We all know that Lancelot is the captain of the Worcestershire Academy jousting team, is a big jerk, and likes to beat up Artie.

But there is something that we assume because of this;

His girlfriend's Guineviere, in the movie it said nothing about them as a couple, but in the special features of the DVD version (not that you movie piraters would know) you can look at Arthur's school Yearbook and both Guin and Lance say that they are boyfriend and girlfriend.

But he could change!

They were made for each other!

Yeah, they kind of were...

yeah, totally... when i saw lancelot be all mean and stuff (so descriptive! "and stuff"... never mind) my first thought was "Totally ew-eth!"

...i just realized i replied to every topic on this forum... that's a first for me!

I don't know what to say about Lance. He is typical school bully, end of the story.

Well we can't have him as a big antagonist in Shrek the Third when we're already recycling Prince Charming as the main villain.

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