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  Vivere Est Militare Boy, you guys are good... If I had a dollar for every orgy that ended with that... ...You could almost afford enough prostitutes to make your own. -- Elise, Aron, and Rocky, respectively. 2/26/2011 #571 |
| wach Wow, Elise. 2/27/2011 . Edited 6/27/2011 #572 |
| A Tengu Reporter Does it involve a robotic unicorn? Depends on the owner of said unicorn. Get your own unicorn! Pasta, Me, and 3D respectively. Pasta wanted to borrow a robotic unicorn... 2/27/2011 #573 |
| wach This never happened. 2/27/2011 . Edited 6/27/2011 #574 |
| exhorts Elise: I'M A JEW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE Elise: I KNOW BAD NOSES Elise: AND THAT Elise: IS Elise: A Elise: BAD Elise: NOSE Elise. XDDDDD 2/28/2011 #575 |
| Dakyloquacious I Googled it on YouTube. --a classmate on his 'research' into proper shorthand symbols. 3/03/2011 #576 |
 Ten ways to spoil dinner Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~Don Marquis I'll finish my science paper late... it's due tommorow! DX 3/03/2011 #577 |
| Bitter Sea Light User: Are you God? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because they don't like me. And they have claws that scare me. --Me chatting with cleverbot.com There you go, folks. God is a kitten after all. :D 3/06/2011 #578 |
| A Tengu Reporter The web is surrounded by nets as well o.o - A post I found on another forum. *tilts head* 3/06/2011 #579 |
| Bitter Sea Light People in economy are completely rational, independent, egoistic, numb, they think economically and are untouchable by advertisement and other psychological factors. These people are known as homo oeconomicus. --My Introduction to Economy textbook 3/09/2011 #580 |
| St. Elsewhere What the hell is that? I don't know. But if cats could sing...they'd hate it too. - Sheldon Cooper. 3/11/2011 #581 |
| Pure Evil Breed No, it's not a gold fish. It's really small and skinny. You bought an anorexic fish? ~Lostliveson4eva and Evan-Almighty, respectively, from District 14. 3/12/2011 #582 |
| Tr0llzaya "Oh, in that case. Don't steal something from a little kid's show because you're an unfunny newfag." ~ AD, regarding me. :D 3/18/2011 #583 |
| Bitter Sea Light Dear USA, If the tsunami in Japan is karma's answer to Pearl Harbor; you're in some deep shit for Iraq and Afghanistan. Love, The World. --NishaMazhar on Twitter 3/19/2011 #584 |
| Vivere Est Militare If I see pictures of me mast- uh, sitting at the computer, doing nothing, online, I'mma kill someone! Dude, I'm never touching your keyboard. Why yes, Sticky Keys is on! ;) Ten, Silver, and Jimmy. XD 3/20/2011 #585 |
| Bitter Sea Light The only time I think I've been able to understood myself is on an acid trip. B-Complex -- Acid Trip (2:06) No idea why, but I like this line. o.o 3/22/2011 #586 |
| November Rising Grade 12? What do I gotta finish Grade 12? Already got a job. Called Break and Enter. --My father in regards to the problems in Alice Springs. XDDDDDDD 3/23/2011 #587 |
| Wolfie the Mad Hatter -After first seeing Envy from FMA- It's a cross dressing palm tree... I think. WHAT GENDER IS IT?! 3/23/2011 . Edited 3/23/2011 #588 |
| Creation of Pokerus Poker: I'm the kind of guy who can stare at a wall for five minutes straight and then scream that there is a wall in front of me. Nic: I'm the kind of girl who stares at the kind of guy who can stare at a wall for five minutes straight and then scream that there is a wall in front of him and the say "WTF." Book: I'm the kind of guy who is looking at a turtle, and then say five minutes late, "WTF are you?" Kit: I'm the kind of girl who shrugs and walks past guys who stare at turtles. Book: I'm the kind of guy who then follows her, wanting to feed her to the man-eating turtle. Kit: I'm the kind of girl who stares at the gun that appeared out of nowhere and shot the guy who was following her with a man-eating turtle. Book: I'm the kind of guy who yells in joy when the man-eating turtle eats the bullet somehow. Stabz: I'm the kind of guy who shakes his head at the weirdness and leans against the wall. This forum isn't the only insane one. XP 3/23/2011 #589 |
| wach Juno is the reason I check behind my shower curtain whenever I go to the bathroom... Elise, over Skype. 3/23/2011 #590 |
| Aeikon Devleon Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black wins ANY awards, Kanye you know what to do... Retweet on Twitter. 3/24/2011 #591 |
| SeoulGamer "Out of my mind, please leave a message" Mandy, on YIM. :P 3/25/2011 #592 |
| Jimmy Attackles Veni's Leg Pasta: Well, today I got to eat a popsicle! It tasted so good, I have a usual way of eating it. First, I push it up, the I lick the top until it melts, then I keep pushing it up- while still licking it. Finally, I swallow the last bits. Yum! The best part of my day at home. Que Quieres Spyro Kid: ...all I have to say to that is... BCBW. XDDDDDDDDDD Pasta: Huh? Que Quieres Spyro Kid: Licking the top, pushing it up... keep licking it, and swallowing the leftovers. Dude. EPIC BCBW! FORUM QUOTABLE XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Pasta: Ho-shi- Que Quieres Spyro Kid: LOL. YIM. I think it's pretty self-explanatory... myself and Pasta. :3 3/25/2011 #593 |
| bigger infinities "I don't pay attention to the story...I like to stab." ~Hank Green, playing Assassin's Creed. Gotta love 'im. xD 3/26/2011 #594 |
| Ataokoloinona ...I have no witty comeback. 03 Oh. Were you thinking of sex? Maria and Sparky, because you know he thought he was being clever. :P 3/26/2011 #595 |
| wach /I/ am NOT a communtity tricycle, thanks. -.- Of course you're not. You're just one of the wheels. Who're the other two, then? : p Me. And the third is any other girl on this chat. Which is why I love Rock(y). 3/28/2011 #596 |
| Aquaman52 Apparently, I went through my two-and-a-half-year-old outline for my main story about a month ago and added in a few existentially disturbing conversations between my past and present selves. This one made me LOL just now: Dylan (2011): Wait, wasn't Tama going to purpose to her right here or something? Or was that one of the additions that I, in my infinite wisdom, later Photoshopped into this putrid mess of fanboy slop you call an outline? Dylan (2008): So, can you be masochistic and a douchebag at the same time, or is it a day-to-day thing? Dylan (2011): I don't know, Herr Freud. All I know is I'm bitchslapping myself in the face, and it's giving me a boner. Dylan (2008): According to my calculations, that means your Viagra's just about to kick in. Dylan (2011): I have trained you well, my apprentice. Dylan (2008): I'll just skip the Inception bullshit and just say thanks, pal. Dylan (2011): Any time. 3/28/2011 . Edited 3/28/2011 #597 |
| SeoulGamer The level of nitrates in most Irish water supplies is dangerous to babies under 6 months. We must consider a ban on either nitrates or babies." -Comment left by on thejournal.ie in response to the idea of radiation from Fukushima reaching Ireland. 3/29/2011 #598 |
| Bitter Sea Light What a Taurean owns, belongs to Taurus and NO ONE ELSE! --http://www.starlightastrology.com/taurus-venus.htm I laughed...just a little bit. XP 3/30/2011 #599 |
| Aquaman52 Getting used to the mod name changes is a bit like looking in the mirror and finding that you were black all along and didn't realise it. -Hydrogen Chloride 4/01/2011 #600 |
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