairy and almost round.

- I can grow in your palm.

Haha.

And the second one...what the hell is that? o_O

Peace Out! ^_^

No, but seriously, it's definitely a blowdryer.

2nd: The last hint throws me off...

well if i disappear i went to bed ok? but not yet...

You totally have to be cheating. xD

Because you're right!

M'kay. Here are the ones at the back, which are a paragraph instead.

"I was white and sticky when I first shot out of the tube. She was suprised when I dribbled on her, but she waited too long that it made it hard to get me off."

And another:

"I tried to ignore how smelly it was as I struggled to insert myself into the gaping hole. But it was the tongue hanging out that made my entry next to impossible. With the tongue back in place, I slid it in with no problem."

Toothpaste!!!

And....sneakers?? Someone putting on sneakers? A foot? Lawl...you know what i mean...

Peace Out! ^_^

1st: White chocolate?

2nd: Is it a...what are they called? The flat, wooden stick things doctors put down your throat?

But...what the hell is the second one??

Peace Out! ^_^

Can you give us a hint? Like, is it food or something?

You mean the first one, Sakura.

Peace Out! ^_^

Pyre, this game is hard...but fun. (:

Uhhh. -is bad at giving hints-

It's . . sticky.

D:

I give up! What is it?

Anyways...I was supposed to be asleep a long time ago....

G'nite!

Peace Out! ^_^

glue?

good job on the first on aly!

Heh....glue...that sounds like a possible answer....

Peace Out! ^_^

Haha, that's hilarious.

New one (I'm picking harder ones):

- I can be doing 69.

- I can be stealing your cherry.

- Martha Stewart did me.

and,

- Cher doesn't have one.

- Letterman has a long one.

- Leno has a short one.

Peace Out! ^_^

all i can think of are pervy things!!

darn angel is good at this too!

is the second one a cane, walking stick or something?

i dont know any of those people, im just guessing what they might have that are different sizes,

other than penis' obviously!! lol

(Bet'chu Angel will get them anyway, haha)

I keep playing Speed (the card game) with my sister, haha. It's so addicting!

1) some kinda cake or something?....or a co-host of martha stewarts?

2) talk show??

darn you pyre! i don't really know any of these people!

haha oh well a challenge spices things up!

The first one was a crime.

The second one was a last name.

xD

"After you get a little wet, touching my pole can give you a big charge. You can get tingly all over if I discharge my juice into you, but you need me to get your engine running."

Lawl.

Peace Out! ^_^

oh well and i'm sure aly already got this one...my winners streak is officially OVER oh well still fun!

"I can be long and hard. But no matter how long I am, I'm still too short for you. And it's only after I'm taken away from you that you start to get stiff."

and,

- I have to be taught to come.

- Your bone makes me pant.

- I like to chase a little pussy.

Oh crap, i can't think of pervy things because I'm 2 young but I don't know the first one...

Umm. It's something that everyone lives through.

:D

EDIT: Lawl, like my spam yesterday? xD

good job eri! it should be easy for you for sure!

what spam pyre?

well that was my guess...

It's life.

In Gay's forum yesterday, I spammed SO BAD. xD

I did one LOOOONG post (198 pages on Microsoft Word, lolol. I copy-pasted it.) that said, "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY." and then I put "BILL. BILL. BILL." SO many times, and then ended with, "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.

SCIENCE RULES."

Lawl, good times.

Okay,

"I could feel it aching. And my pants were too tight, so I could see it sticking way out. I had to unzip and let it out. Maube I should exercise it a little, it'd eventually get smaller."

And,

"She laid me on her desk for so long, that I eventually dried up. She tried to lick my tip to get me going, but I just wouldn't function. Then she stuck me in her can."

and the second one....a marker or a pen?

LOL thats really a good spam pyre i will admit

i just watched a BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY video in science it was funny!

"I've been around for a long time. You know I've got fourty nine other partners, but using my Hershey highway to come inside me really crosses the line."

i was thinkin mouth at first...so i'll sya that i guesss ( but i know this ones wrong!)

(the word 'highway' is literal)

is it a state?

this ones HARD!

:D

eerm...

...

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Crap...

I can't think.

...

I've got Asu/Lee in my mind now for some reason...

Wales?

Is that a state?

...

I'm not good at geoggers...

I mean, that was around the time of Vlad the Impaler, ne?

Sorry fr double post. (If it IS! My hotmail won;t tell me.)

Eh...I don't lnow much about the states...so I won't get it...

Peace Out! ^_^

Is it the Tranny State?

Oh and btw...

Do you like me new avvy?

You won;t if you don;t like NejiTen

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