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  Olorime You have to stop working over time and start dating again. :D And, when you find the "one" since you live up in MA, maybe let me plan your wedding! 6/02/2011 #1,501 |
| The Lauderdale If they are going to cast someone like this guy as an Elf, they might as well cast Michelle Pfeiffer as Glorfindel. Blech! *giggles* Glorfinderiel LOL Glorfinderiel and Legolas' hot butch sister. We'll just genderswap and femslash the whole thing! 6/02/2011 #1,502 |
| hixto Glorfinderiel and Legolas' hot butch sister. We'll just genderswap and femslash the whole thing! Now you're talkin! lol 6/02/2011 #1,503 |
| Olorime Where is my Ioreth/Finduillas fiction? RANDY!!! 6/02/2011 #1,504 |
 Thranduil Oropherion Redux Where is my Ioreth/Finduillas fiction? RANDY!!! Bzuh???? I have never experienced such a lack of inspiration in my life. 6/02/2011 #1,505 |
| Olorime Bzuh???? I have never experienced such a lack of inspiration in my life. I thought you said you were going to do it! *pouts* 6/02/2011 #1,506 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux Was I really, really drunk? I recall something about Arwen/Eowyn, but never for Ioreth. 6/02/2011 #1,507 |
| Olorime I don't know. I am going to put a breathalyzer on your PC, so it won't switch on if you are drunk. :P 6/02/2011 #1,508 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux You know, considering some of the things I've done online while in my cups, that might not be such a bad idea. 6/02/2011 #1,509 |
| Olorime o.O And here I thought the naughty one was me. :D 6/02/2011 #1,510 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux I've often made an ass of myself. So what else is new? 6/02/2011 #1,511 |
| The Lauderdale I think I'm the one who mentioned Ioreth/Finduilas, but I never said nothin' about writing it. Gladly read it, though. How old is Ioreth in the year of the War, and how old would Finduilas have been: 79? They might easily be of the same generation, and frankly, Ioreth would be a much more appealing romantic prospect to me than Denethor (granted, he's not at his best in his final days, so I'm probably being a bit snotty about 'Is Lordship...) 6/02/2011 #1,512 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux I could actually see a very sad love story in that. I'm just not the one to write it. 6/02/2011 #1,513 |
| Olorime Then, I guess after I am done with the ten thousand other fictions that are on "hold" I will try my hand at that one. Gah, I owe Mike an epic sized fiction that Won't let me be happy and in peace until it is all written. Actually two, one that was a request of his, and the other one a plot bunny I was discussing with him. He said it was a great plot, and it hasn't been letting me sleep lately, but I have too much going on with school, home, singing lessons and everything else. 6/02/2011 #1,514 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux I have about ten stories in line and a pile of manure that isn't moving itself. LOL 6/02/2011 #1,515 |
| Olorime Don't cha have a tractor? You should compost your horses' manure, you know? Sell it and say it's organic fertilizer. Horse pee works too, the hay that is soaked in pee. 6/02/2011 #1,516 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux I have a lawn tractor but no blade for it. I do compost the manure, but I have to move it out of the shed with a wheelbarrow. Any sane person would probably rent a bobcat, but I'm not sane. 6/02/2011 #1,517 |
| Olorime It is decidedly so, sir. You are not sane. It makes for nice biceps though. ;) 6/02/2011 #1,518 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux And a really bad back. LOL 6/02/2011 #1,519 |
| Morthoron You should sculpt the manure into likenesses of famous celebrities and sell them on e-bay. You know, Jesus, Elvis, Hitler. Who knows, the shit might sell. ;P 6/02/2011 #1,520 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux *evil smile* Manure busts of Scott Walker. 6/02/2011 #1,521 |
| Morthoron Manure busts of Scott Walker. Hey, he'll have to give you a tax break for operating a small business. 6/02/2011 #1,522 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux And it wouldn't be much work, because the resemblance is already there. 6/02/2011 #1,523 |
| Morthoron You could call the company "Manure Couture". Or even give a Tolkien slant: "Glaurung's Dung". Make it a 'net business and call it a "Shite Site". 6/02/2011 #1,524 |
 militaryhistory Rachel Maddow, Randy? 6/03/2011 #1,525 |
| Olorime What's wrong with Rachel Maddow, Milhist? *scowls* 6/03/2011 #1,526 |
| militaryhistory Nothing particularly wrong with her, but she's not that attractive. 6/03/2011 #1,527 |
| Olorime Perhaps not attractive, but she is very sexy. It is something to do with the air of confidence and assertiveness she projects, but I guess that can be a turn off to some people. 6/03/2011 #1,528 |
| militaryhistory Never seen her show, only seen her photograph. Couldn't say aye or nay to that. 6/03/2011 #1,529 |
| Thranduil Oropherion Redux Rachel Maddow, Randy? She has a very elegant neck. I'll make no secret -- I go for that type. Handsome and intelligent lasts a lifetime. Drop-dead gorgeous, excessively feminine women often fall into the habit of getting by on their looks, which inevitably fade. And then, what's left? Besides, Rachel looks like she can help a guy change a tire and get the spiders out of her own bathtub. 6/03/2011 #1,530 |
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