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Literally everyone knows pickup lines are awful. Then, why is Derek trying to use them on Spencer? And while they didn't have the intended effect, did something more come out? You know Garcia's behind it. Conversation-only story, slash. /M x R/
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-28-11 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete