Ok! To start off, Let's answer some Q and A!

Q: Are OC's allowed? A: No! This is purely for The Naruto characters, and you must know something about the series.

Q: Can I be Lee? A: Nope! I maybe a girl, but I'm Lee for this one! Why? He's awesomeness...

Q: Is OOC allowed? A: HECK YES!

Q: Is yaoi/yuri allowed? A: Sure, why not.

Q: Are misspeled words alllowed? A: Yes, thankfully for you.

Q: Did you just make this up so you could state the rules? A: I won't say yes and I won't say no.

LET'S START!

Rock Lee and the rest of the ninja were in a training feild, all doing differant, and very stupid, things. Take Lee for instance, trying once again to be lord and master of the squirrels. "Please!? I can show you how to be even youthfuler! If that is even a word..." He was then smacked by Tenten on her way to find Neji in the training feild. He groaned and sat back up.

Deidara was hanging out in a tree, minding his own business, reading The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask (don't ask...) when he heard a resounding schmack! come from below. He looked down to see an enraged girl stalking away from a guy in a very... clingy outfit. 'Eurgh' he thought as he turned the page of his manga, 'those clothes are about as gay as this story line, and about as artistically tasteful as...' he found he couldn't think of a comparison, which freaked him out a little.

(seriously, majora's mask is a let down compared to ocarina of time. I was and am very disappointed!)

((Yayness you started the roleplay! I think you should also include which characters are taken later, just to clear things up. Please also ban taken character control cos that pees me off when someone takes your character just cos you ain't there! Or maybe I just complain too much...))

(Ah yes, good point. THERE ARE THREE TAKEN CHARACTERS! (Rock Lee, Diedara, and Tenten) No taking just because the people aren't there, otherwise it's not fair to the previously claimed.)

Lee hung his head, beaken by Saukra, again. "No one cares about me...Did someone just call me Gay!?" He looked around angered only to see what he thought was Ino reading a Zelda manga. He sighed, then realized Ino doesn't where a black coat with red clouds. And as far is he basically knew, it was about as fasionable as his spandex.

"What is that skeptical look hm!?" Deidara demanded, throwing his manga at Lee, cos he felt like it. He wasn't exactly in the best of moods, that idiot Tobi had gotten lost AGAIN, not that he really cared. Not like he was hunting the kyuubi for his own enjoyment. He needed a holiday.

(Well that's my excuse for Deidara hanging around... Live with it people.)

It hit Lee square in the face. "Ouch! What sceptical look!? You're blonde with a pony tail! Although Ino doesn't choose such nice jackets...wait...Aren't you looking for Naruto?" Lee asked blindly. He was tired of being hit all the time from anyone who needed an outlet of their anger.

*shifty eyes* "nooo..." he said hoping he would be believed. "and what's wrong with my hair!? You're just jealous cos I'm prettier than you!" (that's what I say to people who don't like deidara all the time!)

He jumped down, wondering if this idiot would help him find the other idiot (Tobi that is). "Have you seen a weirdo in an orange mask and a jacket like this lately?" he asked.

"Oh! Him? Yosh! He was annoying Neji a bit ago, thought his hair would make a good rope I think. But it doesn't, I tried." He rubs his back remembering the fall he had, mixed with 128 palm for cutting Neji's hair. "But you maybe man-pretty, but I'm what every women wants...I think..." Diedara smacked his face. "Anyways the Guy your talking about might be with neji."

Deidara patted his hair subconsciously as the spandex guy spoke of what he'd done to Neji. If he tried that with him he could expect to be blown into a few hundred pieces. This Neji character sounded like he'd need to fight him before he could take Tobi away.

Quite frankly Tobi wasn't worth the trouble, so instead he said, "Well, whatever he can look after himself. This is a good excuse to stay away from Leader for awhile. What were you going to do today? More over who ARE you, mister ugly-as-butt-that-will-most-likely-be-rejected-for-life-by-women?" he wondered aloud.

This guy was about his age, maybe he could get allies within Konoha and overthrow that damned Leader. But he was getting overly ambitious with these thoughts...

Kiba had been searching for Hinata all morning. He had seen her earlier trip and fall in front of Naruto. Naruto had caught her, causing her to blush like mad and run off. Kiba was now looking for her to make sure she was okay.

Seeing Lee and Deidara talking, he walked over to them. Reaching up and pulling Akamaru off of his head, he placed the puppy on the ground as he reached them. "Hey Lee, what's up? Have you seen Hinata?" Akamaru started barking and growling at Deidara.

Lee was about to give Diedara a good hard punch to the face and place where most guys don't like to feel pain when he heard Kiba. "Oh Kiba? Looking For Hinata?" Diedara rolled his eyes. "I COULD SO GET A GIRL! But I choose to youthfully train first." Kiba glared at Lee. "Oh right, Hinta, did she not run away from Naruto?"

"Oh I'm suuure." he replied as he glared at Akamaru. "Naruto?" That name sounded familiar, he decided to actually listen to their conversation. Who knows what he might find out?

(Hah I won't attack you if you don't attack me! XD)

Lee looked over Diedara. "Well, fine, but I want a cool jacket like that." Kiba and Diedara slapped their faces. "What did I say?"

Kiba sighed. "Lee, you're impossible." Kiba looks up and sees Hinata sitting in the top of the tree. "Hinata! There you are! What are you doing up there?" Hinata lands on the ground beside Kiba and reaches down to pet Akamaru. "Oh, I was just, uh.." Kiba grinned. "You know you need to stop running from Naruto all the time. You should tell him how you feel. He feels the same about you, ya know."

((SQUEE! I have so many reviews I'm so HAPPY! Four in one Day!!! Soz just had to share that...))

"You can't have an Akatsuki jacket, you're not GOOD enough, yeah!" Deidara replied, now holding his hair AND jacket in paranoia from the spandexed boy, "Though it would be an improvement to THAT! un!" his nose wrinkled at the fact ANYONE would DARE mix green and orange together.

As Hinata jumped out of the tree Deidara thought, 'Crap, now I'm really outnumbered. Better start being a bit nicer...'

"Hinata! Hello! He keeps insulting me!" Lee said pointing to Diedara. "I have fation sense! I can not spell but I have it! Spandex is IN! Leg warmers are only cause it can get cold..." Diedara looked annoyed. Hinata just laughed. Lee felt stupid. He looked to Kiba for a bit a support.

Kiba shrugged. "I don't care. Green and orange seems fine to me." Hinata nodded. "Yes, Lee-san. It's not that bad."

"I keep insulting you? Well what did you expect!?" 1,2,3... 4 including the dog, this could be a tight one to get out of... "So, what sort of training do you do, Uglyasbutt?" (soz i know you luff rock lee but i can't stop saying ugly as butt when i refer to him, its sounds funny. Heh Deidara smily face .) ) "and what are your skills?" he asked turning to Hinata and Kiba.

"hm, I don't know If I should tell you my skills. Gai sensei said I should keep my jutsu secret. And THANK YOU HINATA AND KIBA! Am not as ugly as a butt. Neji is. I am not. And my hair's more silky smooth and sex-eh!" Lee stroke a pose. Diedara's jaw dropped. "I can at least tell you that power!"

(Sorry! I need to defend Lee's image)

(Meh, thats ok, I need an anger vent anyway)

Deidara decided he had to get information about them somehow, so he tried a different tactic, "Well, your jutsu are probably useless anyway, I don't know why I bothered to ask." he blatantly ignored the sexy part.

"Hey! You want a strong tai jutsu slap upside your head!?" Lee shouted getting pissed, then realized he messed up. "I just said my skill didn't I?" Hinata looked depressed.

Hmm, Taijutsu, and that Hyuuga is obviously byakugan... "So..." he said, thinking he'd need backup, "Where do you think Neji is right now?" Knowing Tobi he'd probably STILL be annoying Neji, unless he'd been killed already. It was win win either way.

Kiba slapped his hand over his eyes. "Lee, use some common sense please. You just gave away your skills." He picked up Akamaru. "We won't tell him so easily about our skills, will we boy?" he whispered to the puppy. Akamaru barked and wagged his tail.

"Uh, oops. Lee said standing back up straight. "Neji? By this time he is normally plotting to destroy the main house. But where is a mystery to everyone in Konaha, maybe this 'Tobi' fallowed him, either that or is hanging dead in a tree." Lee shrugged and looked at Hinata. She seemed a bit worried.

He was a little perplexed by Lee's explanation but shook it off. "O..k.. then... why don't you tell me where the most likely place for him to be is?" he tried again. Seriously, these people were impossible.

"Umm..." Lee put a finger to his bottem lip and thought. Neji told it to Tenten once. And He over heard. But should he say? Was it right. "I know Naruto's at Ichiraku's. Chouji's at the flower shop, I'm here. Hinata and Kiba are there." He said pointing to Hinata then Kiba with his free hand.

"Well, my best guess is under in the sewers, Neji once said he had an army of rats. But he did just eat three bags of sugar." Lee smiled and shrugged.

"Down in the sewers?" But there was that Naruto name again. Was he that kyuubi kid? Was that why his name was familiar? But to tell the truth he didn't care about that anymore. And he was hungry...

"Well, I'm going to Ichiraku's to get food then, see you." He hoped they wouldn't get suspicious and follow him. Lee was probably dumb enough not to but maybe that kid with the mutt was a bit smarter.

"Hey can I come? The curry shop's too far away!" Lee said fallowing Diedara, smiling himself. Not sure about Diedara though. ((Lee's not dumb dang it! XD ))

Kiba narrowed his eyes in suspicion. Leaning towards Hinata, he whispered to her out of the corner of his mouth. "Hinata, I think we should follow this guy. I don't know what he's up to." Hinata nodded. Kiba placed his usual grin on his face and turned to Diedara. "We're hungry. We might as well come too."

((Well, Deidara doesn't know that, they've hardly even met yet! They only fought each other for about five seconds))

"WAIT!" Deidara suddenly yelled, turning to Lee, "I know who you are now! You attacked an armless dude aka ME!" he pointed at him in disgust and stalked away. Really he was surreptitiously searching for Ichiraku's.

"Kiba and Hinata are coming! And I am too! Wait, you have arms now!" Lee said in surprise, remembering. He turned to Kiba. "He has fwoosh hair. That is very dangerous, ask Neji."

Curses, still not rid off them, oh well. "Well, this one was sewn back on, and this one was returned to me via gaping plothole." he replied, indicating each arm in turn. "Fwoosh hair??...?" he wondered, once again holding onto said hair in paranoia. He continued to walk a little aimlessly as he searched for Ichiraku's with the suspicious teens a-following.

As they walked, Kiba looked at Hinata with one eyebrow raised. "Fwoosh hair?" Hinata shook her head, looking confused. Kiba looked at Lee. "Uh, Lee? What is fwoosh hair?"

"FWOOSH! I have it too! It's when the wind blows and your hair is blowing and you look HOT! Sasuke doesn't have Fwoosh. He uses too much hair gel!" Lee said smiling and giving the nice guy pose. You could see the big 'wtf?' chibi faces on the other three.

"Oh, right." he said, not really paying attention... wait... "SASUKE!? I KILL THAT BASTARD, UN! WHERE IS HE!?" He demanded, imposing his wrath on Lee, who was the one unfortunate enough to have mentioned Sasuke.

((Hey how far are you guys into the story? I don't want to include any spoilers if you're not up to where I am.))

Lee puts his arms in the air as if being held up by a gun, which in this case may result in death as well. "Sasuke-Baka is not here. But you can only leave messages to Naru-chan...I mean Naruto. Wait, you don't know him. Will I have to introduce you to him?" Lee asked, slowly letting his arms rest back at his sides. This fwoosh haired guy who looked like Ino...

"Hey...are you related to the Yamankas?" Lee asked blindly.

((Hey spoil anything you want, someone will end up telling me anyways. 'darn it lex'))

((*Gasps incoherently about who the Mizukage is! HEHEHE*))

He narrowed his visible eye, thinking. Finally, "Yes, that would be appreciated, yeah." he said, trying to be polite, finally realising acting like he normally would was going to get him no where. "Hey, Yamanaka? Who?"

((Deidara does NOT look like Ino! Get over it people! TT))

((who's the mizukage? huh? Huh? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!?))

"Fine! He is either eating, sleeping, eating, or with the Jiraiya! Hmm...I wonder if Jiraiya could teach me some tecniques..." Lee wondered allowed. "And come to think of it...you seem to powerful to be a Yamanaka. But what do I know? I am the kid in spandex." Lee smiled slyly and walked past Diedara flipping his hair a bit.

(((Fan girl insanity+sugar+no more school=danger...)))

((UH OH! DUN DUN DUN! Fangirlness! Madara=Mizukage. Bet you didn't see that one coming! Sasuke+Akatsuki=trouble! My maths is getting good too!))

"Yes, the uglyasbutt in the spandex... I mean! Yeah, he's probably eating, yeah!" he quickly covered, not wanting to anger anyone, otherwise they wouldn't help him. 'Whats with that look?' he wondered to himself as Lee walked on by.

"I'll ignore that, for the fact I'm tipsey. 'hic' Ichiraku's is that a way!" Lee said pointing to the sky. "oops, sake talking, that way!" Now pointing to the middle of town. "Naruto shall deffinatly be there!"

((Madara? Mizukage? My brain broke))

((Ok whats with all the accounts??))

"Ok, let's go yeah." he said, becoming impatient... and hungry...

((oopsies. It was Kannika's idea. She said I had to many ideas for crossovers. blame her. [blames]))

"Well then, ON WARD TO VICTORY! I mean Naruto...my bad. I have a better idea then that!" Lee grabs Hinata, Kiba, and diedara and runs as fast as he can to the curry of life shop. The opposite diretion of Tobi, Naruto, and Ramen. As soon as The shop came into view and Sansho-baasan saw Lee and Lee dropped them.

"CURRY!" Lee yelled, spun Sanshou, then grabbed the others and dragged them in.

((had to do it. Sorry Redit))

((Oh I see. But isn't that against the rules? Meh, whatever.))

'Oh well, this means I get away from Tobi.' he thought as he was dragged along. Though his conscience told him he should get on with the mission. But after years of beatings, his conscience was quite a timid being...

"NO NOT CURRY!" he suddenly screamed, digging his heals into the ground. But Lee just dropped him. Instantly he pulled his collar over his nose, trying to stop the stench from reaching it. But Lee had already picked him up again and dragged him on inside. He tried desperately to hold back from sneezing...

((meh. Kannika accidently has like seven. I don't think they watch really))

"Come! You'll love curry! Eh...what was your name again?" Lee asked throwing the very angered diedara, Kiba, and HInata on to the ground around a table. "Smile! Cheer up! Curry makes you stronger! Even Naruto and Tenten can admit to that! As well as Ranmaru! Right?" The little purple haired boy looked at Diedara and just sunk behind a chair.

((Who's Ranmaru?))

"Deidara!" he replied angrily, refraining from smacking Lee upside the head. "D-E-I-D-A-R-A! No, it makes my blood pressure rise and my explosive power increase. I may just literally self combust!" he explained, slightly muffled due to his collar being in the way.

He looked sideways at the purple haired boy, wondering who the hell he was.

((Ranmaru was the kid from the Riga filler arc with the unknown eye jutsu thing. Rode on Riaga's back. Yeah I sort of half to include him. Of course you could kill him if you want.))

"Ok! Ok...my memory is bad from Tenten hitting my head too much!" Lee whimpered as the curry was brought out. "Oh look! THE CURRY IS HERE!" Lee smiled and threw a spoon into Diedara's face for him to catch.

((Ohh, I don't watch fillers so I have no idea who he is or what happened.))

"NO I SAID UN!" Deidara yelled, not really paying attention to the fact that he'd just contradicted himself. He caught the spoon and threw it back, glaring sourly.

((Guess who's got a LAPTOP!?))

Kiba sniffed suspiciously at the curry with a doubtful expression on his face. "I don't know. Smells dangerous." He glanced at Hinata. She was just putting a spoonful of curry into her mouth. Kiba began to panic. "Wait Hinata! Don't..!" He trailed off as her face turned red and she fainted. Kiba covered his face with one hand. "Just great." he mumbled.

"SEE!" he exclaimed, "Imagine if that had've been ME!"

((Yay Redit! I feel stupid. Lost my phone...))

Lee scooped Curry into his mouth. "COME ON! IT'S GOOD!"

((Problem, its an old hunk of 'vintage' crap. I have to wait until Monday to ask my teacher how to hook it up to the internet. Phones, they're ever so losable.))

Deidara flinched as he decided whether or not he should escape. If he didn't, he could possibly blow up. If he did, he may never find the Jinchuuriki...

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