Homestuck is a big fandom. And we are nutorious for selling ourselves to a compliment and the highest bidders.

Oh wait, that is me.

/shot

I don't drink soda either. I drink water mostly, have an occasional tea or hot chocolate...and sometimes, I'll drink juice. That's it.

I drink 1,5 l coca cola every day.

I drink 1,5 l coca cola every day.

Gasp! Well, to each his or her own, I always say. It's not like it's alcohol...that's a plus.

I don't drink soda either. I drink water mostly, have an occasional tea or hot chocolate...and sometimes, I'll drink juice. That's it.

I can't function without my cocoa. XD

I drink 1,5 l coca cola every day.

...I don't know whether to be impressed or shake you while yelling, "You're going to kill your teeth with all that sugary acid!"

I can't function without my cocoa. XD

THIS

I have a feeling that the HP people will side with the chipmunks...

...I don't know whether to be impressed or shake you while yelling, "You're going to kill your teeth with all that sugary acid!"

Well, I was going to spare her the lecture. I figure she's old enough to know better.

Well that watermelon was regretting the day it became an experiment...

Yes, I am going back to my work. Don't worry -.-

I have a feeling that the HP people will side with the chipmunks...

-shakes head- We can't have this. There are far too many HP followers. We need more troops. We shall round up the lesser known fandoms. They should all (hopefully) have a bit of a vendetta against HP for being so damned popular.

-shakes head- We can't have this. There are far too many HP followers. We need more troops. We shall round up the lesser known fandoms. They should all (hopefully) have a bit of a vendetta against HP for being so damned popular.

Well, if we can get the Whovians, the Muskateers have already sided with them.

Well, if we can get the Whovians, the Muskateers have already sided with them.

This is true. I know who we can get. Hunger Games. -laughs maniacally- Yes, this will work out wonderfully. You're going down, you three foot high little devils. XP

Well that watermelon was regretting the day it became an experiment...

I'm curious to know what this is about now.

Meanwhile, the lone Dragon Quest fan will ignore the War of the Fandoms and go on a quest to collect the Zenithian items so he can kill the Lord of the Underworld.

This is true. I know who we can get. Hunger Games. -laughs maniacally- Yes, this will work out wonderfully. You're going down, you three foot high little devils. XP

That made me burst out laughing. Where's Kitten?? We must get to her before HP and the chipmunks do!

Aw, come on... I am a Harry Potter fan but I don't mind just because I am a Musketeer fan.

However if anybody wants Merlin fans then I am your person ;-)

Meanwhile, the lone Dragon Quest fan will ignore the War of the Fandoms and go on a quest to collect the Zenithian Armour so he can kill the Lord of the Underworld.

You can't remain neutral forever, Time. XP

That made me burst out laughing. Where's Kitten?? We must get to her before HP and the chipmunks do!

I assume school has kept her busy, but we have to get to her before Simon. And, Time, you can join us. -welcomes you with open arms- We're much better than the Chipmunks. We have better Kool-Aid! It's sugar free.

You can't remain neutral forever, Time. XP

It worked for the Swiss.

And with that, I'm off. Back later.

We have better Kool-Aid!

Sugar-free or not, I don't want that reptile's piss anywhere near me! XD

/really gone now

Bye, Time. I will wear you down, I swear! -love buckets-

Wait, wait what is this about Musketeers and Whovians?

Well... lets just say the watermelon is no longer a watermelon... just like it is no longer, erm edible.

We have better Kool-Aid! It's sugar free.

Forget the Kool-Aid. We has soft drinks. XP

Well, I'm afraid to tell you, lil, because it would be distracting to you. But, it's for our fandom war. We're creating alliances. You don't mind creating an alliance with the Questies, the Whovians, and the Sherlockians, do you?

No, I do not mind. However I must go brainwash my minions once more to come and join me here so we have more musketeer fans.

I will be in my TARDIS if anyone needs me.

Forget the Kool-Aid. We has soft drinks. XP

No...soft drinks aren't healthy. And, you know sQ is all about healthy living. Since the government of the future makes it their business to ban beef, I would think no 'unhealthy' food is safe. Soda is out.

No...soft drinks aren't healthy. And, you know sQ is all about healthy living. Since the government of the future makes it their business to ban beef, I would think no 'unhealthy' food is safe. Soda is out.

Fiiinee...then we have perfect oranges.

No, I do not mind. However I must go brainwash my minions once more to come and join me here so we have more musketeer fans.

Thank you for accepting the alliance, comrade.

What about you, truthie? Will you accept the alliance?

Fiiinee...then we have perfect oranges.

-fist pump- And soy burgers.

It worked for the Swiss.

No one much liked them for it, though. XD

You know, this 'fandom war' would make a very interesting parody fic. Hmmm...next year's collab?

What about you, truthie? Will you accept the alliance?

I already told you people. As a Whovian, I have all of time and space at my fingertips. I will be off exploring.

Torchwood though, they may have different plans. Funny thing, that.

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