Created from a conversation on Hot Guy Hut. Kudos to Unlaced Opheliac (who came up with the personal details) and punkartgurl13 and Teh Soul Cookie who were a part of the conversation.

How Dirty Is Your Mind?

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Personal details

Name

Age

Sexual Preference

Marital Status

Age of First Kiss

Age Lost Virginity

Threesome Y/N

Fantasy

Thank you for your time.

Name: Summer (the last name of doom)

Age: 15 (almost 16)

Sexual Preference: Boys! ;D

Marital Satus: not even a boyfriend -_-

First Kiss: hasn't happened yet

Virginity: still got it!

Threesome: possibly

Fantasy: let's just say it involves lots of fictional guys! ;D

Name: Rachel/Lacy/TUR/Hamlet/anything bar Raquel

Age: 18

Sexual Preference: Boys

Marital Status: Single

Age Of First Kiss: 13

Age Lost Virginity: 15 (fool!)

Threesome: Depends on the attractiveness of the people involved/how secret they would be about the liaison.

Fantasy: Fiction characters and vampires.

-so how dirty is my mind or will there be more questions?

Name: Disneydork, Disney, or Diz.

Age: 14

Sexual Preferance: Those with the Y chromosone.

Marital Status: Unrequited Obbsessive Crush.

Age of First Kiss: Non Existent.

Age When Lost Virginity: Though I've stolen countless pages', mine remains intact.

Threesome: I'm probably to tasteful to do something in real life, but...

Fantasy: Includes MANY hot guys (preferably of the fictional sort), and let's just say it's more than a threesome... But THE fantasy? Walking into the kitchen of my one-bedroom apartment (being much older), and seeing Iggy there, in his boxers, making us breakfast... Oh yeah...

(There will be more questions.)

that would be a nice fantsy.....except mine would be with Axel and Roxas and they'd be burning breakfast but w/e! :P

Nice.

Mine Iggy would be in the kitchen, Mr. Darcy would be in the shower, Lestat would be reading in the library (seeing as this is a fantasy I now have a library), Kakashi would be in my bedroom, and my machine which transforms these characters into real people would permanently be switched on. Oh and Trevor Eve would be Detective Boyd in the dining room.

EDIT: Just remembered some more. Heathcliffe would be being psycho in the garden, and the lovely Dean and Sam from Supernatural would be amusing themseleves with Spike from Buffy. 3

Guys, I think we should stick to the survey over here, and talk about fantsies on the fantasies thread.

But yes, AkuRoku...

Good idea. Sorry.

oooo....Kakashi and Lestat..... *sighs* hotties.....ok here's my revised version....

Axel and Roxas trying to make breakfast in the kitchen and failing, Lestat and Louis talking in the lounge, Itachi and Deidara sparing in the backyard, Draco in the dungeon locked up ;D, L and Light would be playing chess, Sephiroth and Cloud are glaring at eat other from across the room, and i watch this all from the comfort of Demyx's lap..... ;D

:)

*drools* hot guys....are well HOT! :D

My revised version is now on the fantasy forum and also includes an invitation to my amazing house.

awsome!

Name Anna

Age 14

Sexual Preference Males... with powers (brains, wings, magical creature, etc.)

Marital Status I'm engaged to Artemis Fowl! But apart from that, never had a boyfriend.

Age of First Kiss Not happened yet. Artemis is too old fashioned.

Age Lost Virginity If I haven't had my first kiss, certainly wouldn't have happened!

Threesome Y/N No, thanks.

Fantasy Artemis Fowl. Anything with Artemis Fowl. Though, preferably, some fancy dinner at night outside, with him in a suit, teaching me quantum physics over candlelight, and me all dressed up. And older.

I know I'm a freak.

wow.....

Now I must make quizes!

yay! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Okay, the dirty-mind quizzz!!! Yay!!!

You see some hand cuffs on a chair. Your reaction:

a. Take the handcuffs and call your boyfriend over to your house! Time to put them to use!

b. Look to see if there are any police officers nearby! The must have left their handcuffs on the chair and you need to return it!

c. Try magic tricks with the handcuffs!

d. Who needs a boyfriend? There's a hot guy across the street!

2. You're watching a program on Pirates and you hear "Fire in the Hole!" You think:

a. That's what she said!

b. Wow, this Pirates Program is really educational.

c. The Pirates sword is shiny... and pointy...

d. I've always had a thing for Pirates... maybe after this is over me and Jack Brownbeard over there can find ourselves a quiet closet...

3. You're walking home at night and you see your (hot) neighbor changing (you know what? Let's make him a vampire. That can't smell you there. ) You:

a. Watch, but don't come back.

b. Helpfully call the neighbor to tell them that they should be more careful and draw the curtains.

c. Hurry up and go home! High School musical is starting in five minutes!

d. Come back every night, and with a bowl of popcorn.

4. You see the number 69. What do you think?

a. Huh, got it. I know what that means.

b. It's divisible by 3! 3 times 23 is 69! It's not a prime number!

c. Ooh. A number.

d. *laugh* and think of something... innapropiate...

ADD MORE QUESTIONS IF YOU THINK OF THEM!

If you go mostly A's: You have a perverted mind. Not extremely dirty, beyond reason. But still there.

If you got mostly B's: You are not perverted. At all. Freak. And you're a goody-goody, too. But that's okay, it's part of who you are.

If you got mostly C's: You haven't gotten to the maturity level where you can be perverted. You're young at heart, at least. What are you doing here at the hot guy hut?

If you got mostly D's: Wow. You are really perverted. Like, really perverted. If you did all the things you have in mind, half the people (and book characters) in the world would have STD's. (Although, you probably don't have one. But you might from someone in half the world)

1. D

2. A

3. D

4. D

You see some hand cuffs on a chair. Your reaction:

a. Take the handcuffs and call your boyfriend over to your house! Time to put them to use!

b. Look to see if there are any police officers nearby! The must have left their handcuffs on the chair and you need to return it! I probably would do this...

c. Try magic tricks with the handcuffs!

d. Who needs a boyfriend? There's a hot guy across the street!

2. You're watching a program on Pirates and you hear "Fire in the Hole!" You think:

a. That's what she said! I would probably think "that's what she said". I'm always saying that. Can't help it!

b. Wow, this Pirates Program is really educational.

c. The Pirates sword is shiny... and pointy...

d. I've always had a thing for Pirates... maybe after this is over me and Jack Brownbeard over there can find ourselves a quiet closet...

3. You're walking home at night and you see your (hot) neighbor changing (you know what? Let's make him a vampire. That can't smell you there. ) You:

a. Watch, but don't come back. I would do this, as long as there wasn't TOO much skin showing. If you get what I mean.

b. Helpfully call the neighbor to tell them that they should be more careful and draw the curtains.

c. Hurry up and go home! High School musical is starting in five minutes!

d. Come back every night, and with a bowl of popcorn.

4. You see the number 69. What do you think?

a. Huh, got it. I know what that means. It took me forever to get what it meant. My friend had to help me out!

b. It's divisible by 3! 3 times 23 is 69! It's not a prime number!

c. Ooh. A number.

d. *laugh* and think of something... innapropiate...

So, I got 3 A's and 1 B. I'm perverted, but not super perverted!

Yah another one!

1) D

2) D but only if it's Captain Jack/Johnny Depp

3) D (who wouldn't do that?) albeit I would be hiding in the bushes like a stalker

4) A

...

score: a massive pervert. Don't feel as bad as I should though, as your questions are keeping me happy. Oh that undressing vampire...

Haha, you're more perverted than I am! From this quiz, at least!

i'm perverted too!! XD i mean it's a vampire stripping who wouldn't come back?

Maybe, good point. But I have things to get home to, a fiancee. *drools* Artemis Fowl...

;D so he doesn't have to know does he? ;P of course if the vampire caught you staring at them that might be trouble..... but perhaps then he'd try to seduce you.....oh yea... *nosebleeds and starts mentally undressing Lestat*

This is true.

AH! I found a real perverted person quiz. http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/6943060/how-perverted-are-you

hehehe...it says i'm really really perverted.... ^////^

Apparently I'm innocent. SOmething must be wrong here!

I'm a "regular adult." Obv don't know me.

hehehe..............perhaps i should get some pervert pointers from Jiraya and Shigure!! XD

I think theres something wrong with this quiz.

Maybe they just think the average adult is just very very perverted?

Lol at Jiraya suggestion.

I got three more questions. Shall I post?

Go ahead, post in bold so we can find them easier.

yes yes please do!

4) You are walking through your local park. It is twilight and you are on your own. As you look down in the wild undergrowth you see a boy lying there. He is blind, he has wings, you suspect he goes by the name of Iggy. He is injured and unconscious.

Do you:

a) steal a kiss from him while exploring his chest and hair with your hands

b) call an ambulance and pray that he will be alright

c) run away screaming

d) take him home to play 'doctors and nurses'

5) You are in 18th century France. You are a maid at a chateau. Your employer is a young handsome and married Marquis. Both of you have secret smiles for one another. One night he comes to you and takes your face in his hands.

Do you:

a) kiss him before running from him to live in Paris with your bohemian fiance (it's safer that way)

b) politely ask him what he is doing and then continue with your work (he is married)

c) run away screaming

d) take him right there and become his mistress

6) You are working at Azkaban. You are not a dementor. (Don't ask me how that works). You discover Sirius Black.

Do you:

a) give him the key to escape but only after you have spent weeks taking photos of him in the shower

b) befriend him and act as a pillar of strength for him

c) run away screaming

d) dress up in a corset and knee high boots and make him your slave

Same rules as before.

If you go mostly A's: You have a perverted mind. Not extremely dirty, beyond reason. But still there.

If you got mostly B's: You are not perverted. At all. Freak. And you're a goody-goody, too. But that's okay, it's part of who you are.

If you got mostly C's: You haven't gotten to the maturity level where you can be perverted. You're young at heart, at least. What are you doing here at the hot guy hut?

If you got mostly D's: Wow. You are really perverted. Like, really perverted. If you did all the things you have in mind, half the people (and book characters) in the world would have STD's. (Although, you probably don't have one. But you might from someone in half the world)

4. D

5. D

6. D

hehehe.....you really gave me no choice in this did you Lac? ;D

Mwwahhh!

Mine is:

4) D (dur)

5) A (got a thing for bohemian guys)

6) D

I got B, A, and B (but after he's broken out, I shall no longer be the pillar, I shall be the friend with benefits!!! So that makes it more of an A)

Ah! All these questions are making me sound like I'm not perverted! I am perverted! Perverted, I tell you! The questions are rigged!

even for Iggy you would play 'Doctor and Nurse'? ;D i so would! :P

Punky Banana you don't have to worry about these quizzes ruining your reputation. Everyone still knows you are perverted so there is nothing to fear.

yay for perverts! :D except Jiraya he's a creepy old guy pervert which is the bad kind.....

With an obsession for toads. Kakashi and dogs, fine. That's kinda sexy (it is Kakashi after all), but toads. Bleech!

yea i know! XD and Shigure is a dog too!! XD

I hope so. But now I feel like I must prove something! I must rig my own questions!

9. You meet Artemis Fowl in a deserted street (he's probably doing some shady dealings there! But that's beside the point) What do you do?

A. Run up to him, hug, him, tell him how big a fan you are, and ask him to be your valentine. Upon his approval, you kiss him and begin to have a steady relationship.

B. Ask him to explain why we need a unified string theory.

C. Ask him if he's lost, give directions, and continue on to Chuckee Cheeses.

D. Artemis Fowl? Dark alley? Can you say "perfect dark, secluded private spots are good for one thing...and it has three letters."

I chose D!

Fruits basket right? Haven't watched it, but Lestat has a dog in the 4th book and Sirius Black is a dog so...

A) just because I don't have quite the same obsession with him/I know you would hunt me down if I did D with you fiance.

Good answer! Guess I won't be needing this gun I had here just in case...

Just kidding.

B! cus i know you'd kill me if said anything else..... :D

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