Because there isn't enough Bernard X Humphrey out there. What happens when Jim gets mild flu? Can Bernard and Sir Humphrey keep the country in one piece for five days? And when will they finally admit their feelings? Very nearly complete! :D

Hi de hi! Sequel to Decisions. Gladys & Jeff are happy together, but it’s not to last. Meanwhile Ted comes up with new fiddles, Barry & Yvonne broaden their horizons and Peggy gets a chance to be a yellowcoat. Starts Gladys/Jeff, eventually Gladys/Clive

This could be seen as somewhat of a sequel to “A Taste for Delicacies”, though it’s not mandatory for one to have read it to understand this. Slash, Bernard/Sir Humphrey. Musings on a relationship.

Bernard's conscience is bothering him again. slash Sir Humphrey/Bernard

Robert Webb has a life changing question to ask David Mitchell

a brief pwp with Sir Humphrey and Bernard in the former's office. Slash Sir Humphrey/Bernard

Hi-de-hi fanfic. Jeffrey has to lose Gladys to realize what she means to him. Jeffrey/Gladys

A conversation between Brittas and Laura about recruiting Gavin to spy on Tim to check he's not a "left-footer", because I could never imagine Laura allowing Brittas to get away with this. rating purely precautionary.

Sir Humphrey musing on the dilemmas of emotions in contrast to the well organized mind. For the series 'Yes Minister', one-sided Sir Humphrey Appleby/Bernard Woolley

Richard finally leaves Hyacinth. Elizabeth is left to pick up the pieces.

Donny Tourette/Simon Amstell. Based On The Aftermath Of Episode 2 Of Series 20 Of Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Donny Has A Secret - Simon Is Determined To Discover It. Crap Summary, I Know. R&R!

After being made redundant from JLB Credit, Mark Corrigan gets a job as a super-market checkout manager. Yet again Mark lets his heart rule his head as he falls in love with an in-store pharmacy counter assistant. But will Mark's feelings be reciprocated?

Goodnight Sweetheart, a Comedy from the Nineties. I should point out that I didn't write Goodnight Sweetheart, that was Al Boyle, neither Waterloo, that was Abba! But then neither did Gary! Please Read and Review!

Keeping Up Appearances. "Hyacinth first spots Richard at a fancy restaurant."

Fawlty Towers. After the events of 'Waldorf Salad', Mr Hamilton is writing a letter to the guidebook that recommended the hotel.

Hyperdrive fandom; Henderson and York discuss the state of the ship. Set sometime after "The Harvest."

Bishop Brennan has hatched another diabolical plot to make life difficult on Craggy Island. A fourth misfit priest is on his way to join the lads - and this one doesn't just believe in muscular Christianity. He wants it armed to the teeth. Many "feck"s.

Minder: Arthur Daley sees a Nice Little Earner when he makes his Minder Terry McCann a singer!

The Brittas Empire: Tim has the flu and Gavin looks after him, cos they're just so cute :D Fluffy Tim/Gavin, not explicit but it is MM so please don't read if you don't like. Rated T to be safe.

Teenage Tim has just moved in with Gavin. It's his first night there and he needs a bit of comfort. Very fluffy, not explicit. Title is crap, couldn't think of a better one so apologies. I think you will find the actual fic better. Rated T to be safe.

YES, MINISTER; BERNARD/HUMPHREY; IN-PROGRESS. An a-to-z drabble challenge.

YES, MINISTER; BERNARD/HUMPHREY; IN-PROGRESS. “Don’t play the fool, Bernard. You’re distracted, and it’s most unbecoming.”

Hyperdrive fandom; Vine and Jeffers are in trouble again. Set post-series.

On the Up. A coda to the last episode. Sam/Maggie - Sam's doing sums in his head and it's giving him nightmares: Sam plus Maggie equals heartbreak . Luckily, Maggie's made up her mind... Spoilers for the last episode .

Caroline's drunken logic on the night that Mac discovers that he has a young son.