Fran and Bernard are suffering a painful morning after...but what happened the night before?

In which Black Books gets festive, everyone gets drunk, and Manny gets Snowman's Nipple.

A Survival Guide to the Impending Apocalypse. There are zombies outside the bookshop, and Bernard and Manny are running low on wine. Written for Zombie Fest 2012 over on Livejournal.

Who knew Bernard Black was a cuddler? Fluffy Fran/Bernard, set just after the episode Party. T for one swear word.

Possible Bernard/Fran later. Although I adore him, the first chapter was just to get Manny out the way!

A pig of a day.

This isn't a real story; just bored. Oneshot. Bernard reads the same sentence however many times. No plot whatsoever.

Story written to the lyrics of Meiko's song 'The Saddest Song in the World', where the lyrics form Bernard's thoughts. NOT a funny story, but is a sad one involving attempted suicide. Expressions of Slash included.

What if there had been a series four of Black Books? I give you six potentional episodes.

Bernard and Manny come back after a wine tasting

Bernard admits his feelings for Fran. Or tries to as best he can. Oneshot.

Waking up, hungover, Bernard and Fran both feel the same about each other, they're just to scared to say.

Final installment in the Colour Series. Nothing to win, and nothing left to lose...

How would Bernard react if Manny died? Rated for use of the f-word... once. Other than that, free from adult content. Unfortunately not humorous. Could be interpreted as slash, but it was written so it could be seen either way.

All Bernard wants for Christmas is some peace and quiet. All Bernard gets for Christmas is the busiest shopping season of the year.

Not talking about it can sometimes be the worst way to deal with something this big. It's all over now, and the three sit in completely different locations, all thoroughly miserable. Slight, inconsequential Bernard/Manny. Oneshot.

Manny is confined to bed with the flu and Bernard must run the shop on his own; enter a heroine with determined tread. Bernard/OC, just a birthday present for a friend. Happy Birthday, Toni.

Manny unwittingly agrees to help Roweena indulge in one of her geekier pasttimes... only problem is, he doesn't have a clue how it works, and has to rely on Fran and Bernard to help him muddle through it all. To geek, or not to geek, that is the question!

How hard would it be to move on? Valentine's Day, flowers, and a girl called Violet with a sad, sorry look. Second to last in the Colour Series, coming after Indigo.

In which much of the plot revolves around a bracelet, and occasionally really doesn't cover it. Fran/Bernard, part of the Colour Series, where Manny makes an appearance. Click to begin...

In which Fran is a natural disaster, and Bernard sails them around the world in eighty days. Finally, the next part of the Colour Series after Green. It's a matter of metaphors.

Jealousy. Villainous smiles. And maybe, just maybe, acceptance. Featuring the Killers song Mr Brightside non-songfic , those red shoes, and a stab at optimism from Bernard. Fourth installment of the Colour Series, with a hint of romance.

It is raining outside, and there is a woman with a yellow umbrella. It's the type of thing that makes people smile. Third in the Colour Series.

There are customers in the shop, and a Beatles song on the radio. Bernard is not happy. Annoying question time: which song is it? Will Bernard kill these teenagers? And what the heck is cinnamon? NOT a crackfic, part of the Colour Series after Red.

It's New Year's Eve, and all Fran can think about is the colour red. Rating for one teeny tiny swearword that is mostly censored anyway, and, obviously, what happened at New Year's. First in the Colour Series.