Favorite TV Shows
1.) Lois and Clark
2.) I Love Lucy
3.) Reba
4.) Alf
5.) Dr. Quinn
Favorite Quotes
I Love Lucy
"You mean to tell me you've been married to her for 15 years?...and they call me Superman."
Adventures of Superman
"Wonder? Why it's no wonder you wonder. You're a pretty wonderful girl." (Clark tells Lois that when she suspects he might be Superman.)
Lois is handcuffed out on the ledge to a man with a bomb and Superman is out on the ledge too but he can't save her without getting her killed, so he goes in to work on a plan. The human bomb asks him, "Where are you going?" Superman answers, "Inside. It makes me nervous to see Miss Lane out here." Lois exclaims, "It makes you nervous!"
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
"If you want to kill Superman, I don't know why you're going to Smallville or 1966," Lois says. Tempus replies, "She doesn't know yet. Oh this is good. This is really good. Um. Lois did you know that in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal." "Really?" Lois asks. "Yes. But as much as everybody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: 'How dumb was she?' Here, I'll show you what I mean. Look (puts glasses on) Mild-mannered reporter. (Takes glasses off) Superhero. Hello! Duh! Clark Kent is Superman. Ha ha ha. Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived."
Perry says, "If you went up there to those windows and told me you could fly, I'd back you up. I'd miss you but I'd back you up."
Perry says, "It's like we're supporting characters in some tv show and it's only about them." (Lois and Clark) Jimmy says, "Yeah! It's like all we do is advance their plots."
(Clark is talking about his breakup with Lois to Martha) "So what are you saying? That I should go crawling back on my hands and knees?" "No, honey, fly back, it's faster."
H.G. Wells says, "I refuse to believe that something so diabolical could be so easy." Tempus answers, "Well, that's the Protestant in you."
Smallville
Lois talking about Shelby, "Actually, I kind of... hit him." Clark says, "You hit him? With your car?" Lois answers sarcastically, "No, with my fist."
Clark says, "You made us breakfast, you're offering to do chores. You want something." Lois replies, "No. It's called being nice." "Yeah, well, if you were any nicer, we'd starve."
Funny Quotes
"Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway." -Mary Crowley
"I fear one day I'll meet God, He'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say." -Ronnie Shakes
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."
"On cable TV they have a weather channel--24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
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