Brian (to Stewie): You're drunk.

Stewie: You're sexy.

Diane: And now we go live to Ollie Williams for the Adopt-A-Pet segment. Ollie?

Ollie: Who wants this dog?

Diane: Thank you, Ollie.

Those were funny. What did you think about the movie? Post and tell me about it.

Stewie:(singing last 2 lines of M.A.S.H. theme song) 'cause suicide is painless. It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please.

Was that-was that good?

Brian:(enjoyed it) oh, god. Thank you man.

(They slap each other high 5 s. Then they are seen at a pac-man machine.

Brian: Get the-get the fruit it's more points.

Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.

Brian: Get the fruit.

Stewie: No I can't-can't get the fruit.

Brian: Get the fruit!

Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit, there's a ghost right there!

(A little later Brian is carrying a bag full of those olives from the many Martinis they had.)

Stewie: I can't believe you saved all those.

Brian: Lois. Lois likes-you-you think Lois will like these?

Stewie: You love Lois!

Brian: Shut up.

Stewie: uh, you know what? Give me your keys.

Brian: ah, no I'm fine.

Stewie: eh, no no. Give me your keys.

Brian: No, I'm fi-I'm driving, wh-

Stewie: Give me your keys, you're too drunk.

Brian: I'm okay.

Stewie: Peter? Meg? Brian you're too-Brian you're too drunk to drive.

Brian: I-I-I'm uh. oh, you're right. H-here. he-here you go.

(They crash through the wall)

Stewie:(to Brian) Shhh..

I just like that scene. I also like the part where he's rubbing Brian's back and Brian gets disturbed.

Stewie: Good morning Brian. Beautiful day isn't it? The kind of day that makes you glad to be alive. I made fudge.

Brian: uh...okay?

(Stewie starts to rub his shoulders and Brian gets a really disturbed expression)

Brian: what uh, what, what are you doing?

Stewie: Well, from the feel of it, working through quite a few years of stress. The thing is when I died I got a glimpse of where I was going and well, I did NOT like it one bit.

Brian: Wow. I am SO uncomfortable right now.

Stewie: So I resolved to change my way because I know now who I want to be.

(Pats Brian's back) There you are. Drink plenty of water. Hey, Brian?

Brian: (Still pretty disturbed)...Yeah?

Stewie: (lifts Brian's ear) Thanks for listening. (Walks away)

Brian: Boy, that was more disturbing than that cartoon I saw the other day.

Yeah, I loved most if not all the movie. I think I have the whole thing memorized from beginning to end.

tom: hi, i`m tom tucker

diane: and i`m diane simmons

tom: can we talk about something other than yourself?

diane: excuse me?

tom: good

stewie: (to boy who can swim) you bear an odd resembelance, floating on your back in the water, you look like on of my STOOLS!!

peter: (tv host) hello betsie and welcome to the show, you are a wonderfull woman (kisses her) and i`m just gonna put my hand up there and feel that one annnnd that one, were looking for something you shop for at the mall, 3 secounds!

peter: (to stewie) so stewie, you ready to learn how to swim?

stewie: go-away-fatman.

on rosiane show

peter: hay rosien, have you seen roxy?

rosien: well franin ha nanin fo klanin da marin

peter: errr, i dont know, un-er, err, what?

I liked the whole movie especially the part where Stewie says 'Go away Fatman' at the beginning

Yeah that was funny. I liked most if not all of the movie.

I loved most if not all the movie. I think I have the whole thing memorized from beginning to end.

Me, too. The movie is full of funny moments and I really can't pick one certain moment and say, "This one is the funniest". But here are a few scenes that I personally liked.

(Peter and Meg sitting in the car)

Meg: Dad, why are we just sitting here?

Peter: Just give me a minute, Meg.

Meg: What am I supposed to be learning about dating from... OMG Dad, you farted! That is so nasty!

Peter: No! No! Meg! Meg! This is crucial, okay? The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love his gas. Love the gas, Meg... Love it! (farts loudly)

(Meg tries to get out of the car, but Peter stops her)

Peter: No, no! Meg! Meg! This is why we're here. This is why we're here. This is why we're here.

The cameraman who is providing a bootleg copy of the movie... he zooms some girl's breasts and goes, "Giggity-giggity-giggity!" Wonder who was that? :)

Vanessa: Screw him! That f*cking kid's from Guam. Probably only speaks Spanish or some sh*t.

Stewie: Let me tell you something, 'Nessa: a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a f*cking sock in it, you cow!

Stewie: (drunkenly, to Brain) I've never felt better. (vomits on Brian) Okay, now I've never felt better.

(the scene where Stewie and Brian are playing chess and bickering about where Brian's knight was)

Stewie: In your dreams your knight was at queen five.

Brian: I was sitting right-

Stewie: I saw right- (throws the chessboard on the floor) Look at that! Now your knight is at refrigerator five.

(Brian reading the sign on Quagmire's Winnebago)

Brian: "Quagmire's Cross-country Tour". Uh, isn't there an "O" in "country"?

Quagmire: Nope.

Stewie: Sure, I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother. But who hasn't?

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