Ok so I am back, it's been an age but here is a new fic that is linked to my earlier work 'Day of the Holograms'. In that story I gave two endings, in this story we pick up from the one that destorys the shopping mall, or does it? Supplies are running out on Red Dwarf and no one wants to find out why, so the crew go shopping.

In this sequel to 'Rimmer's Return' and 'The Prophecy', the Dwarfers face their toughest adventure yet when they're caught in the middle of the hologram/simulant war. And sometimes, your most feared enemy can be lurking in your very midst...

Grey. White. Cosy. Red.

"Everywhere we go, they want to kill humans. When will we find a group of nutcases who want to kill something that isn't human? Like flowers or the Welsh?" - The crew wake up to find theirselves confined to quarters, with no memory of the past few weeks. The truth soon starts to make itself known however, when they discover the sheer amount of smeg they've gotten theirselves into.

Sometimes Cats decide to die alone. That's just what they do. WARNING: Character Death.

When Lister gets claustrophobic in the ventilation shafts in 'Duct Soup', Kochanski tries to distract him with some made up stuff about how the alternative dimension Lister is gay. Well, actually ... Rimmer/Lister implied.

After Rimmer and Lister return from the submarine and their entanglement with the oracle Cassandra, Lister realises that if death lurks around every corner, you might want to get some stuff off your chest before it's too late. Rimmer/ Lister.

The last human contemplates a long ago breakup.

The boys have ended up in prison and Rimmer's being unusually brave.

Jasmine and Kryten have a night out and get together.

Dave finds a distraught boy crying alone in a classroom. He goes to comfort him, despite the fact he not exactly confident in how to go about it.

This just a fun-sized fic about the boys getting naked, while trying to cheat themselves out of the potato peeling punishment. RxL slash. Don't own, don't earn.

When Rimmer tries to hack into the main computer frame on the rebuilt Red Dwarf, to erase his disciplinary remarks and prison record from his personnel file, he stumbles across something completely different. And yes, again it's Rimmer/Lister, sue me.

Rimmer's in a mood where he decides to clear out unneeded files. But what happens when he finds one that looks interesting :) Please read and review :) Hope you enjoy it :)

When Ace turns up again with his lightbee shot to pieces, Lister has to decide whether to let Rimmer go save the universe and become a hero, or finally tell him about his feelings and make him stay. Pre-Slash.

Rimmer is sick of being a failure. He is determined to prove his worth and become an officer, no matter what anybody else thinks - but as he discovers he will need to prove his worth to himself before he can convince anybody else.

Set before series one. Rimmer is invited home to stay at his parents' house, and Lister wants to go with him. RxL.

Arnold Rimmer is in love. With a man. Who in no way could love him back. It's at times like this he's glad his parents are dead. Oneshot. Short and my first Dwarf fanfic. With a little help from Holly, eventual Rimmer/Lister slash. Description sucks but better inside – Please read and review!

One-shot. We all know Rimmer can be a smeghead but what happens when he steals a very precious object from a crew's bunk room. After BTE. Slight Rimmer/OC.

During one of the many, empty days in the Tank, Kochanski talks to Kryten about her experiences as the last woman alive. Reflects canon from 'The End' onwards.

Lister finds a new total-immersion video game, which is a date simulator. For lack of anything better to do, he decides to try it out along with Rimmer who insists that Lister shouldn't be allowed to have all the fun. However the game glitches, and somehow Lister and Rimmer end up on a date together that both of them wish they could escape…

Maddison Lung raped the last year of her coma by Dave Lister and you can guess what happens to her. Now with Maddy there Lister isn't # 1 anymore with his sons. T for language and other stuff.

Kryten, in his guilt of 'murdering' Talkie Toaster, repaired him with the vow that they would get along. But it wasn't before long that Kryten got all wound up, and he and Lister try to find a way to sort the temperamental toaster out.

When a power blip causes Rimmer to turn off, Holly turns him back on again but Rimmer's not quite how he expects to be. This is my first Red Dwarf fic. It's a stand alone fic. Please read it and review it. Thanks

Spoilers for Series X. A stopover at a GELF trading post results in Lister being arrested for murder. But who could ever believe Lister to be guilty of murder? You'd have to be insane! Oh, wait. They are? Well then, that makes sense...