Hey!

oh and i've changed my pen name...cuz i felt like it...i like it alot...it fits me...its supposed to mean child of satan...but i dont know if i got it right...anyone who knows japanese...and would be able to tell me?...he...he...he? insert nervous laugh here

My name is margaret...but i have some very wierd friends that call me Zhsa Zhsa...and its just because my real names way too long to actually say properly (margaret is the english version of my name) so they call me Zhsa Zhsa

im a girl...and i live in the U.S.A...

i am 15 years old now...so yeah

ummmm...my likes are reading...listening to music...writing(duh!)...and i guess talking w/ friends

my favorite books/authors/anime/manga are:

InuYasha

Fullmetal Alchemist

DN Angel

Harry Potter

Tamora Pierce

David Eddings(very,very good books...especially the Belgariad series, and the Mallorean series)

Mercedes Lackey (very, very descriptive author)

and many more... in fact too many to mention...and im too lazy

i love listening to music... but i wont bore you with my favorite artists/songs cuz, once again,im too lazy

funny quotes:

“Finish that sentence or so help me you’ll never have the liberty of calling yourself a man again.” -Inuyasha in Wanted, by Keiko89...a really good author xD

“Kagome! Wait! Can you subdue me again?”- inuyasha from Feminine Wiles...i lvoe that one-shot...its awesome!

“Dear, is your brother really this dense?”

“Mother, I simply cannot answer that without heavy bias.”- illogical, by sasori

you guys should read it...its awesome!

"If there existed a conscience in his somewhat twisted heart he was sure it wept at his decision, but for some reason he couldn't bring himself to care"- sesshomaru in thread bound - by Vegita-dias

That was quick. His powers of persuasion were far greater than he had originally thought. Indeed, if opening his mouth was all it took to cause one rather talkative female to follow him about then how many females would follow him if he made an actual noise? Sesshomaru had a sudden mental image of women following him about in swarms and doing his bidding.-- sesshomaru in Petals in the Wind

For instance, when Tenseiga told you to kiss Rin on the ear, you thought he said you should EAT her ear. You have a frightening psyche, Sesshoumaru." -claw to sesshomaru in Paper Dragons

Sesshomaru had destroyed half the dojo on the rather pathetic excuse that the walls weren't to his liking, and most of the servants had quit because they were afraid that everyone in the castle had lost their mind.

It was a rather plausible idea.- i really dont remember what story this is from...but i know that it was awesome!

“Konnichiwa, minna-chan. You have reached The Rin-hime. The Rin-hime is not answer The Rin-hime’s phone calls for The Rin-hime is having fun with The Rin-hime’s prized possession, The Great and Powerful Fluffy-sama of the Western Tokyo. The Rin-hime will return as soon as The Great and Powerful Fluffy-sama of the Western Tokyo catches The Rin-hime and The Rin-hime gives The Great and Powerful Fluffy-sama of the Western Tokyo The Great and Powerful Fluffy-sama of the Western Tokyo’s prize for catching The Rin-hime. The Rin-hime and The Great and Powerful Fluffy-sama of the Western Tokyo wish that the caller will leave a message so that The Rin-hime may return The Rin-hime’s calls. Ja ne!”

rins voicemail in engaging enimies...hehehehehe

Great she thought I'm swept off my feet and carried into a palace. If this is the Gods way of telling me he is my Prince I'm converting to atheism. - rin...in yet another story i cannot for the life of me remember tha name of...sorry!

"Hell the fuck lo."- inuyasha's greeting

"I would at the very least, like to eat a meal in something that you might be able to squint at sideways and call 'peace'."- inuyasha's dad- both awesome quotes...but for both i am suffering temprary story title amnesia sorry!

For once in his life, Inuyasha was speechless. Had his brother-his anal, arrogant, and aggravating (the three A's) brother-actually apologized? He pinched himself and the sharp sting of his nails told him that he was very much awake and that Frosty, no, Sesshoumaru had actually said the word “sorry.”

I'm sure a river ran backwards as a flock of pigs flew over and the Easter Bunny danced a jig while Santa did a striptease- love this quote!

And thusly did his self confidence put a gun to its head and commit suicide. It had nothing else to live for after his pride died ages ago,- another of my fav. quotes!

"Ralon of malven has beggars and thieves for ancestors, he is the son of a lizard and a demon...he has all the honor of a noble. He picks his fights in back halls - so no one can see him cheat...liar. Sneak. Coward. Bully. You disgrace your name. D'you want me to write the down for you? Oh- I forgot, you can't read either. - Allanna in the Tamora Pierce Series, The Lioness.

I swear on my honor as a gentleman. You’d better swear by something else though, you don't have any honor! - ditto...and this is kinda funny cuz the person saying this is a girl dressing up as a guy!

Tell me, where is this bright side you speak of so incessantly? - very awesome! describes me perfectly

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.-xD

“Hey, if you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!” - this shall be the bumper sticker i shall get when i get my drivers liscense xD

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. - Steve Martin

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. - Robert X. Cringley

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I think I am, therefore I am. I think. - George Carlin

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? - Jay Leno

The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis... - Conan O'Brien

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

What wouldn't Jesus do?

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.

On your mark, get set, go away!

What would Scooby do?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Let's skip the insults and get right down to your butt kicking!

I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.

If you can read this, you're not the president.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Liberal Arts major: will think for food.

Visualize Whirled Peas

If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!

Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.

I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.

What we need is a patch for stupidity!

Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it!

Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union.

Procrastinate now.

The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.

Rehab is for quitters.

My dog can lick anyone!

I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

If you were born again, would you have two bellybuttons?

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.

I'm out Of Estrogen and I've got a gun!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Mop and Glo - The floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

You - Off my planet.

If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Earth is full. Go home.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Nyquil: the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Getting on your feet means getting off your butt.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.

In dog years, I'm dead!

South Korea's got Seoul!

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

IRS: Be Audit You Can Be

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!

(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.

A day without sunshine is like night.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Old age comes at a bad time.

If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?

In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?

I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The more you complain the longer God makes you live.

I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind - back in five minutes.

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Life would be easier if I had the source code.

Hang up and drive.

Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.

Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

I fish, therefore I lie.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Honk If you want to see my finger.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).

Constipation causes people not to give a crap.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils — people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!

So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.

Honk if you hate peace and quiet.

I have the body of a god. Buddha.

In case of rapture, can I have your car?

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Your stupid!

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.

Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.

Thank God I'm an atheist.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico.

Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

Worry. God knows all about you.

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!

Vote Democrat — it's easier than working!

Vote Republican — it's easier than thinking!

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support ?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, at a trade show?" Caller: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Stories:

mkay so i finally got one of my stories from my editor, kristen, back...but she didnt finish editing the last two pages...so i'll have to edit those and i'll post it soon...so yeah

and my second story...i wilkl definatly post it up soon...so im soooooooooooo sorry for the long wait...i will have a explanation in the authors note at the end of the next chapter...because i dont feel like explaining now...

heres a short description of my first story:

its a Kouga/Ayame. its sweet and short, and my friends say that it is very fluffy...so yeah...fluffy and cute... its about 5 chapters...but i dont know if i just want to mold it together to make it a one-shot...

my second story:

its a Kouga/Ayame one too, but this one is, i hope, more serious... i have posted it! yay!