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since: 03-03-06, id: 1001164, Profile Updated: 08-13-08
country: Bangladesh
Author has written 5 stories for Beyblade, Lord of the Flies, and Kingdom Hearts.

YO! Thax for visiting my profile, here's my ID Card:

Name: None of your business.

Nickname: The Mad Empty Shell

Birthday: 02-11

Fav Fandom: Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Naruto, Loveless, Gravitation, Fullmetal Alchemist, Beyblade... Non anime: Pirates of the Carribean, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Usual.

Fav Pairings:

-Max/Rei
-Max/Kai
-Max/whoever just not any girl or Tyson

-AkuRoku
-RikuRoku

-SasuNaru

-IchiRuki
-Renji/Rukia
-BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IchiNel! Or Neil... whatever his name is! HE'S SO CUTE! Or she... Oo

-Soubi x Ritsuka (duh!)

-Can you believe that I forgot the name of Gravitation's main character? x Yuki

-RoyEd

Orgy Style Bio Data:

I was born in the Xigbarth of Larxene, on Xigbar's day, at around Vexen's hour, year Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, .

As for the age... the first digit is obviously Xemnas, the second is ... XD

My lucky number is Lexeaus.

My second lucky number is Xigbar.

My serial number is Xigbar + Demyx (lol), and my phone number is Xemnas, Demyx, Xemnas, Saix, Vexen, Demyx, and Xigbar.

... Shit, I already wrote this much and I STILL haven't reached the point where I get to mention my two orgy favs?!

GYAH! LET'S JUST... put them in my life somehow...

There.

My classes always start at around Axel's hour (yay!), and, uh...

My bus leaves at half past Roxas...

FINALLY! I STUCK THEM IN!

Whatever (I always get bored while setting up my profile):

If there's a word that I REALLY like that's PHLEGMATIC. Don't you just LURV the sound of it!

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY(no wrong in thinking that), so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Date: 13. 08. 08

WOW! IT'S THE FIRST AKUROKU DAY I'M CELEBRATING! WOOT! HAPPY AKUROKU DAY EVERYONE! REDDIE + BLONDIE FOREVA!

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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - Axel & Roxas
2. At the Psychiatrist » reviews
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3. It Was Three o'Clock in the Morning When reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-12-07 - Roxas & Axel - Complete
4. See This Beast reviews
.years ago, when it was published. Will ABSOLUTELY win the first prize in the next cometition for it MUHAHAHA! P.S. I hate Jack XP .years after. WOW I WON THE FIRST PLACE! Not for THIS poem though... Who cares! And I lurv Jack... his twin brother, that is
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5. You are not Alone reviews
Mystel thought that now that his whole life fell into pieces, he would be alone, without any reason to live anymore. He was wrong.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-06 - Mystel & Ming Ming - Complete
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