"The Other Side Of Life"

Look up. Do you see that big yellow ball in the sky?

That's the sun. No matter how big you are or how tall you are, it's still casting itself on top of you, blinds you with it's magnificence. And at the same time it also creates your shadow and produces the symbol of inferiority that will mark you down to this planet for as long as you shall live. By yourself... you are just an insignificant speck. Or so one might think..

As a collective, as a body there are millions, so many that even the continents will become overweight and fat with flesh and sentience. There are others out there lingering in the darkness, surfacing from that momentary black into the sunlight and meeting the universe face to face, creating a shadow that envelops the planet itself. On this planet, there is more than one story to this tale.

This is their story. They begin in an average moment of their daily lives...

(Only characters NOT currently involved in Chapter III may be used in THIS chapter, all current or previous status effects or buffs from the previous chapter have been disabled and/or neutralized and not relevant to this storyline. Consider this our version of a Final Fantasy 8 'Party Switch'. All events in this Chapter run CONCURRENT/AT THE SAME TIME as Chapter III.)

Gary Solomon was not having a normal day.

He hadn't lost his lunch money to Bill Williams or Avery Rinkman, the two school bullies who kept stealing both money and his treasured Yugioh cards. He clicked the 'Send Mail' option on his computer screen to Gary43, his older brother, on YahooMail, and then turned again to look out the window. Something strange was happening outside...

(okay thanks me no confused anymore XD)

Kristine was currently sitting in a jail cell...waiting for the fifth or sixth chapter to start when suddenly an officer came and opened her cell door.

" your free to go Kristen...your allowed to be used in this chapter so...go" he said and Kristine jumped for joy.

" yes now i can continue my search for joey...as soon as i get my car back....speaking of which were is my car?" she asked the officer.

"oh its in the impound lot you gotta go to the dmv and take a road test first if you wanna have your car back" he told her. Kristine just looked at him.

" road test..me...but i gotta go make someones life miserable" she told him and the officer just shrugged, " not my problem so go to the Dmv" he said as he kicked kristine out of the precinct.

meanwhile, two figures appeared in different places.

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At the prison, a new fellow was thrown into the cell.

Gordon Falco.

"Oooooiiiii...." He grumbled."

-

Then, at Gary's.

Alan.

Alan acted quickly.

"Uuuuh, yeah, this is Kazuma, from Yakuza? Anime shipment incoming!"

Gary took a breath of fresh air and took out his day planner. He had a meeting with Head Master Cid at 12:30... he'd have to take the bus to get all the way from town to Balamb Garden.

Alan blinked. He gritted his teeth in anger.

This 'Gary' person had posted Rude comments about Soul Eater, and Bleach under his online screenname. As it would turn out, it was just an impersonator.

"OPEN UP!" Alan Barked. "THIS IS GREEN HANDS ARTEL!!! I'M THE BEST DAMNED FIGHTER AND RICH KID EVER! WHEN YOU DISRESPECT MY ANIME, YOU DISRESPECT...WELL, ME!"

Kristine was had just left the dmv and had gotten her lambo back and was currently driving around lazily, untill he saw some kid shouting and banging on the door in anger.

" hey kid can ya shut up your ranting is really giving me a headache" Kristine said to the guy.

" besides bleach is alright, and soul eater was moderately good" she said not caring.

(Dude, Alan is far off at Gary's. Gordon is with Kristine.)

Gordon blinked.

"I don't watch those! I prefar Some Good Ole' Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!"

(ok i can fix this)

Kristine was mind-venting her frustration on the boy, while she was next to some guy she met in prison.

" so uh gordon was it..how did you get locked up?" Kristine asked gordon.

Gordon grinned. Joey and Kristine were broken up (Remember, Gordon and Alan are Flirts!)

"Cause I wanted to tap yer arse. Apparently, unlike Chicago and New Yark, Ye actually get arrested fer barfights."

" meh lemme guess you got your ass kicked didn't you" she laughed and not before lifting her arm and a garbage can came flying towards gordan.

" i don't like people flirting with me especially criminal type people, besides i'm trying to make a certain ex of mine suffer" she said nonchalant

"Mind If I Help Ye?" Asked Gordon." I Have a bone to pick with that..."

He growled.

"GERMAN...."

a Fight flashback between Joey and Gordon occurred:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXs93KbBCgY

" i take it you have some bad history with Joey" Kristine said before showing a picture of her and joey together.

" so what did he do to you?" kristine asked.

Gordon was busy Rocking out.

"AMADEUSAMADEUSAMADEUSAMADEUSAMADEUS"

He turned.

"Aye, Lass with an ass. He cheated. Brought Psychic powers to a knife fight."

Gordon Growled.

"Not fair. and it was also the first time he used em too."

Kristine chuckled, that was so like joey to use his powers in a fight.

" you should know joey is a little crazy" Kristine said and started remembering all the crazy times she and him had.

" so what are you gonna do now that your out of prison whats your next plan?" Kristine asked.

"You"

Gordon Grabbed Kristine, and ran off for a hotel. Nothing could stop him now! Nothi-

Gordon stopped to buy condoms.

He poked his head out.

"Trojans?"

Kristine broke free of gordons grasp and then walked back to her car.

" i'm not gonna let you rape me..cause you got your ass handed by Joey...who's sixteen at that" Kristine laughed cruelly

Kristine then lifted her right hand and saw a barrel and then threw it at him.

" i hope you know that i too have psychic powers" she told him.

"I DIDN'T LOSE!" Said Gordon, punching the barrel. "He played Cheap, CHEAP!"

He crawled under Kristine's car, and with intense struggling, he Roared furiously, as he picked up the car.

"And Its not rape! ITS ROOOOMANCE!!!"

Gordon. Was. Pissed.

" hahaha like i would date a little fifthteen year old wanna be rambo kid like you" she mocked him before taking her left hand and took the car and levitated it back down to the ground.

" i prefer if you would not destroy my lambo boy" Kristine said.

Gordon was in the back seat.

He held the engine in his hand.

"Too bad you don't know engineering. Comes Mighty Handy."

He stopped.

"Wait, why is the car-"

they were somehow on a hill.

He laughed.

"Oh right. We're on death hill. a kid died 'ere, ridin' his bike! He crashed into that!"

The path led to a Junkyard....

...Junkyard's trash compactor.

Gordon laughed as they plummeted to their deaths. The seatbelts would not work either.

"So I Says, 'In Fer a Penny! In Fer a Fuckin Pound!" Said Gordon. He was crying.

"Oh god. Why did I have to try and kill us. I can sleep with 500 women better than Kri-"

Suddenly, 300 women came to help Gordon.

They were all giggling. And they took the boy away.

"Unpause."

Kristine was about to crash into a bar full of muscular lesbians with psychic power fetishes.

As Kristine was plummeting to her demise, in her state of neutral shock she forgot that she can phase through the car.

" duh why didn't i just do that" and she got out of the car but was now falling into the bar...until she used her psychic power to possess some little helpless flying bird and proceeded to fly down to safety and then un-possess the bird.

" miss me i don't die that easily...joey taught me how to survive" she said hoping to infuriate jay some more.

(Gordon.)

Gordon shoved a banana up her ass.

"Haw. Right. Survival."

He sent a 'Mach Punch,' too fast for Kristine, knocking her into the next hour.

-

5:00AM.

Ray was yawning.

"Damn you Gordon."

"alright i had enough of your little pms moments...lets get this done" and then she proceeded to then go inside gordon's mind.

" boy...no wonder your stupid..i mean look at that brain..sooo tiny" she laughed and then proceeded to look through his memory's, hoping to find anything that would haunt him.

Instead, there was...

"FIREWALL!"

A picture of Gordon air humping was her answer.

Gordon then proceeded to bring her down to his mouth, where he chewed her like bubble gum.

"Tastes like Grape!"

" i have an idea" she said as she then proceeded to escape from Gordons mouth, suddenly s dark image started appearing from gordons shadow.

" here you go..meet your opponent...your cause of embarrassment...my ex boyfriend....Joey" she said laughing as an exact replica of joey only a bit dark appeared before gordon.

" Gordon buddy is zhat you...i haven't seen you in like....uh how long vas it" joey asked.

Gordon blinked.

"Dude, move over. wrong guy."

Ahead of Gordon were some purple men in loincloths. Their eyes were glowing red.

He charged at them.

"RAAAAGH!!!"

he disrespected Joey, and battled his one, true enemy, had had disgraced him in every way possible.

Joey looked at Kristine.

" uh how did you find me....are you in canada if so why" joey asked her and all he got was a crazy laugh before he started vanishing.

" no need to worry my dear joey i will soon find you..i'm closer then you think hahaha" she laughed before joey vanished and Kristen watched Gordon fight some little hob-goblins.

The purple men did not take this kindly. they were 7-Feet tall, red eyed, and muscular.

Gordon shrugged.

"Have fun with them."

KRISTINE VS 16 PURPLE SHURA!

Kristine just sighed and proceeded to take out a Cigarette and started smoking and fighting her way through the 16 hob-goblins with ease.

It wasn't before long that there was only one still standing Kristine then lifted her right hand and started to strangle the Shura untill...BLAM he exploded. Kristine finished her Cigarette and tossed it on the group of knocked out shura's and looked at gordon..

" are you quite done having your temper tantrum child? if so i would like to continue my little quest to find my joey" Kristine said before going in her completly un harmed lambo.

The Shura were still standing.

"Um, Lady, those be stronger Lads then ye think. I don't think exploding one of em will mean much."

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