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samuraistarTopic: CHICKEN LITTLE CHRISTMAS KARAOKE PARTY!!!!!!!! That's right, party people! New season means new topic! I'm gonna start things off with Snowy and Whitey singing Elton John's "Step Into Christmas," a fun party starter, I think...(guitar intro) Snowy: Welcome to my Christmas song! Whitey: I'd like to thank you for the year Snowy: So I'm sending you this Christmas card Whitey: To say it's nice to have you here Snowy: I'd like to sing about all the things your eyes and mind can see Whitey: So hop aboard the turntable Both: Ohh, step into Christmas with me! (Chorus next reply, so wait up, please!) |
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Reverend LovejoyHey, this DOES look like fun! XDDo we take it in turns to sing? |
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Three Wooden CrossesXD You know it!When do we start? |
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Fell ShirtlerMhm! ^_^ Ditto! |
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samuraistar(continuing! yay!)Both (chorus): Step into Christmas! Let us join together! We can watch the snow fall forever and ever! (forgot this line) Come along with me! Step into Christmas, the admission's free!! Whitey: Take it, Misty!!! |
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Three Wooden CrossesMisty: *blushes* Um..dunno that song.Taylor: *slaps forehead* Good grief! Misty: :D Ooh, I got one!! *grabs a mic* Sing with me, Tay! Taylor: Okay! *grabs a mic* Misty: (singing) Sleigh bells ringin', are you listenin'? Taylor: (singing) In the lane, snow is glistenin'. Both: A beautiful sight! We're happy tonight! Walking in a Winter Wonderland.. Taylor: Gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the new bird.. Misty: He sings a love song as we go along.. Both: Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland.. Both: In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend he is Parson Brown. Misty: He'll say "Are you married?" We'll say "No man, but you can do the job when you're in town.." Taylor: Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire.. Misty: To face unafraid..the plans that we've made.. Both: Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland! Taylor and Misty: *hold hands and curtsey* |
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Reverend LovejoyMind if I have a go?Mayor Lurkey: *the same way he sings at the end of the movie* Deck the walls with bells of holly! Mayor Lurkey and Emma: Fa la la la la, la la la la! Emma: 'Tis the season to be jolly! Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la! Mayor Lurkey: (Sorry, I forgot how this line goes) Both: Fa la la, la la la, la la la! Emma: To the ancient yuletide carol! Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la! *both take a bow* |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: Cool!! I've got one! All my sisters sing with me!All: Okay! Taylor: (singing) Dashing through the snow.. Misty: In a one-horse open sleigh.. Melinda: Through the hills we go.. Lindsay: Laughing all the way! All: Ho ho ho! Misty: Makin' spirits bright.. Taylor: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh tonight! All: Oh! Lindsay: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Melinda: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! All: Hey! All: *hold paws and bow* | #8 Dec 19th 2006, 12:42pm | |
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samuraistarSnowy: *singing to Whitey, who is sitting on a stool*I wanna see Christmas through your eyes I want everything to be... the way it used to be *joined by Whitey* Wanna feel like a child again, *Snowy solo* thinkin' the world was mine Wanna see Christmas... *joined by Whitey again* Christmas through your eyes! |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor and Misty: *applaude*| #10 Dec 20th 2006, 8:17am | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma and Mayor Lurkey: *applaude*| #11 Dec 20th 2006, 9:35am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: Ooooh!! I got another one! *grabs a mic* All my sisters sing with me again!Sisters: Okay! *grab mics* Taylor: (singing) Hark the Harold angels sing! Misty: (singing) Glory to the newborn king! Melinda: (singing) Peace on Earth and mercy mild! Lindsay: (singing) God and sinners reconsile! Melinda and Misty: Joyful and nations rise! Join the truimph of the skies! Taylor and Lindsay: The Harold angels proudly proclaim, "Christ is born in Bethlehem!" All: Hark the Harold angels sing..glory to the newborn king! All: *stop singing and bow* | #12 Dec 20th 2006, 1:23pm | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: *gatecrashes the part along with Greta and her good friend Claire Bear* *smiles and leads Claire onto the stage, then does a little twirl on the microphone stand* Grettsy, put tha tape in!Claire: Don't make it a rude one like you did last time! Greta: Alrighty! *sticks a Divinyls tape into the player just to be mean, luckily the song is 'Pleasure and Pain' rather than that -other- one* Funky: *recognizes the drum beat and glares at Greta* Greta! We're supposed ta be singin' christmas carols! - Ah heck, *sings anyway* Lover, Lover, why do you push? Why do you push, why do you push Baby, Baby - Did you forget about me Claire: *isn't at all shocked that Greta's pulled a prank on them, but is quite annoyed* I've been standing at the back of your life Back row center Just above the ice! Please don't ask me How I've been getting on(censored to be more appropriate) No please don't ask me How I've been getting on Funky: Break my body with the back of your hand Doesn't make sense from where I stand Baby, Baby Why you wanna mess it up? Claire: Sooner or later I'll find my place Find my body better fix my face Please don't ask me How I've been getting on No please don't ask me How I've been getting on Both: It's a fine line between pleasure and pain You've done it once You could do it again Whatever you've done Don't try to explain Cause it's a fine, fine line Between pleasure and pain! It's all the same... Funky: Yeah, Yeah yeah Claire: No, no no... Funky: Sooner or later I'll find my place Find my body better fix my face! Please don't ask me How I've been getting on Oh no please don't ask me How I've been getting on Both: It's a fine line between pleasure and pain You've done it once You could do it again Whatever you've done Don't try to explain Cause it's a fine, fine line Between pleasure and pain! Pleasure and pain, You've done it once You could do it again Whatever you've done Don't try to explain It's a fine, fine line between Pleasure and pain! Both: *curtsy and get off the stage, shooting dirty looks at Greta as she gives a sheepish grin* Greta: Ehehe... *giggles and walks up to the snack table to grab some green tea and cookies* | #13 Dec 20th 2006, 7:35pm | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma: *applaudes*Mayor Lurkey: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear sleighbells in the snow I can't remember the rest. O_O Gail: *applaudes very loudly* Emma and bodyguards: *stares at Gail* | #14 Dec 21st 2006, 6:25am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor and Misty: *stare at Gail too* O__o;;Misty: Ooooh!! I got another one! Tay, sing with me! Taylor: Well, alright. *grabs 2 mics and hands one to Misty* You start! Misty: *puts the tape in and goes on the stage with Tay* Alright, here we go! ~Song~ Misty: (singing) Have a Holly Jolly Christmas! Taylor: (singing) It's the best time of the year.. Misty: I don't know if there will be snow.. Taylor: But have a cup of cheer! Misty: Have a Holly Jolly Christmas! Taylor: And when you walk down the street.. Misty: Say 'Hello' to those you know and to those you meet! Taylor: Ho Ho, the mistletoe..hung where you can see.. Misty: Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me. *blows kiss* Taylor: Have a Holly Jolly Christmas! Misty: And in case you didn't hear.. Both: Oh by golly, have a Holly Jolly Christmas this year! Taylor and Misty: *hold hands and bow* Misty: *takes the tape out, then exits the stage with Tay* | #15 Dec 21st 2006, 8:38am | |
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Fell ShirtlerClaire: *gags*Greta: *currently drinking a cup of jasmine green tea with those pearl thingies, puts a thumb up with the straw in her mouth* Funky: *applauds* Woo! I think I havah bitta competition here! *walks up to Taylor* I challenge ya ta a song battle! Someone picksa tune, whoevah makes tha best lyrics wins! Claire: *snigger* Funky, you are able to put Morkubine Porcupine to shame, and you are going against an 11-year-old? What a slummer! Funky: *blush* Actually, I ain't -that- good... Greta: You're better than I am... Claire: -Everyone- has more musical talent than you do, Greta! There is only one part of your body that is musical and it's so gross when we're trying to flirt with guys! | #16 Dec 21st 2006, 9:07am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: X) You're on! Misty: Ya'll are goin' DOWN!! XD | #17 Dec 21st 2006, 9:19am | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma: What are you doing? Isn't this supposed to be a Christmas party?| #18 Dec 21st 2006, 9:20am | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: Claire, Grettsy and I just gatecrashed - And we didn't bring Foxy and Goosey, thank gahd - They're still on an eggnog hangovah! *smirks* Claire, pick a tune!Greta: *munching on a cookie* Claire: *randomly picks a tape from the bucket of them, she is horrified as she realizes what she's pulled out* O_O; Uh oh... 'New Young Pony Club'! Greta: Ice cream! ^_________________^ Claire: Dirty, dirty, dirty... I don't think the little kids have ever heard it! *pulls out another tape and winces* Ugh... Billy Ibis! Greta: Just go with the 'Ice Cream' song! It's only the tune! | #19 Dec 21st 2006, 9:45am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: I think Emma's right. Misty: ^____^ Yeah, let's just have fun with this. Taylor: Call off the bet! | #20 Dec 22nd 2006, 6:05pm | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: Ah, alright! - It ain't good ta be competin' at Christmas anyways! ^_^ Ya wanna come sing wit' me?Claire: Ugh, dorks... I could've been at home peeking at my presents! Greta: I've never -gotten- a Christmas present... u_u | #21 Dec 22nd 2006, 10:28pm | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: Alright, Funky. ^____^ So whaddya wanna sing?Misty: *to Greta* :( Awwwww, poor Greta...Don't worry, I'LL get you a Christmas present! :D | #22 Dec 23rd 2006, 7:06am | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma: Yeah, so will I... I've never met anyone who hasn't had a Christmas present before.| #23 Dec 23rd 2006, 7:45am | |
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Fell ShirtlerGreta: Well now you have... You guys really don't need to get me anything, I'm used to it.Funky: That ain't a good thing ta get used ta... Claire: She makes up for it... Notice every time we go shopping with her she always has stuff we did -not- see her buy? Funky: *changes the subject and focuses her attention onto Taylor* I dunno, wanna lucky-dip tha tape-bin? | #24 Dec 23rd 2006, 8:08am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: Uh, sure, Funky. ^_^Misty: No, really, Greta, I WILL get you a present..I PROMISE. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. *crosses her finger over her heart, then points to her eye* XD | #25 Dec 23rd 2006, 10:07am | |
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Fell ShirtlerGreta: No, I'm serious... It's fine. *feels awkward that she is actually being given an opportunity to be somewhat like a normal girl her age*Funky: *leads Taylor to the stage, then sticks her paw into the bucket of tapes without looking. She pulls one out and develops a horrified expression* Ah, crud. *shows it to Taylor* Paris Hiltokay. X_x Claire: Oh my gosh, who even mentions that yucky lizard's name? Greta: Hey, 'Turn It Up' is a good song, really. *CRINGE* Don't shoot me! Claire: I'll -stab- you, Parisite! Funky: *puts the tape on the ground, kicks it really hard across the room and picks out another tape* Ah, this is much bettah! How about this? *passes it to Taylor(You pick what tape it is, my brain is blank. XD)* | #26 Dec 23rd 2006, 10:24am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: *makes a face at Paris Hiltokay, then takes the other tape and relaxes* Ahh, I like this one MUCH better. The Cheetah Girls. (Sorry if this one is stupid, my mind is blank too. XD)Misty: *dashes to Wal-Mart (across the street) to get Greta a Christmas present* ^__^ | #27 Dec 23rd 2006, 1:46pm | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: *sticks the tape into the player, only to haveit blast out Paris Hiltokay's 'Turn It Up'* What tha- ? *stops the karaoke machine and examines the tape* But it says "Cheetah Gals"... Who's been switchin' tha labels?Claire: Don't look at me! Greta: I've been at the snack table... Random Scary Raccoon: Muahahahaha! All: O_O | #28 Dec 24th 2006, 3:38am | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma: *glances at what Misty has bought* That's a great present.| #29 Dec 24th 2006, 5:17am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesMisty: Thanks. *goes to the cash register, and buys the music cd of Madogga* I sure hope she likes Madogga..(Madonna) *buys an orchid gift bag with geckos on it. Then she buys some colored tissue (purple)* Okay..whew, glad that's over..*puts the cd of Madogga in the gift bag, then stuffs the colored tissue in it* Alrighty, that's it. *turns to Emma* You gonna get Greta somethin'?| #30 Dec 24th 2006, 1:02pm | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: *glares at the raccoon, then picks up the Paris Hiltokay cd* Maybe, just maybe..*opens it and there's the cd of The Cheetah Girls* Alright, try this one. *hands Funky the Cheetah Girls cd she found in the Paris Hiltokay cd cover*| #31 Dec 24th 2006, 1:04pm | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: Thanks, Tay. *sticks the CD into the karaoke machine, the first few beats go fine until it begins to skip as a result of her kicking it across the floor earlier* O_O; Wha? *ejects the CD and looks at it closely*Random Scary Raccoon: Hehe, maybe you shouldn't have kicked it you silly skunk! Claire: Hey, don't you call my friend silly - That's my job! Greta: *sucking on the straw of her green tea even though there is none left* | #32 Dec 24th 2006, 5:45pm | |
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Three Wooden CrossesTaylor: *shoots a death glare at the raccoon and waves a fist at him, then turns back to Funky* Wait, I have an idea..*takes the CD, then with her other hand, she takes her shirt and cleans the CD with it as good as she can* There, that aughta do it. *hands the CD back to Funky* Try it now.| #33 Dec 24th 2006, 6:13pm | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: Thanks, Tay! - *puts the CD back in* Ah, this is mo' like it!| #34 Dec 25th 2006, 1:39am | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma: Yeah, I've got her something! *shows Misty a notebook with a lizard on the front cover*| #35 Dec 25th 2006, 10:05am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesMisty: :D Wow, that's cool! *they go back to the karaoke singing place and hand Greta their presents* Merry Christmas, Greta! ^____^ If you don't like my present, you can trade it in for another one. :)Taylor: Oh yeah! Shake A Tail Feather is on! You start, Funky! | #36 Dec 26th 2006, 8:26am | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma: I hope that notebook's okay...| #37 Dec 28th 2006, 10:34am | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: *snaps fingers* Aight!Come on let me see you shake your tail feather Do it right shake it shake it shake it baby Head over let me see you shake your tail feather Aaahhh... Shake it! (This is Taylor's cue) Greta: *pauses for a while* Th-thanks guys... *seems a little embarrassed* But I'm so used to- *hears the doorbell ring* I'll get it. *opens the door to see her father with a very stern expression on his face* O_O;;; Dad? Rico: First I find you're GONE, then I find this giant giftwrapped parcel addressed to YOU near our letterbox! Greta: Oh goody! Who's it from? Rico: Wesley Weasel's brother. He just doesn't seem to give up, doesn't he?! *begins to go into a long-winded scolding of how Greta isn't allowed to come into contact with males until he chooses her husband and lets them meet at the age of 25* Greta: *glares* Dad, I'm -fine-! I don't need you telling me how stupid I am because I already know it! *slams the door in Rico's face* *sigh* Parents... | #38 Dec 28th 2006, 11:45pm | |
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Three Wooden CrossesMisty: O_____o;; *says loudly so Rico will hear* You should get adopted since you have a bad guy as a dad, Greta..X)Taylor: So you're the girl I've been dancin' with all over the neighorhood. So why didn't you ask me baby? 'Cause you know I would. (Funky's cue) | #39 Dec 29th 2006, 8:04am | |
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Fell ShirtlerGreta: No, I'm really hard to look after - I made my mom get sent to the mental hospital when we lived in Alwaysland...Funky: Well I know that tha bubbeloo is outta side I'm shingeling that thing tonight Well if that was you and me now now baby I would have shown ya how to do it right F&T(Sorry for godmoding): Do it right Do it right Do it right Do it right Ahhhh- | #40 Dec 29th 2006, 3:55pm | |
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Three Wooden CrossesMisty: Well I'm sure there's a better dad out there than Mr. Rico...you gonna open my present?Taylor: Twistin'! Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, baby! Ohhhh... Here we go, loopty-loop.. Shake it up, babay! Here we go, loop tonight! Funky: (Mind if I use a line? You can use Tay too) Head over, lemme see ya shake your tail feather.. Taylor: Head over, lemme see ya shake your tail feather.. Funky: C'mon, lemme see ya shake your tail feather! Taylor: C'mon, lemme see ya shake your tail feather!.. | #41 Dec 30th 2006, 8:42am | |
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Fell ShirtlerGreta: *blush* Um, I'll open it when I get home. I'm afraid I might leave something behind.Funky: Twistin'! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby! We're all gonna loop-ty-loop(I know, the lyrics are wrong but who cares? XD They're kids!) Shake it out, baby Here we gon' loop tonight Taylor: Head over, lemme see ya shake your tail feather- Funky: Head over, lemme see ya shake ya tail feather- Taylor: Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather! Funky: Come on, lemme see ya shake ya tail feathah! | #42 Dec 30th 2006, 9:47am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesMisty: Ok, that's fine. :DTaylor: C'mon, lemme see ya shake your tail feather. Do it right, shake it, shake it, baby! Head over, lemme see ya shake your tail feather! Both: Shake it!! Funky: Do tha twist! Taylor: Do it right! Both: Shake it, shake it, baby! Shake your tail feather! Do it right! Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby! Taylor: Shake it, yeah, to extreme! (Yeah, same here XD) Both: C'mon, lemme see ya shake your tail feather! Taylor: Yeah, do the bird! Funky: C'mon, let's do the twist! | #43 Dec 30th 2006, 11:12am | |
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samuraistarWhitey, watching all this, has a wide-eyed, tiny-mouthed look of stunned shock on her face. Snowy looks worriedly at her, knowing what's about to happen. Whitey's left eye twitches, and she falls down in physical convulsions.Snowy: SIS!!! *yanks machine plug out, cutting off song. Then she picks up her seizing sister, squats, and rocks to her* Snowy: *singing* Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band... *when others ask what's going on, Snowy looks up at them, glaring at the villain kids* Snowy: Sorry, guys; I should've remembered to tell you...The Cheetah Girls make Whitey have seizures. She can't stand them. Only a song that has piano music with it can calm her down. *goes back to crooning "Tiny Dancer" to her* | #44 Dec 30th 2006, 4:10pm | |
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Three Wooden CrossesMisty: *GASP* You ok, Whitey?? O_____O *rushes to Whitey's side and sings along with Snowy, a bit teary-eyed*Taylor: Ohmigosh, I'm so sorry, Snowy..*looks down at the ground* I..I-I had no idea.. Lindsay and Melinda: *rush to the scene as well* Oh my gosh! Melinda: Should I call the hospital?? *gets out her cell* Lindsay: *bends down near Snowy and gently ruffles Whitey's hair* Oh my goodness...is she gonna be okay? Misty: *still singing with Snowy, tears forming in her eyes* Taylor: *guiltily looking at the ground* | #45 Dec 30th 2006, 8:09pm | |
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Fell ShirtlerFunky: *gasps* Oh mah gahd! I'm sorry! - I nevah knew... *gets an idea and begins rummaging through the CDs until she find Beethootven* Perfect... *puts the CD in, adjusts the volume so it isn't offensively loud then presses play* That gonna help?Claire: *laughing while thinking "Let's see how the little twerp reacts to Paris!"* Greta: ... *unsure of what to do or say* O____________O | #46 Dec 31st 2006, 10:58am | |
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Reverend LovejoyEmma: Do you need anything, Whitey?| #47 Jan 01st 2007, 7:28am | |
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samuraistarWhitey: *smiles at Misty* I'll be all right. I just can't stand how those Cheetah Girls sound (reminiscent of Seinfel'd Kramer, and how he gets seizures from the sound of Mary Hart's voice. GET IT? LOL)Snowy: It's not your fault, Taylor. You're all fine. OOC: Anybody see the new Weird Al CD? I bought it over Christmas break!!!! | #48 Jan 04th 2007, 6:18am | |
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Three Wooden CrossesOOC: Oooh!! I like the songs, White and Nerdy, and Constepated! XDMisty: *wipes her tears and smiles* Okay..*hug* Taylor: *smiles as well and walks over to Snowy and Whitey* So..Whitey's all better now? *sighs with relief* Thank goodness! Melinda: *puts away her cell and tugs and Lindsay's sleeve, smiling* We better go. Lindsay: Okay. *smiles and gets up* Melinda and Lindsay: Bye everyone! *wave* | #49 Jan 04th 2007, 4:55pm | |
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Reverend LovejoyOOC: I like 'White and Nerdy', too! I don't have the CD though, my brother has the song on his computer.Emma: Bye! | #50 Jan 08th 2007, 12:02pm | |
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