@Kreyn

I don't need extra reasons to hate those a***. I actually built an entire verse concentrated on humanity breaking out enormous warships and super soldiers to kick the Gods to the curb. Mhm but the question is

1. How do we get her into the world

2. How do we get Shirou to forgive and befriend her? Sure giving him her backstory would be perfect, but how... Mhm... would Medusa know about Medea?

@Kreyn

Some sudden illness or something that took out majority of the adults, Gilgamesh included ?? Medea gets summoned, same as Gilgamesh gets forced to NOT harm the children, which seriously ** her off she starts scheming. Later she learns about Sekirei and starts to hate Shirou even more (for her the whole Reacting and Winging stuff would unpleasantly remind her of her own fate) but as time passes and she sees Shirou care for his family, always protecting them, helping, loving them, she slowly mellows down.

And it ends with Uzume crying out:"When will it be enough Shirou?WHEN?!!!"

Though Saber,Sakura and Rin reactions would probably be hilarious.Caster DID tied up Saber once after all.

Hmmm, then how about adding Sephiria from Black Cat into the mix?

@Kreyn

And with a quick engagement of code... do we have a code for a woman falling for Shirou and preparing the wedding?

Anyway to her absolute confusion, within hours Medea finds herself in a white dress at the altar with a sheepishly smiling Shirou, while the wives are duking out the new Sleeping Arrangements outside (Rider representing both herself and Medea for the time being)

@Ihklan

Poor Saber if Medea and Rin get together, I can hear their evil laughter as they plan the "Night Activities"

Regarding Black Cat, won't that cause some trouble with To-Love-Ru? Unless we put the two stories together, making Eva Yami-chan and stuff.

@Kreyn

Code Red NK (New Kaa-san) - Prepare the Wedding, and stay clear of Kaa-sans who will fight out the new arrangements.

WLF-ΑΩ -Is bound to happen...

@Kreyn:Oh wow, you really think this through did you?

@HubiKoshi:We could make it that Dr.Tearju and whoever created Yami-chan as sisters

Or, better yet, Dr.Tearju was a clone of whoever created Yami-chan,created by some secrets organisation.This way,Shirou get bot Sephiria AND Tearju.

Though code WLF-Omega is bound to happen in the latter

@Kreyn

Well thought out indeed.

WLF-ΑΩ... Does that mean we get to conquer Throne of Heroes [his eyes are all sparkly]

@Ihklan

The more the merrier and the more explosions we can look forward to ^^

@Kreyn

Beautiful, after decades/centuries of life and research Emiya Clan achieves what no other magi could, they reach Akasha and Shirou goes first, AND it turns out that the reason Akasha made the world was to get herself The Ultimate Lover. I mean just look at it, he got Avalon to live for a long time/eternally, women threw themselves at him so he could sharpen his skills as a lover, he had lots of kids to sharpen his skills as a father, and he fought in countless wars to become the ultimate badass. It all MAKES SENSE. The World is Akasha's Emiya Shirou Raising Project.

@Kreyn

Poor Akasha-chan, so long without a lover to keep her company... well let's bring her to Emiya Clan, and make her taste the chaos she have unleashed on Shirou. Heh Archer was a failed project and was handed over to Alaya XD

Wait. Stop.

Isn't Haruhi though in a roundabout way some itaration/aspect of Akasha?

Poor Kyon, his own father is trying to steal his Ashikabi/girfriend...

About the "rescue from the throne" : Being at the throne of heroes isn't being doomed for eternity. Being there as a counter-guardian, though... And even if it is non-canon, how would you explain that they know that Chiyo is there if she became a CG in a timeline where all of them (except Haru) were already dead? (well, of course there is the problem that they would be curb-stomped, but that won't stop them from trying. Then there is the question : would this be enough?)

For adding wifes to the clan... not another heroic spirit... It's already too hard to believe they summoned gil (but because this crack is what created the Emiya Clan), it would be worse if they have more to support (because these things take lots of prana). Don't mind about others, though, but still, I'm not sure Shirou will go toward random girls. There's the children for that :).

For adding children : yes, some of them need to be added.

Actually with Gil's Independent action: A he doesn't need a master.

@HubiKoshi

If that's the case, then make it that there are 2 womens waiting for him at Akasha.Can't leave Gaia-chan alone now can't we?

Imagine the chaos.BTW, did everyone forgot about adding Homura and/or Sephiria?

Don't forget about Shirou x Nya - http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/163/54e12b3ccb97b40523f6d7e.jpg/ is win!!!

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Tell me if I miss something(the codes)

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Woman falling in Love with Father:

WLF-1 An old acquaintance and father discover that they love each other, wedding in family chapel in few weeks.

WLF-2 An old acquaintance profess her long-time hidden fellings for the father, wedding in family chapel in few days.

WLF-3 Father brings an unknown woman in home, investigate her quietly, then decide next course of action.

WLF-4 An unknown woman waits for father to return. Let Chiyo and Miya-kaa to investigate her directly, then decide course of action, if she went through investigation without breaking then get chapel ready for tommorow.

WLF-5 Woman brought by father her family/friends/ old lover don't approve get ready for intrusion/invasion.

WLF-6 Several women chasing father, after investigation get chapel ready, if there is more than 10, make an appointment with architect about new wing of Emiya Manor (not used up until now, but predicted somewhere in future.

WLF-Ω An woman brought by father with abusive family/old lover. First don't get in fathers way, don't try to calm him down, it's no use, get legal departament to get ready for quieting uproar and cover-up of massive damage, if she is some kind of princess activate contacts in UN, one country goes down.

WLF-ΑΩ Several women from separate world in trouble of global scale, get chapel, preparations on total war in place, EMIYA CLAN GOES ON CONQUEST OF ANOTHER PLAIN OF EXISTENCE - be sure to return before next sunday dinner.

Masquerade Threatened (they are making SOME attempt at pretending to be a simple family...right?)

MTS-1: school/ 1 individual involved + small crowd

MTS-2: school/ multiple individuals + large crowd

MTP-1: public/ same

MTP-2: public/ same

MT-Omega: no chance in hell of containment.

Individuals of Mass Destruction (localized warnings when arriving at Emiya Property about anything from Nanoha on a befriending spree to certain martial artists knocking the walls down)

IMD-1: Capable of Minor Structural Damage to Walls

IMD-2: Moderate Structural Damage, temporary supports may be required in the next hour

IMD-3: Multiple Individuals capable of lv1-2, possible Large Scale Reconstruction Required soon

IMD-4: Individuals capable of lv3 on their own

IMD-5: Tactical-Class Ordinance Incoming, draw up the backup blueprints for a new building.

Hanya/Ashura

HA-1: The Darkness is forming!

HA-2: The Masks are here!

HA-3: There's sound effects now!

HA-4: The Masks are multiplying!

HA-5: Oh, God! NOT THE BLOOD FROM THE EYES!

HA-6: It's too late for us. Save yourselves.

Long Lost Sibling:

LLS-1: Hint of his/hers location from 5 years ago more, send investigator, quietly don't inform his/hers mother.

LLS-2: Hint of his/hers location from 2 up to 5 years ago, send team of 5 investigators, quietly don't his/hers childs mother.

LLS-3: Hint of his/hers location from 1 year ago or less, send family member with backing of MBI investigation division, father subtly hints topic before his/hers mother.

LLS-4: Location confirmed, didn't enter into contact or didn't told him/her about relation, inform his/hers mother, decide next step on family meeting.

LLS-5: Planed entry into contact confirmed, shock limiting measures applied.

LLS-6: Unplanned entry into contact confirmed, chaos ensues.

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Unknown Sibling discovery:

USD-1: Hint of his/hers existience. Father investigates personaly.

USD-1: Discovered, family meeting held in order to decide whether enter into contact or not.

USD-2: Planned contact, look into LLS-5.

USD-3: Unplanned contact, look into LLS-6.

USD-Ω: Discovery of abuse or harm from his/hers current caretakers... Take example from our mothers, DO NOT get into fathers way, prepare new room and pray for poor b***ards soul if you want.

matsu and karin related emrginacy codes (cosplay set:

c-1: A group of pervy cosplay-lovers and molesters armed with high-grade magic capable of restraining any target

c-2: A group of pervy cosplay-lovers and molesters armed with high-grade magic capable of messing with people's minds and bodies

c-3: A group of pervy cosplay-lovers and molesters armed with high-tech gadgets capable of restraining any target

c-4: A group of pervy cosplay-lovers and molesters armed with high-tech gadgets capable of messing with people's minds and bodies

LP-1: Love Potion on the loose, person falls in love with the first person he/she sees

LP-2: Love Potion on the loose, person falls in love with the first person he/she sees, a kiss contaminates the kissed person and only him/her, danger of unrestrained sex

LP-3: Love Potion on the loose, person falls in love with the first person he/she sees, the effects carried by the kiss, any person down the chain of kisses can contaminate more people. High Level Danger of Unrestrained, family-wide orgy

TL-1: Tentacle Monster on the loose, a small one can only attack one person

TL-2: Tentacle Monster on the loose, a medium one, can attack 3 to 4 people

TL-3: Tentacle Monster on the loose, a big one, up to 10 people

TL-4: Tentacle Monster on the loose, humognous one, entire family

LMP - Love ME potion: Person falls in love with the drinker through visual contact. Apply blind fighting tactics.

M-1: Mech in rampage, small human-sized.

M-2: Mech in rampage, medium 1-2 strories high.

M-3: Mech in rampage, large 3+ stories high.

D-1: Berserk Android/Gynoid, Apply restraining, not extermination tactics.

RS: Reacting Sekirei, Try restraining if possible.

AN: Area effect Norito, Evacuate target area.

Dog's on the lose = We lost Primy

E.L.F = Epic Little F*cker

There's no hero left in man = Counterguardian on the lose

Pmancing = Father sighted with another woman

D.S.F = D.E.A.R.S Seducing Father

U.S.S = Urobuchi, Shirou Spotted

W. = Wizard Marshal Did it

V-AC: Visitor, Abused Child, call for The Lovely Angels, contact Legal Division and get adoption papers ready.

V-FBD: Vistor, Future, Bad End: Prepare lots of family warmth and love

V-CF: Vistor, Child's Friend: Close Watch on Matsu-kaa-san and Karin, hide the more dangerous/insane stuff

V-F: Vistor, Fiancee: Find Father and restrain him ASAP

@kittybears

Oh GOD!*ROTFLOL*I can't stop laughing!!!

Seriously, how did you come up with all of this?

BTW, you're missing the H series of codes (Harem related),NG (Nanny Gilgamesh related), and W (Wagtails/Winging related)

@lhklan

I didn't make those codes.

I'm just archiving them.

Oh sorry, i didn't know.

NG series:

NG-01:Gil is a little iritated,

NG-02:Gil is irritated,

NG-03:Gil is angry,proceed with caution,apologize and fix things up.

NG-04:Gil is ** off,proceed with extreme caution,if you're the cause,apologize and fix whatever mess you caused.IMMEDIATELY

NG-05:Gil is furious,avoid contact at all cost,if you're the cause, RUN.Return and apologize later

NG-GB:GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE ASAP!GIL IS USING GATE OF BABYLON!

What do you think?

@Ihklan

I think it lacks

NG-Ω - Someone hurt/attempted to hurt one of the kids, in front of Gil. TAKE SHELTER! EA INCOMING!!

We had some fun with those codes around the page 23-25 ^^

I cursed the root, though THIS time I'm not sure if it is HIS fault (I sincerely HOPE it's a HE, if its a SHE, well considering my history with woman...).

I cradle the girl, woman, ALIEN in my arms and try to get inside the house, and find Chiho, and considering calling mom. I tried my best, Avalon included to save the lady in my arms, and she appeared to be somewhat recovered, but you never know with natives of other planets...

Someone is going to be fired. And fired on! I told them to turn off the auto-ASACT (Anti Spacecraft Auto Cannon Technology) after the fiasco with king Gid, but they never listen to me in the higher ups of the government. Oh no! Is better to fire any approaching spacecraft and make more enemies for earth.

So while taking an little walk in the garden, I see a spacecraft falling on my garden (Luckly, not hitting any of my sons, son and daughter now, this time), and having a breakdown. And someone crying for help.

I never refused an innocent cry for help.

I see Uzume while entering the house, and she at looking at the girl cradled in my arms, snark at me: "When, darl-"

"Sorry dear, SHH-2, snark later, please find Chiyo and get her to the infirmary!" I cut her, and she depart to find our shared lover.

I enter the infirmary (I made sure to place it near the entrance door, just in case), and place the girl in a bed, Chiyo, who was in another treating a few scratches looks curiously and knowingly at me.

"SHH-2" I said simply, and she get her medical supplies.

"I will have to do. Mikado-san got out to Okiwana for a few herbs..." She said while making a few exams.

"I called your mother. Who is Mikado-san? The name sounds familiar..."

"The nurse you hired! Or did mothers tried to erase your memory of outsider girls again?!"

"Oh. The nurse. Well, your mothers try to keep me as far as possible to any woman not in my harem... My pornomancer skills to be blamed." I mumble the last part.

"Oh yeah," She giggle at my sheepishness. "the pornomancer skills. Lorelei-kaa-san told us, that in clock tower there is a said 'if Akasha is a woman, Shirou Emiya is her master'. Not completely untrue, if the Shinra's parentage is to be believed, not that I think Reiko was lying."

I laugh at that. "Well he is Shirou Emiya too, right?"

Chiho enters the door, and bonks my head. "Silence in infirmary, honey. Dear, what is the situation?"

"SHH-2, She was stabilized, but is to be watched for adverse reactions to earth's mana, od, and general environment."

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SHH-1 - Strange hurt in the house, human. Call Chiho.

SHH-2 - Strange hurt in the house, humanoid alien. Call Chiho, then Takami or Mikado-san.

SHH-3 - Strange hurt in the house, alien. Contact Takami or Mikado-san.

SHH-9 - Strange hurt in the house, hostile outsider.

Can be posfixed with the Omega, for life threatening injuries.

I'm surprised nobody has made codes for prank levels. There has to be some sort of code for when...I don't know...the kids getting their hands on something like a Schwerer Gustav?

@Kittybear: [Bulge Eyes at the pic] Wow, Kittybear who is she??

Erm, have you included Kaien extra info on the datasheet?

@all: Well, one more code for you all to play, and another mother for Shirou's kids... I told you all!

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