Basically this is a parody of the first season of Legend of The Seeker. I'll have each episode as a chapter and will continue adding new chapters whenever I get the chance. Enjoy! Please note; I love the books and tv show. This is all in good fun.

I only recently watched the show. I like some of it. Some not so much. I love the episode Denna but I think there are some parts missing. I didn’t like the ending it felt so easy that Richard and Kahlan just got back like nothing happened. So...COMPLETED.

The value of a Mother Confessor is more than just her powerful touch. RichardKahlan

The Legend of the Seeker characters have discovered IMing. The chaos will endure. Dun, dun, dun.......

Music creates the perfect atmosphere for a romantic moment for Richard and Kahlan.

Kahlan's captured by the Lord with a cruel vengeance. Richard/Kahlan.

Why Cara uses two Agiels. CaraxTrianna, RichardxKahlan

confession taken by Kahlan five years ago comes back to haunt her.

Darken Rahl has sent his army to take Kahlan.

Kahlan and Cara find themselves at camp alone one night. pre-femslash, Cara/Kahlan, Kahlan/Cara

Richard, Kahlan, and Zedd meet a nine-year-old with magical powers and a mysterious history. Will they accept her into their group? Is she on Rahl's side? Will they ever find out about her life before she met them? Will she trust them with her secrets?

Richard is tired. One-shot.

A disturbing prophecy forces Zed to uproot the lives of Kahlan and Richard among many others, in hopes of protecting the world’s future. All pairings are Cannon. Spoilers revolve more around then books than the TV show. CHAPTER THREE UP!

Richard and his family help Kahlan celebrate a birthday.

Richard and Kahlan’s relative peace while they await the birth of their child is interrupted by the arrival of someone from Kahlan's past and an unsettling vision from Shota has Richard on edge.

As a Confessor, she had always been trained to hide her true emotions behind her mask, her “Confessor face”. Can Richard break through to find out what she hides behind the mask?

Denna unwillingly lets Constance & another fellow Mord-Sith play with her toy while she is "attending to other duties". PG-13; Missing Scene from "Denna" 1x08.

A missing scene from Listener. Richard agrees to get Renn the food he wants, but has to explain that to Kahlan without telling her his big secret.

Sequel to my first story “The Touch”, this story continues right after that story. A prophecy threatens Richard and Kahlan’s love and their future.

Written for Richard/Kahlan night Challenge at Confessor and Seeker Society. Kahlan must undertake a perilous journey to rescue Richard from the grasp of Darken Rahl. Richard/Kahlan.

Richard goes in search of an evil sorceress becoming her captive. It’s up to a pregnant Kahlan to save him. Continuation of “The Awakening”. I tried to explain where necessary… if you feel a little lost, you might want to read that one for background.

Inspired by the episode, "Hartland." To continue on the path ahead, you have to leave the past behind. Richard/Kahlan.

Sequel to “The Choice”. Richard and Kahlan look forward to their wedding but there is evil about looking to take the one thing they cherish above all else.

Over a hundred years after the life and death of the Seeker Richard, a new evil has arisen along with a new hero. The story as told from the eyes of the new Seeker's confessor in their quest for peace.

an elaborate plan is put into place by Darken rahl to capture Kahlan, and arrange for richard to give up his attempts to kill Rahl and go back across the boundary to Westland.