The Dwarf comes across a zoo ship run by bots, and Rimmer takes them up on their offer to purchase the Cat.

Ever wonder how the Parallel Universe crew coped with having Jim and Bexley dropped off on their doorstep in a manner of speaking ? A short one-shot followup to 'Dad'.

In this sequel to 'Rimmer's Return' and 'The Prophecy', the Dwarfers face their toughest adventure yet when they're caught in the middle of the hologram/simulant war. And sometimes, your most feared enemy can be lurking in your very midst...

The Dwarfers inspect a derelict spaceship, only to get attacked by a rogue simulant with a nasty looking gun. And that's just the first weird thing that happens to them.

Late night pondering post-Legion.

A NASA astronaut crashes into Red Dwarf. Can this stranger help them all back to Earth?

Set in early season 1. One night Lister is sick, and Rimmer has a lesson in the morning-what will it take for him to get a good nights sleep? A humorous oneshot with Rimmer just being Rimmer. My first ever Red Dwarf fic-Please read and review!

Four more haiku poems inspired by the crew of the Red Dwarf. The first two poems are Rimmer's, the third is Holly's, The last is Lister's from the Quartine episode . FYI, these four poems are not mine but my boyfriend's, so all credit to him. Enjoy!

Four haiku poems inspired by the crew of the Red Dwarf. The first poem is Listers, the second is Kryten's. The third is Cat's. And the fourth is Rimmer's. Enjoy!

Our resident hologram ponders the stars, missing someone.

Events in this story take place between season 2 and three of Red Dwarf. How Kryten is rescued, what happens to Lister's Babies, The Cat Race and the Introduction of the Femverse Ace Rimmer!

Ace comes home, but it's later than he thought.

AU. Lister insists on a rather dangerous mission of boarding a disintegrating simulant ship, only to get the crew cornered by a rogue simulant. Rimmer has a chance to save them, but it turns out his heart condition is worse than they thought... Complete!

A scattered collection of short scenes and full stories inspired by Red Dwarf episodes. Current story: DEAD-Chapter Four. An increasingly unstable Rimmer decides to construct a living body for himself...by harvesting parts from the only human available.

I was not happy with the opening crawl to Backwards of Red Dwarf Series III. I decided to use the known knowledge of the unmade episode "Dad" to construct my own version. I hope all you Dwarfers enjoy it!

Lister and Rimmer reminice and struggle to say goodbye before he leaves to take up the mantle of Ace. Meanwhile, Rimmer tries to slot back into his old life.

Just why did Rimmer give up being Ace and rejoin the boys on the Dwarf? Delicious Rimmer angst.

This is based on Kochanski's theory in the episode "Blue" that perhaps Rimmer was acting like a smeghead the whole time because it was only thing that kept Lister from going insane. A hint of slash, but only if you really want it to be there.

The Battle Of The Friends Who Turned Foes. Lister and Rimmer have the biggest fallout in history leaving one of them truely dead.

If only they knew the fatal flaw... The Crew of the Green Adventurer are short of supplies, the Boys from the Dwarf offer to help them, but what they don't know is they're out to destroy them... NOTE: CHAPTER 2'S ENDING HAS BEEN CHANGED. CHAP. 3 UP SOON.

Cassandra always knew how she'd die...so she had plenty of time to plan the perfect revenge on the man who killed her. An AU story, exploring what might have happened if Lister hadn't found Kochanski quite so fast...

Episode tag for Quarantine. In which Rimmer is a git and Lister is grudgingly sympathetic. Gen.

Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

Set two years before Back to Earth. The Dwarfers find that a GELF has broken on board. Their attempts to capture it lead to experimentation, and they end up creating something far more sinister...

It has been 10 years since Ace left Spanners.