Hi. I'm just a person who likes to write and has no life.

Thank you.

P.S. Since I have ADD and figured three years was long enough to keep my old username (creatively named NobodyHasMyUsername - I know, I'm pretty awesome), I decided I needed a change. Why the new one? I dunno, I just really like the word/meaning and I guess I've been feeling pretty serendipitous lately. And some jerk already took serendipity (actually he/she might be pretty nice for all I know).

BLANKET DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING THAT I WRITE FICS ABOUT. DUH.

Stuff about me. Read if you're interested

I like saying dumb things. Well, okay, I don't like it, but I can't help it.

If anyone knows of, like, a twelve-step program that can get people to stop procrastinating, please contact me.

AND NOW...! Stereotypes. LYKE OH EM GEE, I HATE THEM SO MUCH! If you hate them too, put this in your profile (BOLD the ones you are).

I SLIT MY WRISTS, so I MUST be a masochist.
I have a BLOODY DISCHARGE WHEN I PEE, so I MUST have a urinary tract infection.
I like BEANS, so I MUST fart all the time.
I THINK ABOUT JUMPING IN FRONT OF BUSES, so I MUST be suicidal.
I have a WET BACK, so I MUST be Mexican.
I WAS RAISED BY APES, so I MUST be uncivilized.
I ONCE SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I BEAT PEOPLE UP WITHOUT REASON, so I MUST be a bully.
I am HORNY, so I MUST be meaning that in the sexual sense.
I AM THE LAZIEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE WORLD, so I MUST have no motivation.
I have a BUTT PIERCING, so I MUST be weird.
I TALK WITH A LISP ON PURPOSE, so I MUST be an asshole.
I am ABUSIVE, so I MUST be an alcoholic as well.
I actually like BRUSSEL SPROUTS, so I MUST be inhuman.
I own a RED ELEPHANT, so I MUST be a part of the Grand Ol' Partay.
I have had FIVE ABORTIONS in my lifetime, so I MUST be bad at using a condom.
I constantly MAKE PUNS, so I MUST be an annoying loser with no friends.
I have a PENIS, so I MUST be a DUDE.
I have a POODLE, so her name MUST be "Fluffy."
I HAVE HAIRY PITS AND LEGS, so I MUST be French.
I have NO LIFE, so I MUST be parodying a list of stereotypes and posting it on fanfiction.net