...Poor Riley XD

Scene demonstrating this? xD

Sure XD

Scene!

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*Evan, Vitoria, Riley, Craig, and Nico are at a restaurant*

Waitress: Are you all ready to order?

Evan: *grins* I'd like an order of Y-O-U...

Waitress: I have a boyfriend...

Vitoria: *hits him in his arm* And he has a girlfriend!

Evan: I was just kidding, Vi!

Waitress: Are you ordering?

Evan: Yeah. *to Vitoria* Hey, babe, you wanna just share an order of ribs?

Vitoria: Yeah, that'll work.

Waitress: *writes it down*

Nico: I'll have the chicken strip dinner.

Craig: And I'll have a hamburger.

Waitress: *writes it down and turns to Riley* You?

Riley: Oh, I'll have the Caesar Salad.

Waitress: Alrighty. I'll be back in a bit. *goes to the kitchen*

*Evan, Nico, and Craig burst out laughing*

Riley: What?

Craig: *mockingly* Oh, I'll have the Caesar Salad.

Evan: Would you like a tutu and a tiara with that, Princess?

Riley: What?!

Vitoria: *rolls her eyes* They don't think that salad is a 'manly' food. Isn't that right?

Nico: That's because it's not.

Evan: I think after we get done eating, we better stop by the drug store and pick up some tampons for Riley.

*Craig and Nico laugh*

Riley: I hate you guys...

Evan: But you can't live without us...

Riley: That's the unfortunate truth...

Waitress: I have a boyfriend...

Vitoria: *hits him in his arm* And he has a girlfriend!

XD

Riley: I hate you guys...

Evan: But you can't live without us...

Riley: That's the unfortunate truth...

^ xD Isn't there a trope for that? Vitriolic Best Friends/With Friends Like These.

Yes XD

Scene!

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*Lola and Carly are at their lunch table when Seth approaches them with a list*

Seth: Look what I have.

Lola: Summer Rolen's annual loser list.

Carly: Are we at the bottom again?

Seth: See for yourself. *sets the list down*

Lola: I couldn't care less.

Carly: We're in the top twenties.

Lola: What?!

Seth: Look which two people took you guys' place at the bottom.

Lola: *glances at the list* Evan and Vitoria. Wow...

Seth: Summer told me about it. Apparently cheating boyfriends and boyfriend stealers are the lowest of the low.

Carly: But Evan and Summer were broken up when he hooked up with Vitoria.

Seth: Common sense and Summer Rolen don't exactly match up.

Lola: Ha ha! Evan's at the bottom of the loser list!

*Carly and Seth just stare at her*

Lola: What? It's funny!

Yes it is XD

Pfft. xD

Well, Lola's happy. xD

You see the one before, Shadow? xD

Yes. Sad to say, I've been in the same situation Riley is in before. xD

But dammit, I like my Raspberry Apple Walnut salads, Manly or not!

Scene!

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*Summer is handing out invitations to her pool party when she stops at Lola, Carly, and Seth's table*

Summer: My pool party is this Saturday. I hope you guys make it.

Lola: We're invited?

Summer: Of course. Why wouldn't you be?

Carly: Because you hate us.

Summer: No, I don't. Where did you get that idea?

Lola: Well, every interaction we've ever had with you.

Summer: Oh, that was the past!

*Evan approaches*

Evan: Hey, Summer, can't wait until the pool party.

Summer: Why? You're not invited.

Evan: What?!

Summer: You heard me. *gestures to Lola, Carly, and Seth* Only friends are invited.

Evan: *scoffs* Well, my sister isn't going to go to a party that I'm not invited to. We're close like that, right Lola?

Lola: *lets out a laugh* Wrong.

Evan: Well, Seth-

Seth: I'm going.

Evan: Okay. Well, Carly is the only true fr-

Carly: Pool party equals shirtless boys, Evan. I'm not that good at math, but even I can solve that equation. Sorry.

Evan: You guys suck! I mean, Lola already sucks because she's a whore, but Carly and Seth, you two suck for real! Ugh! *storms off*

Summer: *grins* See you three on Saturday...

Damn. Someone is vengeful.

Agreed XD

Scene!

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*Lola, Evan, Carly, and Seth are in the guidance counselor's office after yet another incident*

Counselor: *listening as Lola tells her life story*

Seth: *listening along*

Carly: *checking for zits in her mirror*

Evan: *annoyed*

Lola: ...And that's it...

Counselor: I'm sensing a lot of animosity between you and your brother.

Evan: My sister and her friends are crazy. Never once have I done anything to upset them.

Seth: Are you serious?

Evan: Yeah.

Counselor: You know, I think Lola should tell Evan what she thinks of him. It'll help get everything out.

Carly: Is that a good idea?

Counselor: We won't know until she tries.

Lola: *sighs* Fine...Evan, you are an evil, obnoxious, self-absorbed, narcissistic, sociopathic, prick...

Evan: *touched* That's the nicest compliment anyone has ever given me. *hugs her*

Lola: *sighs* Whatever...You're still my brother. *hugs him back*

Carly: Aww... *takes a picture* Ha! This is perfect blackmail in case you two decide to bring us into this again.

Seth: Wow, Carly, impressive.

Carly: Thanks.

Lola: *sighs* Fine...Evan, you are an evil, obnoxious, self-absorbed, narcissistic, sociopathic, prick...

Evan: *touched* That's the nicest thing compliment anyone has ever given me. *hugs her*

Lola: *sighs* Whatever...You're still my brother. *hugs him back*

XD

Scene!

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*Carly and Jason are sitting on their couch when Rietta enters*

Rietta: Hey, what's going on?

Carly: Oh, Jason's helping me with my homework.

Rietta: But...you're two years ahead of him.

Jason: Mom, it hurts when you underestimate me. *grins*

Rietta: Well, why didn't you just ask your dad for help?

Carly: He offered to help me earlier.

Rietta: He did?

Carly: Yeah...but I told him that I'd rather have someone a little smarter to help me like you or Seth or Jason...or those drapes hanging up.

Rietta: *stiffles a laugh* Still, I'm not sure if Jason can handle two years advance-

*Evan walks in the door*

Evan: Hey, Jason, I need help with my homework.

Jason: *grins at his mother*

Rietta: I've been proven wrong. *heads outside*

Evan: Alright, let's get started.

Carly: You're gonna have to wait. Jason's helping me on my homework.

Evan: Really? *picks up Carly's notebook* Is this it?

Carly: Yeah.

Evan: *throws it behind the couch*

Carly: Hey! *goes to retrieve her notebook*

Evan: Alright, Jason, let's get started.

Jason: Cool.

... He would take that as a compliment.

And DAWWW. :3

Edit: Hehehe... pair of drapes...

Check out the newest one. xD

Just did. xD

Don't underestimate your son, Rietta XD You were probably underestimated yourself when you were an itty bitty wittle girl x3

Carly: You're gonna have to wait. Jason's helping me on my homework.

Evan: Really? *picks up Carly's notebook* Is this it?

Carly: Yeah.

Evan: *throws it behind the couch*

^ xD

Evan: Hey, Jason, I need help with my homework.

Jason: *grins at his mother*

Rietta: I've been proven wrong. *heads outside*

^ XD

Scene!

xD

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*Evan is helping the younger boys on lessons on how to attract girls*

Evan: Remember the acronym. E-V-A-N.

Sheldon: That spells Evan.

Evan: Well, no shit.

Jason: Alright, what does it stand for?

Evan: Glad you asked. E is for Earn. As in earn their trust. You gotta earn their trust before you can do anything.

Jason: *writes it down*

Sheldon: Are you actually taking notes?

Jason: I take notes on everything.

Evan: V is for Vying. As in vying for their affections. That's what you have to do after you've earn their trust.

Sheldon: Got it.

Jason: *writes it down*

Evan: A is for Ass. As in that's what you'll be getting if you were successful in E and V.

*Jason and Sheldon laugh*

Evan: Hey, I'm being totally serious. Ready for the last step?

Jason/Sheldon: Yep.

Evan: Now, N means two things N could either mean Nurture the relationship which is what you do when you really like a girl. I've only done it with Summer and Vitoria. Or you could use the much more common N as in Never Call Again which is what you do when you're tired of her...Remember E-V-A-N and you'll be successful in dating. *grins*

...Girl version? XD

That.... actually kind of makes sense. xD

The girl version is L-O-L-A advice that Lola tries to give to younger girls.

Carly points out that Lola's shitty advice puts her on par with Evan.

...Evan's advice actually makes sense XD

Can't wait to see Lola's. XD

Scene!

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*Lola is talking with Minnie on how to get boys. Carly and Seth are looking on*

Lola: Alright, sis, what you need to know is L-O-L-A.

Carly: That spells Lola!

Lola: That's right, Carly. Minnie Mouse, it's an acronym.

Minnie: For what?

Lola: I'll tell you. Seth, take notes for my sister.

Seth: ...Okay...

Lola: L is for Lie.

Minnie: Lie?

Lola: Not like a major lie. Just a little white lie to get the boys interested. Like if you don't care for sports, pretend to be interested.

Minnie: Um, okay.

Lola: O is for Offering. Don't let him in your pants unless he's got a good-ass offer. If he straight up gives you money, then back out, because if you don't, that makes you a prostitute.

Minnie: ...

Lola: The second L is for legs open or legs close. This one depends on how successful O was.

Carly: *snickers* Wow...

Lola: And finally, A is for All Over Again. Move on to the next guy or in my case, after I've been dumped, and do it all over again.

Minnie: I'll...try to remember that. *leaves the room*

Carly: If that's the code you go by, then it explains a lot. You actually sound a bit like a girl version of Evan.

Lola: You're only supposed to use it on guys you don't care about.

Seth: Did you tell her that?

Lola: Oh crap! Minnie, wait up!

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