It's the smexy parteh thread! :D

It's a fail.

Give it time, people don't go to a smexy party because it exists, they go when they need it.

Yaaayyyyyyy

I'm gone.

*begins to smexy dance*

*Begins smexy dancing with beers in both hands*

*TUNES*

*Crunk humps Spiral*

*RETURNS FAVOR*

((FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~ Caps lock was on... Too lazy to edit))

CAPS LOCK IS HAWT

*SUPAH CRUNK HUMPS SPIRAL*

*continues to smexy dance*

*desperately stands with an Urban Dictionary searching the word CRUNK*

YOU BE THINKINGZ CAPS R SEMXY?

*MEGA CRUNK HUMPS TSU*

*Shoves beer towards Sniper then Brya*

WHO THE FUCK CAN SAY IT ISN'T?

*SUPAH MEGA CRUNK HUMPS SPIRAL*

Come on Sniper. Get in the game...

*takes beer and continues to dance*

ASIANS WITH SMALL PENISES

*SUPEH MEGA ULTRA CRUNK HUMPS TSU*

Fuck it.

*takes DJ spot*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=005khBgTkas&feature=fvwrel

*Smexy dances to the song while taking a swig of the beer*

LIKE YOU, STEREOTYPICAL ASIAN BOY

*Classy humps Spiral~*

BUT ALAS, I AM FEMALE

*Classy-tastic humps Tsu~*

SO YOU ADMIT TO BEING ASIAN? YOU'RE HALFWAY TO ACCEPTANCE SPIRAL

*Sexy-class-tastic humps Spiral~*

DAMN IT, WHITE FEMALE.

*Smexy-classy-tastic humps Tsu~*

Ugh this is so embarrassing.

*Dance thingy... or something*

Woo.

http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/irresistible2121/rave-dance-.gif

DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE

((or whatever the hell that is))

*sways hips to the music*

*Shoves a beer in Roys face*

Drink, now.

UNINSPIRED, YOU STEREOTYPICAL ASIAN BOY NOW

*Fuck-it-Ima-normal-hump-you humps Spiral*

YOU JUST SOUNDED ASIAN WITH THAT

*Fuck-it-Ima-normal-hump-you humps Tsu*

*Shoves a beer in Roys face*

Drink, now.

But I dun like alcohol.

*Drinks*

Woo.

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