Gruber stared at him, eyes glazed over with tears and emotions. "Don't you understand, René?" he asked almost desperately. "You should hate me!" - One-shot, focusing on the odd friendship between René and Lieutenant Gruber, who are supposed to be enemies.

In this story, set between series four and five, Michelle has yet another plan to get the airmen back to England, while the General hosts a party at the chateau, causing the Colonel to go into panic-mode to locate the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

How did Herr Flick continue his life after the war? Read and find out! Lol!

René needs to keep Gruber away from the chateau tonight at all costs.

Lieutenant Gruber finds himself responsible for a worse for wear Private Geerhart, and the two of them make some surprising discoveries. Friendship/romance, some humor, some angst.

If one is planning to fall in love, one should avoid brunette Resistance women with deep brown eyes, especially if one is a British agent in disguised as a French policeman with little to no nerve. Michelle/Officer Crabtree

It turns out that Edith does not always believe Rene's excuses...

In the show, if you remember, Herr Flick invites Helga to come with him to the Gestapo club in Berlin. Since there's nothing in the show about it I thought of writing a story about it...

My 3rd fanfic. A short story, following on from the episode Camp Dance. These are the thoughts of the Colonel, after he has received the news that Hans has been mistaken for a British Airman, and sent to London. Please feel free to comment.

Hans returns to Nouvion, and Maria invites the cafe gang to visit her in Switzerland. My first fanfic. Hope you enjoy it!

Five things that may or may not have happened to Yvette underneath mistletoe in the Cafe Rene. Five different people with Yvette at various times. Some Femslash, you have been warned! Please RR so I can continue.

After the World War has ended two people met each other one cold November night on the Cainbridge connecting the two parts of Budapest together, but this isn't the only thing the bridge unites...

My version of what happens after the war is over and when Gruber is about to leave to Spain with the Colonel and Helga. A twist in his plans changes everything to the best he could have ever hoped for.

What if the Allo Allo chracters were in the Gold Coast random idea I had on Holiday

Marriage life is not always a bed of roses, and it is a particularly a difficult life for an exLieutenant and a Lance Corporal..... Read and Review!

These are just some thoughts from a familiar waitress from Cafe Rene about a certain Lieutenant before she was transferred to Switzerland in a First Aid package. Read Review!

When Michelle makes Rene and the staff take part in another of her plans, she leaves the most interesting... beings... to mind the bar. Singing not by Edith, eeping, and drunkeness! One shot!

Michelle's diary of WWII. Starts a few days before she and the gang of the Café meet up.

Michelle's latest scheme causes trouble.Quite cute if you have patience First fic so please read review!

Helga is sent to spy on a certain Lieutenant to discover a secret which can end him up in a work camp. However, when he promises to do anything for her not to tell, she gives a proposal to which he can't say no..... Read and Review!

My first ficlet. The forgotten characters.

Post WW2. Waking up in the Berlin Hospital, Herr Flick finds out that three years of his life are missing from his memory. Someone is out there to get him, and won't stop until they do. READREVIEW!

In order to stop the Resistance, the Germans form a drama club. Herr Flick singing! Harry Potter German version! Please read + review!

The French take the Germans out to a little camping trip.....whilst the Gestapo spies on them! Please Read + Review

The 'Allo 'allo characters and I have a little talk.....Please Read and Review!