I got this idea from another forum.

Basically, you just post random things that can mean you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Ex. You find yourself saying, "Oh my gods," "What the Hades," "Zeus knows," etc.

When you read The Lightning Thief over seventy times.

When you go watch the The Lightning Thief Movie and complain every five minutes.

When you have read Page 203 of Battle of the Labyrinth several times and consider it sacred.

When you can list the Twelve Olympian Gods.

When you know who, in fact, the Last Olympian is.

When you're friends who haven't read the series know just as much about it as you do.

I say 'Oh God's' now. It freaks me out. XD

If you call people noobs IRL.

Ditto Storm. Or fangirls.

It's obsession with PJO Storm. Not FF.

I consider them the same. : D

Okayy....

Oh.. I've got one!

When you spend most of your day posting (or lurking) in a Percy Jackson forum.

When you go on the PJO archive almost everyday.

When there's a lightning storm, you say, "Calm down, Zeus!"

After seeing the movie, if it was raining after (it was for me), you said, "See that, Chris Columbus? You made GOD CRY!"

You give offerings to Poseiden and have dreams about being his daughter.

x_x

When it storms out you look up at the sky and say, "Oh shit. Zeus is mad. Like, really, mad." ^_^

When at the grocery store, you look for the 'Delphi Strawberry' brand.

Well, I do do "Oh my gods", but I'm technically a Hindu. Does it count? :D

When you relentlessly corner your helpless classmates and try to force-feed them the book gushing over how awesome the idea is and how funny the writing is and how you've really got to try it, please?

When you can flip to a random page in any of the books, point randomly with your finger, and start reading. Always knowing what's going on.

If you read the PJO part of my profile 20 times a day and consider it holy.

You own a pair of owl earrings.

When ever someone mentions a rainbow after a storm you ask if anyone has a golden drachma

If your profile is filled with at least five pages of Percy Jackson stuff, whether it being Logan Lerman being hot ( I am a guy so I don't agree. He could be handsome though) PJO story links, rants on how hot the actors of the movie were, or a rant on Alexandria Diddario and Logan Lerman being the wrong actors for Annabeth and Percy (They're twenty-two and eighteen! If I remember right, Annabeth's 15 and Percy is 12.)

When you can list all of the "Twelve" Olympians, their main attributes, what they stand for, their symbols and their husband/wife/mistress/mister.

When you claim that there ARE fourteen Olympians because you refuse to leave out dear old Hades and Hestia.

When you really do say things such as: "Ohmygods" and "WhattheHades?".

When you want a blue birthday cake.

When Yankees Caps make you suspicious.

"Aunty Em" doesn't seem so friendly anymore.

You can't think of famous people without wondering who their Olympian parent would be.

When you're in New York City and demand that the bus pull over because you have an audience with Zeus.

You give godly parents to characters from other book series.

(Katniss's father is Apollo by the way.)

When you look at important historical figures and try to make their father disappear so Hades can be the father and look better.

When you thoroughly believe Harry Potter is a son of Poseidon, and Hermione Granger is a daughter of Artemis. Ronald Weasley... Erm...

Harry- Son of Hermes.

Hermione- Daughter of Athena.

Ron- Son of Dionysus.

Psh. Hermione is a daughter of Athena, if anything. ^_^

'Ello Hahs. Go to the GT10! *nods*

When you scream out the window when it is storming and say, "Shut it, Zeus!"

Eeek, I meant to put Hermione as a daughter of Athena. -_-

Writing a fanfic about a daughter of Artemis is clearly getting to me... Blarg...

& Ah, a son of Dionysus. Perfect!

Hello! -runs to GT10-

Katniss (HG)- Apollo

Cato (HG)- Ares

Foxface (HG)- Hermes

Rue (HG)- Demeter

Finnick (HG)- Poseidon

Astrid (Gone)- Athena

Hunter (Gone)- Apollo

Orsay (Gone)- Morpheus

Albert (Gone)- Hermes

Diana (Gone)- Athena

Drake (Gone)- Ares

Who cares if all these people still have parents!?

Ugh! That was me. My sister didn't log out again.

When you learn how Frank Lloyd Wright's Guggenheim museum (NY) was designed specifically to exhibit artwork; the first thing you think is what a marvellous setting it would be for a Rachel/Annabeth Art/Architecture argument/obsession with poor Percy caught in the middle.

*adds to list of plotbunnies*

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Also, now that you mention it; and also because I'm jobless as per usual.

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Marco (Animorphs) - Athena

Rachel (Animorphs) - Ares

True to form, the above two don't usually get along. XD

Tobias (Animorphs) - Apollo. Possibly Zeus, but I have trouble with that image.

The Visser (Animorphs) - Blatantly Ares.

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Jalil (Everworld) - Athena

April (Everworld) - Apollo

Senna (Everworld) - Athena

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Artemis (Artemis Fowl) - Hermes. XD

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