Seconda: Well, it´s a nice alternative to normal Q+As and it is far more interactive. Also, here is a recap on how Pandora is:

She is cheerful, likes to play pranks, which rarely work though * dodges hit *, is a little lazy * dodges another hit *, but if something has to be done, it gets done. Oddly enough, her hobby is making weapons, which she stores in a pocket-dimension inside a bag she found once. It is unkown how many weapons she caries with her, but one thing is sure. Whatever weapon you seek, she has it. Also, she is a little of a hothead, and doesn´t like insults, responding to them with other insults. Despite that though, she is always there for those she cares about, and you can always count on her.

Hope that will be enough info.

AOA: I missed everybody else!

Regiamaru: Go faster next time.

Awaiouja: He went somewhere else and couldn't be on the computer.

AOA: Yup, but now I'm back.

Random person: BOOO!!! *Hit with a cero through the heart and killed*

Seconda: Wow, same thing happened her.

AOA: Pandora, you make weapons too? Ooh, do you like this? *Pulls out a cannon and attaches it to his arm* It's a cannon that increases the power and firing rate of ceros. For emample...*Launches 15 ceros at BM in about 0.08 seconds*

BM: Help...pain...great...bones...broken...* WM heals him *...pain...disappearing...strenght...returning...internal monolog ending.

Pandora: A rapid-cero-cannon? Interesting. Sorry, I don´t have one of those.* searches her pocket * I have this however. * takes out a gun which is actually 5 chainguns attached to each other * Well, it takes a few seconds to ready up. * fires 500 shakra/KI/reiatsu shots in one second at Onitentei *

Onitentei: *Reforms behind Pandora with only a few shots in him* Wow, you actually got me. Must be because that takes a second and so does my disappearing. Good job with that, I don't I could dodge it another time.

AOA: She might try it again now that you said that.

Onitentei: You're right. *Splits his soul in half and outs one half in Renkuro and Shiroyami*

Renkuro: Oh, you may not have known this, but Zues sealed half of Onitentei in me. The god half. The demon half was left inside Shiroyami.

AOA: And they care about this, why?

Red: I know I don't care.

Blue: Did he ask you?

Red: Don't you have a pokemon to rape or something?

Blue: Don't you gotta have a son/daughter with Yellow?

Yellow: HEY! Leave me out of this!

Red: Oh go f*ck Soi Fon.

Blue: *Looks at Soi Fon*

Soi Fon: Not interested.

Awaiouja: That isn't what you said when Paradox when he-

Soi Fon: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! HE GOT ME DRUNK AND THEN FORCED ME!

Paradox: Don't act like you didn't in joy it, Soi-bean. (Get the pun?) *Dodges attack and disappears*

AOA: God sometimes you guys make me want to kill you.

Pandora: Don´t worry Onitentei, I thought you could have survived this easily, and you were the easiest target, and that´s why I shot you. I don´t want you dead...yet. And AOA, trying to kill them would be pointless. They are too stupid to die. * laughs *

AOA: Well, Arceus(H) never gets on my nerves, so he's an exception. But I guess you are right, idiots are immortal. Either that a hell of a pain to kill.

Naruto(A): I'm back, b*tches! *Laughs evily*

Arceus(H): Odd, because you take the name Zorro in Twist of fate, and should still be in Naruto.

Naruto(A): Nope. Since the Kyuubi isn't in his body, I don't have to be either. And I'm only called Zorro so there is no confusion.

AOA: Szayel, do you want to experiment on Arceus for a bit?

Arceus(H): What? Wait, what? WHAT!? WHAT!?

AOA: You heard me.

Szayel: * holding a highly scientific...CHAINSAW!?!?! WTF? * Sure. * mad grin *

Shizune: * bonks Szayel on the head and takes the chainsaw * NO!!

Szayel: * holding his head * Okay.

AOA: WTF!? I meant with like chemicals and stuff.

Arceus(H): Sometimes, those are worse.

Szayel: Well, we have nitroglicerine, acid, liquid iron, twilight-movie-essence ( in a very tiny bottle ), what should it be?

AOA: The twilight-movie-essence sounds bad. Give him one of those.

Szayel: Okay, but you take full responsibility. * gives Arceus (H) a drop of it, and Arceus(H) starts sparking and acting like Edward * You have been warned.

Arceus(H): *Bites AOA's neck* I will protect Bella! Go team Edward! Team Jacob sucks! Burn in hell werewolves!

AOA: It works.

Seconda/Pandora: * shock * NOOO!!!! You have created a monster!!

Arceus(H): Jacob will die!

AOA: What do you mean? He seems perfectly fine to me.

Seconda/Pandora: YOU HAVE CREATED A SECOND EDWARD!!

Szayel: Don´t worry. It will be only for one day. Propably.

Pandora: You have no idea for how long he will stay like this.

Szayel: Right.

Seconda: WE ARE DOOMED!!

Arceus(H): Cullen clan, move out to destroy the werewolves!

AOA: I could use a potion of mine to make it go away for awhile. I am not gonna use it now, because he seems fine.

Arceus(H): After our seige of the werewolves, I will make babies with Bella!

Regiamaru: I thought you hated Twilight?

AOA: Yeah, but he's making fun of it. I love when people insult Twilight.

Arceus(H): I'm so sexy, even my sister is a fangirl! I'm so sexy, guys have become my fangirls!

Awaiouja: Odd...He has Arceus's thought proscese, but he is talking like Edward.

Arceus(H): Jacob will eat the dirt off his face! And his fangirls will be burned!

AOA: I'm sure it's nothing.

Pandora: We need a way to stop him!

Seconda: On it!

* door opens and thousands of Edward fangirls charge at Arceus(H) *

Pandora: * sweatdrop * That was overkill.

Arceus(H): Gah! *Blows all the fangirls away with a blast of energy*

AOA: *Teleports the fangirls to an Edward Cullen convention* At least now they won't fall.

Pandora: Did it have any effect?

Seconda: We´ll find out in a moment.

Arceus(H): Stupid fangirls. This is why I stick with Bella. She's never trying to get my autograph.

AOA: It didn't.

Pandora: * as Bella next to a door * Come here Edward. * sexily and goes through the door and to the left *

* Arceus(H) follows *

* a few brocken morningstars later *

Pandora: * draging an unconscious Arceus(H) * Very sturdy skull.

Seconda: Propably too little brain. * laughs *

Pandora: Yeah. * giggles *

AOA: Actually, Arceus is smarter than everyone in this room combined. He is just under the influence of that poison.

Arceus(H): *Sleep taliking* Oh, that's the spot Bella. Don't stop. Aaaaaaaah...Up, down, up, down...Just keep on...No need to stop...Keep on sucking...

AOA: I hope he means blood.

Pandora: Nah, propably something else. * smirks *

AOA: God he is perverted. Not as perverted as Regiamaru, though.

Regiamaru: HEY!

Arceus(H): Ooooooooh yeah...That's the stuff...

AOA: That's it. *Pulls out a small seed and shoves it down Arceus(H)'s throat*

Arceus(H): *Wakes up* What the hell happened? Why the hell am I on the floor? Where the hell is Szayel? And why am I urged to go watch Twilight: Eclipse?

AOA: Well that worked.

Pandora: At least we don´t get more details of your fantasies with Bella.

Szayel: AOA takes full responsibility for what happened.

AOA: Fine.

Arceus(H): My what, with who now?

Pandora: You just had a wet dream of you and Bella Swan.

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