A thread made exclusively for all us perverted D14'ers who want to talk just a little dirty... or really dirty. ;D

Whoever makes it to the top of page 69 wins.

... I'm waay too excited about this ;)

So am I. It's a little disturbing. Then again, I'm a disturbing girl through and through. ;D But I'm not the only one who asked for this thread, so we only have ourselves to blame.

;D

So I think now is as good a time as any to break out the harry potter pick up lines. Lemme start with this...

-dramatically clears throat-

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

... I'm waay too excited about this ;)But, baby, we should get out of our clothes, first.~

But, baby, we should get out of our clothes, first.~

Who ever said I was wearing any in the first place?

-kyaha, now I'll never look at Luna the same way again. Or her father.

-kyaha, now I'll never look at Luna the same way again. Or her father.

HP Pickups do that to a person... ;)

What's the password to your hole?

Skip this post, it was a horrible attempt at dirty talk.

XD

Ah, that's a good thing; you always say you wear the pants, but it looks like the tables have turned.

Like the sheets.

Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

...oh, it is your wand. Never mind.

Ah, that's a good thing; you always say you wear the pants, but it looks like the tables have turned.

Like the sheets.

Dear lord you're winning at this, I think I love you.

Who ever said I was wearing any in the first place?

Marry me.

Marry me.

We'll need to get married to do what I want~ ;D

Lets be smart - skip all the nonsense and just go to bed.

Gnight :D

We'll need to get married to do what I want~ ;D

I think it's legal in my state without the marriage certificate.

I think I love you.

That's not the safeword we agreed on. ;D

Lets be smart - skip all the nonsense and just go to bed.

Okay, but I can promise you won't be getting any sleep. ;)

Gnight. :DYou aren't gonna be able to say anything when I'm through with you.~

I also don't think that sleeping is on the agenda tonight... or any night from now on... ;D

I'm doing my job. ;)'

Or. . . some job.

I don't think sleeping is on the agenda tonight...

The agenda told me she was willing to accept me in exchange.~

I'm doing my job. ;)'

Or. . .somejob.

Trust me, you have a lot of work to do. ;3

The agenda told me she was willing to accept me in exchange.~

(I swear, do you do this professionally or something? Haha.)

Trust me, you havea lot of work to do.;3

I have the endurance.

(I swear, do you do this professionally or something? Haha.)

I was just thinking that. Okay, back to dirty talk.

I don't do this professionally.

There are some pleasures money just can't buy.

I swear, do you do this professionally of something?

My services are good enough, yes. ;)

(Nope, I just have a dirty mind

I told him I'd shower with him if he would behave. ;P)

There are some pleasures money just can't buy.My wallet has tripled in size since yesterday. :O

Really? Because I threw mine away since I don't need money anymore. Not when I have you to take care of me~

My wallet has tripled in size since yesterday. :O

My...ahem...has tripled in size from reading this.

(At least, if I were a guy, it would.

...And, yes, I'm bad at this. Would any of you care to guide me? ;D)

...And, yes, I'm bad at this. Would any of you care to guide me? ;D

Give me your hand and I'll guide you anywhere you want. ;D

(I'm getting better at this.)

It's okay, Jessa. Just take it slow.

It's a long and hard process.

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