Set during Series 1/2, Saffy has a new boyfriend but she doesnt want her mother to know! How can she get Patsy and Eddy out the house to have him round?

Patsy's landed herself her own talk show, but things get a bit desperate when she can't find any A-listers to fill the guest sofas!

Things are as usual Patsy&Eddy are chain smoking,Champagne glugging,drug taking wanna'be socialites and are back in the house living with Saffy, Jane and Saffy's other daughter Emelie,it's never boring in the Monsoon household.

A different take on the episode. Fem-slash Edina/Patsy

It's a normal morning at the Monsoon house: Eddie is trying to get her act together and Patsy is busy bullying Saffie. Suddenly their routine is interrupted when they find the key to a long forgotten treasure in Eddie's house...

The quickest drabble you've ever seen written. Written in two minutes at 5 in the morning. Eddy/Patsy.

Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - Edina gets a puppy for Saffy to make up for her latest "faux pas".

The silence was painful. It allowed her thoughts to relentlessly ravage her psyche, reminding her of how she got those marks and burns on her body. -Femslash- -Saffy/Patsy-

Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'Sighing in frustration, she threw back the covers and paced a few steps in the empty room. The whole damn house was empty, now.' This is barely even femslash, you're probably fine if you're just looking for friendship.

Eddy/Patsy one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Patsy's sitting alone in the dark at four a.m. Eddy's concerned.

Set pre-series: Edwina won't accept what she shares with Patsy.

Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'My eyes are drawn to her mouth as she breathes another drag. And suddenly I can’t stop myself.' Drabble-length Eddy/Patsy fluff.

Edina is in the middle of writing her autobiography when she discovers the house is haunted. Her publisher is on her back about receiving the manuscript on time, so Edina does what any reasonable person would: get an exorcism.

Patsy has a job! and Eddie has a new project, she has her own TV show and Patsy is going to be the lead.My first fan fiction piece. please R&R thank you :o

Edina is upset about her boyfriend going to Mars, so she and Patsy decide to surprise him by meeting him on the rocket!

Eddie and Patsy are arrested and sent to prison for possession of drugs, How will the two up town girl survive in this down town place, New chapters Finally here!Pleas read and review!

Edina gets seriously frustrated trying to get her own way over a business deal over the phone...

Edina and Patsy have been asked to be on a reality TV show called "Amish Life" See how the two deal with this dilema!