So, we're all human right? And humans make mistakes. Sometimes these mistakes turn out unintentionally hilarious for some reason or another. I figure we could share our epic fail stories for the amusement of others, because we all know that these stories can make a bad day better, and sometimes you just need a laugh, ya know? So think of this as a feel-good-cuz-someone-else-has-it-worse sorta topic. Whether it's a mispelling on a forum post or in a fic, or something you did or said in RL, please share it with the class!
...you know you love me ^^
anyways, to start I shall recount my story:
At my dad's house, we normally have a bunch of people over during the Christmas season and my room is typically used as the guest room. I needed something from my closet, so I quietly peeked into my room and noticed someone sleeping in my bed. Unfortunately, I couldn't tell who it was since the covers were over their head. So I moved into my room and as silently as I could I got what I needed and got out. When I got back to the kitchen I asked my dad who was still sleeping in my room. His response? "There's no one in your room..." I quickly went back to my room and pulled off the covers to reveal...the fluffed pillows. To top it all off, Episode 45 of YGOTAS had just come out recently, so the fluffed pillow joke was nice and fresh in my head. *head-desk*
I call this 'The Fluffed Pillow Incident' :-D
Look forward to hearing about everyone's epic fails!2/02/2011 #1
*laughs* Hmmm, I'll have to remember some of mine and get back to this later.2/02/2011 #2
one of my most epic fails happened when I was still playing the MMORPG called EverQuest it still haunts me to this very day well I had asked my mom to buy me some platinum for the game so I can buy one of the mounts for sale in the game I was on my way to the bazaar in EverQuest to purchase the mount of my choosing when I foolishly forgot that I had all that platinum on my character end result I took a tiny lil jump off a ridge on the boat the leaves a certain zone to get to Planes of Knowledge where the bazaar is held and I KILLED MY CHARACTER *head desks three times* ugh I felt like such a dunce after that one it was such a stupid mistake I flat out forgot that stuff weighed so much and never even considered it capable of killing my character with such a tiny fall so yeah thats my epic fail *goes back to head desking to forget the moment ever happened*2/02/2011 #3
XD wow that's bad Keara
Okay My epis fail, my first novels when i was a kid--they were such crap, One i wrote when i was eight was basically the entire digimon series but with pokemon instead and with me my brother and somce pokemon characters instead of the cast, even after i redid it and made everything original it was still pretty crappy--I actually printed a copy and did the pictures and gave it to my da for his birthday--he still has it, looking through it i always laugh and can't believe i wrote such crap---all my other ones that were kind of the same thing, I either threw out or deleted off my computer...god i was such a rookie back then!2/02/2011 #4
Alright, this is something that I doubt will ever be forgotten, atleast not by me or the others present for this event. XD
It was a night on the BPS forum, a little over a year ago, and we were a good bunch chatting this night. Somehow the conversation lead up to a dogpile (it might have had something to do with Spirit and I being fluffy with each other and people felt the need to tackle us for it, our yami/hikari relationship was in a 'phase' you might say), anywhoo, I ended up on the very bottom of said dogpile and felt the need to point out that I had difficulties breathing. And it would have been completely normal had I not for some reason just written my until this day most memorable typo.
Instead of breathing I wrote breeding. *head desk* I didn't even notice it until the others pointed this out to me. XD It was a very funny moment indeeed and I will never again be able to use the words without thinking of that typo. *laughs* It was so hilarious. XD2/04/2011 . Edited 2/05/2011 #5
During a conversation with my friends, one of them claimed I had ADHD (attention deficit hyperactive disorder) to which I responded, "What does the 'C' stand for?"
It continues to be a running joke today.2/04/2011 #6
XDXD wow! that's funny--not sure if i can top that.2/04/2011 #7
Well, this isn't really epic, but it's still amusing so I shall share:
Today I was walking from Calc to Chem Lab, listening to my ipod and kinda dancing (like I do ^^) and I don't know how it happened but one of my earrings fell out of my ear and right down my shirt. I couldn't exactly fish it out while walking down the sidewalk on a college campus (which is always crowded with people) so I just continued on my merry way until I was in the Chem hallway and no one was around so I could get it. The whole time walking I was worried that it was going to fall out of my shirt and be lost, but I got it and now it's safely in my ear :-)2/07/2011 #8
Okay, so I have one. I was a spectator to this, but it just begs to be retold:
I was sitting at home when I lived at my parents house - my brother was about 17 at the time. He and his friends had eaten one of those humongous cans of beans, and were hanging out in the back yard, lighting farts. ^^; Not that seeing that was funny enough, but one of his friends - Terry - kind of short, chubby, hairy, was out there with him. So I was kicked back in one of those chairs that has rollers and can lean back, and I was observing the ruckus, when all of a sudden I hear "Whuf!" and "Yeowch!!!" And poor Terry of the hairy bum goes skeetching across the lawn on his ass. I fell out of my chair backwards, hit the floor rolling I was laughing so hard. I got a bump on the back of my head, tears were rolling down my face and I couldn't breathe to save my life. But I was lucky - poor Terry of the hairy bum had blisters where he lit his fart and his hair caught fire. XD2/07/2011 #9
And I'm back - with one of mine this time. XD I had forgotten about this until one of my friends brought it up. So, I was all excited to get my new racing bucket seats for my Camaro, and I installed them according to directions. Well, kind of. They were missing the washers for the bolts that hold the seats down. So I got a couple of washers and put my seats in. That night someone lined up against me, and we were sitting at the red light. I knew the guy was a lightweight - his car didn't have nearly the horsepower that my boy did. I figured WTH and staged the car. 3000 on the RPM and I've got one foot on the brake, one on the gas. Two of my friends are sitting in the back of the car since I had promised them a ride and they're yelling encouragements in my ear. *grins* The light turns green, I stomp the gas, the front end of the Camaro comes up off the ground as it launches and my freaking seat bolts break and I'm sitting in my rear passenger's lap. O.O
Well, with no damage done we manage to pull me back up to a sitting position and I drop off the accelerator and limp the car over to the nearest parking lot. Apparently the washers that I used were not rated for that type of force. ^^; Lesson well learned.2/10/2011 #10
Well, I was in the sixth grade and it was lunchtime. One of my more popular friends was sitting at a table across from me. She flashed me a peace sign and guess what I mouthed back?
*Head-desk* Stupidity is something I have mastered with the utmost ease.5/28/2011 #11
I had a fail happen to me today, actually...
My friend Connor posted "BOSTON WON! YEEEE-HAW!!" as his staus on Facebook. There were a lot of happy people, and I commented, "BOOO! *dislike*" He pretended to cry, so then I said, "TAMPA FTW!!" Someone else said, "...um, who?" and I said, "The Tampa Bay Rays, of course!" Connor replied, ".......you fail. We're talking about hockey!!"
*head desk* I thought they had been talking about the baseball game that was on last night. *sweatdrop* It's not my worst fail, but it's my most recent.
EDIT:I got another fail that happened to me on the last day of school. I was walking to my car with my friend Megan, and she had to go the other way to her car. We kept talking, and eventually I turned around, saying, "Okay, I'll talk to you later!" And then I ran right into a pole. Megan laughed hardly and said, "Oh my god Cassie! Watch where you're going!" and a total stranger honked his horn at me and laughed.
I still have more, but I'd rather not say. ( ._.)6/16/2011 . Edited 6/16/2011 #12
I just realized i posted a comment in the wrong forum box--now that's a fail XD2/25/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #13
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