hello ppl and i am gonna tell u about my mind version of me! yay!

im a Kitsune (fox demon) im an S-class demon who is randomly funny yet so strong that none will bother me (im the ruler of all realms that i make up) i can control all the people, places and things in my stories, and if anyone complains then they can get thrown out of existence! MUAHAHAHAH!!

eyes: solid, onyx black

hair: shoulderlength, firey-red

personality: kind all over but a kick-ass fighter underneath the angelness (if any of that makes sense)

favorite colors: definetly black-NO im not goth (i dont worship the devil)- then white then blue...then red...and thats it

favtorite kind of stories: slash definetly slash but i like yayoi alot and lemons and crap like that k draye? thats how i really feel 'bout it

alrighty then um...hmm wat now? Kurama wat the hell am i supposed 2 write now?

Kurama: i believe that u have to write what your favorite pairings, characters, mangas, and anime are.

Me: grrr y do u have 2 be soo hot n sexy and ohhhhhhh im just gonna get 2 writing now.

okidays my fav pairings are Hiei/Kurama, Yusuke/Kurama, Harry/Draco(yes these 2 go good to gether chek out my favorite stories list.) um... i have alot more but i dont feel like telling you

my favorite mangas are everything with good humor in it, same with anime

okidays kurama, hiei+ yusuke belong 2 me (my version of them) which is:

Kurama- smart, sweet, and, kind but ruthless in battles and in bed (snickers) (always S-class demon)

Hiei- likes to annoy ppl loves sugar and lives 2 kill things that he doesnt like (always S-class demon)

Yusuke- enjoys tormenting ppl that make fun of him and he is always an S-class demon he has a hard time admitting 2 feelings and always ends up getting the results he wants in battle

okidays those ppl belong 2 me! and they can change so be ware!

alright um i have nothing more to say but heres a small chat wit the characters K? so if u wanna talk then clik on mi profile thingy!

Kurama: enjoy your life for as long as posible... it will be gone after the portal to the demon realm is opened permanently.(Yoko) yay! more humans to eat!! .

Hiei: Hn... pitiful humans (continues searching for flavored snow)

Yusuke: Hiei, stop, you cant find the flavored snow i stole it all! ...O.o -oops

Hiei:(looks at yusuke and smiles with eybrow twitching) heheheheheh(attacks yusuke)

Yusuke: AHHHHHHHH! come onnnn kurama! help MEEEEEEEE!

Kurama: why? its entertaining

Me:(holding bucket of popcorn) i agree!

Hiei:(triumphantly holding sugar) HA you baka ningen couldn't win!

Yusuke: oh well... he's probably gonna go reek havoc now

Me/Kurama: heh that was interesting

Kurama(Yoko):(walks up and snogs yusuke)

Yusuke: mfmfmfff!

Me: O.O

Kurama(Yoko):(kissing yusuke's neck and othervarious parts he can reach)what was that yusuke?

Yusuke: n-no stop it yoko!(trying to get away),...(more groping) oh hell, how do you always get me to like it so much? (pushes himself into yoko) come on! give me more!

Kurama(Yoko): not yet. not until we are alone...

Me: (silence)O.O oookkaayyy! (walks over to hiei in tree) alrighty then hiei any comments?

Hiei: (eating sugar) kurama! you better leave some of that for me!

Kurama(Yoko): (looks up from 'his' yusuke (briefly changes back into kurama)and smiles, ...panting)

Me: (more O.O)

Kurama: ok hiei ill be done soon (changes back into yoko and grabs yusuke,whos grumbling about Kurama being a double crosser, and walks into a private room)

Me: (speaking to hiei) do you feel that way too?

Hiei: hn... (jumps off of the tree he had been sitting on to find more sugar before kuama was done...)

Me: okay... thanks for that wonderful look into your inner psyche! (sarcasticness dripping from voice) THANKS ALOT! (exits)

Me: (grabs some random object screams) IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SQUISHEDED RUN AWAY!! (throws object which becomes the Harry Potter set (hogwarts school) and people that i like come out (Harry snogging Draco, a very disturbed looking Ron, a giddy Hemione, and a twinkling eyed Dumbledore)they bow and walk back)

Me: (makes an importent announcement)those people are mine and i wont reveal their TRUE characteristics!(they will change in different storys)

here's some funny songs that i found:

twinkle twinkle little star tune-

a b c d e f g, gummie bears are chasing me!, one is red one is blue!, the yellow one just stole my shoe!!, gummie bears oh gummie bears, evil evil gummie bears.

same tune-

a b c d e f g, a chicken nugget just jumped me, it beat me up and hurt me bad, now i cant get glad 'cuz im mad, a b c d e f g, a chicken nugget just jumped me.

barney song tune-

i hate you, you hate me, lets all go 'n kill barney, with a baseball bat 'n a 2x4, now there's no more dinosaur.

i believe i can fly tune-

I believe i can fly!, but i got shot by the FBI!, all i wanted was a chicken wing!, from my favorite place called Burger King!

I believe i can soar!, but i flew through the open door!, crashed into my mother's vase!, hat to talk to my momma's face!

I believe i can fly!, but i got shot by the FBI!, all i wanted was a chicken wing!, from my favorite place called Burger King!

hope you enjoyed them, i sure did! XD

if you have any questions just message me. bother my friend draye fer me too! bye. and Yoko loves Yusuke who loves him 2 but Kurama loves Hiei who loves him bak how does kurama compete? he changes his personality Yoko fer Yusuke and Kurama fer Hiei! (yay confusing love triangle!!) im done for now (bows) bye ppl = heh and I LIKE SLASH STUFF REMEMBER THAT!

my favorite pairings from:

Yu Yu Hakusho: Hiei/Kurama, Yusuke/Yoko

Harry Potter: Draco/Harry, James/Lilly(always adults), Dumbledore/his favorite candy, and ron and hermione will give sugestive liking but never get together.

Dragon Ball Z: Goku/Vegeta, Gohan/Trunks, Bulma and Chichi will not appear alot (they are just to help explain the story better and to yell at ppl and things) ok thats all for now and to finisth up that story above; Kurama does go get Hiei after Yoko had his fun with Yusuke...yeah...im going now...bye..._; (0.0)

8/1/07 - OMG!! i have internet again! its AMAZING!! i was litterally living in the mountains of North Carolina backpacking with 11 other girls and 2 instructors for 3 weeks in the woods. (i went to a camp called Outward Bound and some advice- DONT GO THERE UNLESS YOU WANT A GOOD EXPERIANCE AND DONT CARE ABOUT BEING IN THE WOODS FOR 3 WEEKS! O.O)... well thats all ive got for extra stuff... bye again...

10/27/07- WOOOOOOOWWWW! i havent updated in a LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG time! O.O ok, so nothing is really going on right now besides school and homework and halloween coming up so...i just wanna say to anyone who actually gives a crap enough to read this, im gonna put up stories eventually, i just want to finish them before i put them onto ff.net b/c it would take me forever to update them unless i finished them! ok thats enough for now, bye people!

PS: i could write a short lemon or something, just a simple short story for anyone who wants it, just send me a message and ill get around to it eventually!

3/6/08- ... i haven't updated this in a little over 4 months... im in the 3rd quarter of my sophmore year in high school already! hmm... im guessing if i want people to read this then im going to have to write something that will catch people's eye

well then, perhaps i shall start putting in a story of mine... when i feel like it

5/5/08- so now it's Cinco De Mayo! school today pretty much sucked... y'know an average monday but we did have the power go out for like 30 min. so we got to miss a bit of school! (we all went outside)

i feel like writing right now but ive got HW to do so whatever. -_-

feel free to look through my fav. stories and authors! ttyl ;)

8/18/08- Wow, school's starting soon (11th grade for me) sighs I've gotten a new obsession named MAR (Marchen Awakens Romance). I hate when I get these obsession 'flings' b/c I go crazy for like 2-3 weeks straight and create a little fanfic in my head and then leave them hanging once I've found a new thing to be interested in...

UGH! I wish I could find a passion for something and stick w/ it! cries I'm just going to leave this here now.

3/8/09- blarg is the perfect way to describe how I feel right now. The whole daylight savings thing; lose an hour of sleep and then the next morning get up at 5:30 (which feels like 4:30) and having to go to school is the worst possible thing for a headache. I hope the week isn't as hard as it seems right now: one rewrite a day, one FreeResponseQuestion (essay) due Wed., a bunch of tests, and the only break I have is gym and drawing. SHOOT ME NOW AND END THE MIGRANE!! DX

Well, thats all for now, 11th grade is the HARDEST high school grade to survive (if you're taking two AP classes and the rest are Honors classes like the idiot points to self is taking). Bye 'till next time I feel like writing my mind on something. :P

3/30/09- Just found some fun stuff to add to my profile:

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Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Funny Quotes

"5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions."
"667. Evil and then some."
"Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more."
"And to think, you're the end result of millions of years of evolution."
"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day."
"Are you a side effect of my medication?"
"Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel."
"Boys are like pennies, two-faced and worthless."
"Chaos...Panic...Disorder...My work here is done."
"Come talk to me when you have some money."
"Come to the dark side; we have cookies."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!"
"Don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself."
"Don't tell me to watch my blood pressure. I have no blood!"
"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."
"Fight Organized Crime: Abolish the IRS."
"For the record, I blame you."
"Gnomeland Secrurity."
"Gone to my happy place. Back soon."
"Goose a dragon and you're toast."
"Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it."
"Have a nice day but leave me out of it."
"Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"
"I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass."
"Idiocy is the essence of the male mind."
"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"I don't get mad, I get even."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"If I die, I'm taking you with me! Oh...you're dying? Forget I said anything."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen."
"If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone."
"I hate it when I get food in my sand."
"I have a dream, and in it something eats you."
"I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed."
"I like it in my happy place, for they know me there."
"I like stress. It makes me hurt people."
"I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place!"
"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth."
"I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them."
"I'm too tired to tell the truth."
"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?"
"Instant Human: just add coffee."
"I put ketchup on my ketchup."
"Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?"
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for."
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."
"I've said it once, but it's worth repeating. Anime: Crack is cheaper."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Jesus is my best friend, but he never lends me money."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."
"Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where hell is my ceiling?"
"Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 272 words. The Ten Commandments had 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,297 words."
"Manga: The Anti-Drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how could you possibly afford drugs?!"
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up."
"My homework ate my dog!"
"My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back."
"My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"No need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper, and complain."
"NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again."
"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time."
"Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..."
"Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!"
"Only in America do drive-in ATM's have Braille lettering."
"Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances."
"Only in America do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight."
"Only in America is the slowest traffic time of the day reffered to as 'rush hour'"
"Ow, my brain hurts."
"Please do not throw anything or anybody into the fish pond."
"Sarcasm is just one more survice I offer."
"Self Destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. (explodes)"
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"Smile. It confuses people."
"Sorry, mind closed until further notice."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Sugar is good for you."
"Take one step closer and I'll run away."
"Tell me your sob story...I need a good laugh."
"That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again."
"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."
"The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not."
"The stupider people think you are, the more suprised they are when you kill them."
"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!"
"They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!"
"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"Tucking fypos!"
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back in God's face and yell, 'Make your own damn lemonade!'"
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh."
"Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storms suck!'"
"Your participle is dangling."
"You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you."

Well, thats all for today, bye!