Jeff gets into a stupid lie and drags Patrick with him. It gets a little naughty.

What happened after where we last left off in Coupling? Better summary inside, trust me. Rating is obviously not gonna be anything lower than T. Title sucks, I know I'm not good at coming up with titles

What if Jane wrote for fan fiction net? Very short.

Patrick and Sally are getting married! With Jeff's frightening new obsessions, Susan's new baby acting up, Oliver turning up drunk and Patrick and Sally getting cold feet, it's shaping up to be a very memorable day...

Following the Sally/Patrick scenes at the end of the season finale

Combine a pinch of questionable conversation with a dash of long-winded speech. Add a hint of spiteful ribbing and a helping of uninvited peeps. Recipe yield: a perfectly-soured Coupling dinner party, served neat. A Coupling/Monarch of the Glen story.

Jeff, Steve, and Patrick at the pub discussing what they would do if they had superpowers. One-shot. Possibility of pervy comments. Don't read if you don't like, but not much worse than what's on the show.

Ever hear of a To-do Tuesday or the phenomenon known as the Glacial Shift? Neither had Paul Bowman until he met the lads of the bar. A Coupling/Monarch of the Glen story.

It's Josh's Christening and Steve is more than a little stressed. Post series 4 SPOLIERS