It Hurts - Things I Would Change Forum

Topic: It Hurts

I can't believe that they let Orton win. I got so mad that I was willing to kick WWE's **. This is not going well for you WWE. When will you learn that we do NOT want Randy Orton as the champ?! We want REY! And we do not NEED Triple H as a champ anymore!!!! *cough*Stephanie McMahon!*cough*

#1 Feb 21st 2006, 12:55pm

I totally agree with you. Give both titles to people who have not held them yet. Give some new blood a chance. I hate WWE creative for doing this. They suck.

#2 Feb 21st 2006, 1:35pm

I'm kinda indifferent on the Orton/Rey thing, but I'm kinda glad that Triple H will win the title come Wrestlemania 22. I mean, he is a better champion that John Cena. But yeah, people like Robbie V. deserve a chance to hold the belt.

#3 Feb 22nd 2006, 1:24am

Okay, while Triple H may be a better champion, in your opinion, I feel that some other wrestlers deserve it. Triple H getting the title again is old. It's been done. Give Masters a shot at it, even though I don't like him that much. Or even Carlito, even though I don't like him either. They haven't had it yet. Don't give it to people who have already earned it and have held it. Give new people and underdogs a shot. WWE sucks for not doing this. Yeah, they did it with Cena and JBL, but now they're gonna give it to someone who frankly doesn't deserve it anymore. That's just my take on this.

#4 Feb 22nd 2006, 5:43am

it's not that they weren't good champions, it's just that when you keep giving the titles to the same person, the title starts to lose interest. I kinda think that's part of the reason why the tag team belts are dying in the WWE. They have no new teams to win them and the same team holding them over and over again is boring.

#5 Feb 22nd 2006, 12:21pm

I agree with you there, Dr.JNHardy. It definitely is boring.

#6 Feb 23rd 2006, 5:39am

*smiles* I knew you would j/k

#7 Feb 23rd 2006, 12:15pm

the saying is definitely true, though sometimes when a wrestler is loved a lot, the title reign will still be held in high regard despite length. Just look at RVD's 1 year and 11 month reign as ECW TV champ.

and on a side note, John Cena beat Edge to retain the WWE Championship in the RAW live tour today. I can't believe that they're in the Philippines! Thinking about Chris Masters or Carlito playing a House of the Dead game in an SM mall (popular mall in the Philippines) makes me wet my pants.

#8 Feb 24th 2006, 5:52am

um... hooray?

#9 Feb 24th 2006, 12:09pm

Okay.

#10 Feb 27th 2006, 5:27am

does anyone else feel awkward right now?

#11 Feb 28th 2006, 12:22pm

I do.

#12 Feb 28th 2006, 2:35pm

Spincut?

#13 Mar 01st 2006, 12:22pm

Nope, not awkward. COmbination of...

Person I Look Up To (Chris Masters) + Game I LUV!!! (House of the Dead) = Not-at-all-gay Bliss

Soooo... no awkwardness whatsoever.

#14 Mar 08th 2006, 5:50am

*no longer feels awkward, just confused*

#15 Mar 08th 2006, 12:20pm

Try this equation:

Wrestler you admire + A form of media you like (examples: Favorite Videogame, favorite song, etc) = Bliss.

Like, say if you like listening to.. uhm... I dunno, Our Lady Peace.

And your favorite wrestler was... Chris Masters.

And then you witness Chris Masters singing along to an Our Lady Peace song. See? Bliss...

But unfortunately, during their 2-day trip to the Philippines, all superstars were advised not to go out due to political problems happening at the time. Boo-hoo.

#16 Mar 08th 2006, 5:49pm

it helps a little

#17 Mar 10th 2006, 1:02pm

use the equation!

I mean if you like Jeff Hardy (I'm assuming since you're Dr. JeffNeroHardy), and say... you like.. umm... Pearl Jam, and you learn that Jeff likes Pearl jam (it's his fave band), wouldn't you just feel happy?

#18 Mar 11th 2006, 1:38am

I get what you're saying, Spincut. It's like if one of my favorite wrestlers were to say that they watch House or The Amazing Race. Yeah, I would go crazy.

#19 Mar 13th 2006, 5:58am

I get it! Thanks, Spincut. But...

AHHHHH! You discovered the secret! (the kind of obvious secret, but secret nevertheless!) and now you've told everyone! Nooooooooo!

(I used the equation... Chris Benoit singing along with "I Believe I Can Fly... I was emotional and laughing!)

#20 Mar 13th 2006, 12:47pm

Yeah, it definitely works. I often imagine things like that. Who knows? It might be true. You know, the wrestlers liking the same shows we do. That would rock.

#21 Mar 14th 2006, 9:04am

that would be... scray (in a good way).

#22 Mar 14th 2006, 12:31pm

it's a fun equation. anyway, since we're on the road to Wrestlemania, let's talk about our predictions since this is a topic which originally talked about the Rey VS Randy thing.

here's my predictions:

Triple H VS John Cena - Triple H will no doubt win this. In fact, if he loses, I'll stop watching. Wait, I didn't say that. I'll just stop paying attention to main evetns. There, that's better.

HBK VS Vince McMahon - HBK will win in a match similar to the WM19 match between McMahon and Hogan, and then HBK will disappear for about 3 months and return in title contention.

Chris Masters and Carlito VS Big Show and Kane - I'd have to go with Masters and Carlito, just so the upcoming face team of Haas and Benjamin have some contention. Besides, WWE plans on maintaining Big Show's Wrestlemania losing streak of 0-6.

Randy Orton VS Rey Mysterio VS Kurt Angle - It looks like the last match of the card might be the Helmsley/Cena match, so I have to go with Orton. I mean, I believe Rey was originally not gonna be in this match, but was added due to fan pleas. If Cena is slated to win, then I go with Rey. Either way, Angle's not going to walk out of that match with gold around his waist.

Undertaker VS Mark Henry - Need I say my prediction? Here's a Blues Clues: He's 6'10, he loves to make people rest in peace, and he's always constipated, which results in the longest damn entrance in WWE history.

JBL VS Chris Benoit - Benoit. Might just be a 2.5-star match, I'm afraid.

That's all the WM22 matches I know of. Future matches, I'll just give my predictions later on.

#23 Mar 14th 2006, 5:50pm

Hey, those are good predictions, Spincut. I've heard that Rey might win the title, but I don't know. I hope so. As for your other predictions, they might happen. We'll have to wait and see.

#24 Mar 15th 2006, 11:14am

that would be... scray (in a good way).

What did I even mean to say?? I think scary...

Anyway...

I'd have to say that I agree with most of SpinCut's predictions except... no I pretty much agree with them all. Chris Benoit v. JBL? That sounds like a snooze.

#25 Mar 15th 2006, 12:36pm

Yeah, it does, and it sounds degrading to me. They could put Benoit in a better match than that.

#26 Mar 16th 2006, 7:19am

I liked JBL when he was Bradshaw and with Faroop as the APA.

#27 Mar 16th 2006, 12:23pm

Me too. I always liked it when they were playing Strip Poker with people. It was funny. I wish they could come back. *sighs.* It's not fair.

#28 Mar 16th 2006, 2:01pm

of course it isn't. It's like Nintendo: If Sony gives gamers what they want, Nintendo tells gamers what they should want. But unlike nintendo, WWE isn't so successful in thier efforts.

and c'mon, I'm sure you have to disagree with my predictions in at least one match! :(

#29 Mar 16th 2006, 6:10pm

Well you're predictions make alot of sense... but if I have too, I GUESS I'll disagree... *pouts* hmm...

I guess I'll say Shawn v. Vince. I don't know who'll win, but I'm not sure that they'd give him another title chance with so many new contenders like Shelton Benjamin (but if TWGTT is coming back... nah), Chris Masters, Carlito, and um... um... well I can't think any any now, but I'm sure I can later.

#30 Mar 17th 2006, 12:17pm

Masters and Carlito have to win at WM22!

so they can feud with the soon-to-be-face Shelton and soon-to-debut Charlie

#31 Mar 19th 2006, 3:56pm

I think either Vince will win and Shawn will leave or Shawn will win and Vince will continue to humiliate him. That's my prediction. And I'm sure Masters and Carlito will probably win.

#32 Mar 20th 2006, 5:55am

I really don't like Chris Masters... Carlito is cool except for the spitting thing. That's way too disrespectful.

#33 Mar 20th 2006, 1:00pm

Carlito + Chris Masters = Awesome Tag Team

Masters/Carlito + BS/Kane = Potentially great match

Masters/Carlito + World Tag Team Titles = A certain spincutEdge6272 has just officially ** his pants

hmm........

Carlito + Being Put in the Masterlock = Me happy :)

#34 Mar 21st 2006, 2:00am

Okay, you gave away too much info with the ** in the pants thing. I did NOT want to picture that. I don't like Masters either, Dr.JNHardy, but I feel that they will probably win.

#35 Mar 21st 2006, 5:26am

um, spincut, I'm glad your fantasies have been fulfilled. but PLEASE. teens will be on this forum!!!!!

*thinks about it* on second thought... teen girls... okay, keep **.

#36 Mar 21st 2006, 12:26pm

Okay, if you want to ** your pants, please don't do it in front of me. Try to go to a secluded corner if you want to do that. Thank you!

#37 Mar 21st 2006, 1:42pm

I was just kidding about the whole ** pants thing! I'm just using it to express how excited I would be if 2 of my favorite rookie wrestlers win the Tag Championship at Wrestlemania!

*raises hand* I, spincutEdge6272, hereby proclaim no longer to make any references to me ** my pants. And also, to act a little more like my age instead of being so overly hyper.

#38 Mar 22nd 2006, 3:09am

Hey, you can be hyper. I just don't want to picture the whole ** in pants thing. It's just nasty. But you're cool, Spincut. I like you.

#39 Mar 22nd 2006, 5:46am

We er, know you were just kidding Spincut. Just be more careful next time. I mean, I can't have you REALLY ** your pants! *smiles* unless of course, you throw it on Vince McMahon.

#40 Mar 24th 2006, 12:32pm

I said I just used that to exaggerate what I would feel! Plus, it's a reference to the time Austin "shot" Vince with a fake pistol. Vince ** his pants in the middle of the ring! Lol!

#41 Mar 26th 2006, 4:06pm

Hey, I remember that. That was hilarious.

#42 Mar 27th 2006, 6:11am

ah, one of wrestling's more funnier moments.

#43 Mar 27th 2006, 12:28pm

I know. I wish they would do that again.

#44 Mar 28th 2006, 5:56am

I thought that the thing where Big Show tried to move the forklift so that he could rescue Kane, then Kane came out thing was pretty funny. Their reactions made me laugh very hard for some reason.

#45 Mar 28th 2006, 12:17pm

I don't remember that.

#46 Mar 28th 2006, 2:24pm

Same here. When was it?

#47 Mar 28th 2006, 5:03pm

On RAW. March 27. I'm not surprised you didn't see it spincut. But Carlito, Masters, and the fat dude from Cade & Murdoch put Kane in this room and then pulled a forklift over the door. Then Big Show tried to push the forklift out of the way. Kane came from out of nowhere and asked Big Show if he needed help. The reactions were priceless. I didn't see the first part with Carlito, Masters, and the fat dude, but got them from Jack. Of course, he's always screwing me around so the details might be a little sketchy. It was pretty darn funny.

#48 Mar 29th 2006, 12:44pm

...2 weeks... :(

#49 Mar 29th 2006, 6:06pm