"Preferably not south, and I can't go into the forest."

"Ah. Well."

"Meh."

"Meh what?"

"We seem to be stuck in a situation in which we have no correct choice as to solve it."

"We could go to the Varden."

"And which way would that be?"

"Not sure. Never been there."

"Then why did you suggest it?"

"We just have to find it. Silly."

"How are we going to find it? And I'm not silly."

"We could ask. And yes you are."

"...Shut it."

"No."

"We're getting nowhere."

"Well then, let's go!"

"Which way?"

"South, I guess."

"I don't like south."

"West?"

"To the forest?"

"Where do you suppose we go, then?!"

"The Spine."

Analyse facepalmed. "That's west, smart one."

"Is it? I thought it was east."

"The Beor Mountains are east. The Spine is west."

"Beor Mountains are fun."

"Make up your mind!"

"Well, it's nearly halfway through the afternoon. We could stay here."

"Fine."

• Forums are not to be used to post stories.
• All forum posts must be suitable for teens.
• The owner and moderators of this forum are solely responsible for the content posted within this area.
• All forum abuse must be reported to the moderators.