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FitsofRage
Topic: Favorite Xander Quotes
If you had to pick a favorite Xander quote, even though there are sooo many, which would it be?

Mine is:

Xander: Holy moley! Buffy: I know. Xander: I totally get it now. Can I have sex with Riley too? -Goodbye Iowa

#1 Aug 16th 2006, 10:18pm
Keri McVean
"I laugh in the face of danger... then hide till it goes away"

Another one that stays with me is "Party in my eye soccet, and everyone's invited!" Everyone looks at him funny "Sometimes I shouldn't use words."

"I'm seventeen... looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex."

#2 Oct 15th 2006, 6:15pm
dance of isis
"I am Xander, king of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me."

Gotta love the Xand-man.

"This is my verse, hello."--Once More, With Feeling should be given its own Nobel Prize.

Or maybe just Joss Whedon.

Go Nick!

#3 Jun 21st 2007, 4:12am
FitsofRage
"This is my verse, hello."--Once More, With Feeling should be given its own Nobel Prize.

I think Joss has it covered. But I concur.

#4 Dec 03rd 2007, 12:14am
McAwsome
its crazy. the dude is hilarious and yet the only quote which comes to mind at the moment is 'i laugh in the face of danger..........then hide until it goes away.' which has already been mentioned.......i'm sure i'll think of something insoon as i press the 'submit reply' button, but you know how that is........or do you?
#5 Jan 08th, 5:09pm
Audra Markwell

Drusilla: Your face is a poem. I can read it.

Xander: It doesn't say "Spare Me", by any chance?

Willow: Why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?

Giles: Willow, I think we're a little old to be spelling things out.

Xander: A "bitca"?

#6 Sep 05th, 2:38pm

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