Hiya! My name is... and i'm... years old! I'm short as hell, and people love teasing me about it! (stupid buttmunchers!)
Things I luv: ice cream, frogs, sugar, laughing, doing stupid things, avoiding getting in trouble, and reading and writing yaoi fanfiction!
Things I hate: girls that act stupid (when they're smart), ppl that complain a lot, spanish class (no me gusta la clase de espanol!), my spanish teacher (no me gusta mi professora de la clase de espanol), and homophobes!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st, DMHPluv
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.
Fav Pairings:
DM/HP (totally sexi!) HP
HP/HG (their so cute) HP
SB/HP (mostly back in time then it's hot!) HP
LM/HP (same as draco) HP
RL/HP (same as sirius!) HP
CD/HP (you have to luv it!) HP
OW/HP (now that's hot!) HP
TR/HP (it just fits, with their pasts so similar and all) HP
Riku/Sora (they look so cute together!) KHS
Cloud/Sora (Omg i read 1 story about them and i fell in love w/ this pairing!) KHS
Gohan/Trunks (both future and present Trunks) DBZ
Any guy/Yuugi (Yuugi's so adorable he works w/ anyone!) YGO
Sasuke/Naruto (It's like Harry and Draco only they're ninjas) Naruto
Neji/Naruto (you gotta luv this pairing! Naruto taught him about life so sweet!) Naruto
Gaara/Naruto (they understand each other, they both went threw the same thing) Naruto
Shikamaru/Naruto (they just work) Naruto
Kiba/Naruto (they're both loud and obanxious, they fit well together) Naruto
Kakashi/Naruto (teacher and student, sexi and cute, u gotta luv them together) Naruto
Itachi/Sasuke (i drool just thinking about it wipes drool off chin) Naruto
Pairings I hate:
HP/GW (can you say stalker) HP
RW/HG (they couldn't stay together for a month! they fight way too much!) HP
DM/GW (gross! i can't imagine it! I don't want to imagine it!) HP
Riku/Anyone that's not sora (it just doesn't work) KHS
Yuugi/ w/ any girl (he's to cute and short for a girl) YGO
Anyone/Sakura (you'll see under the characters i hate) Naruto
Favorite Characters:
Harry (He's my half brother... don't ask) HP
Sirius (He's not dead! Get over it!) HP
Draco (He's not evil! He's forced to serve Voldie!) HP
Remus (is awesome! Chocolateholic!) HP
James (I honestly can't tell you why I like James, because I don't even know) HP
Cedric (He's not dead either! He's too sexy to die!) HP
Luna (She's so random! You have to like her... well not really, but I do!) HP
Fred and George (They're so funny! You have to love them!) HP
Sora (he's so adorable!) KHS
Riku (he's hot!) KHS
Cloud (hot!) KHS
Gohan (my favorite character when i started watching the show and my fav till the end, no matter how much of a dork the people make him!) DBZ
Yuugi (HE's so cute!) YGO
Joey (So funny and cool) YGO
Naruto (Funny, loyal, and just plain awesome) Naruto
Gaara (so hot, so what if he's psyhotic) Naruto
Lee (he's just plain awesome) Naruto
Characters I like on different days (I have mood swings so I'll like a character 1 day and hate them the next):
Hermione (Sometimes she's an annoying Know-it-All, and other times she's cool and helps people) HP
Ron (One day he's an annoying jealous prat, others he's the loveable friend) HP
Kairi (Friendly Person who you can trust, and a arse who's skirt is too short) KHS
Bulma (Smart inventor one day, slut the next) DBZ
Chi-Chi (caring mother and frying pan wielding child abuser) DBZ
Characters I Hate:
Ginny (1. She's a stalker 2. She's a slut, she's had the same amount of relationships as Ron, Harry, and Hermione put together. 3. She's weak 4. Her mom favors her (my mom favors my brother) 5. I think she put a love potion in Harry's drink (Why do you think he liked her all of a sudden?) and there are many more reasons but I don't think you want to read them.) HP
Lockhart (How could anyone like him! He's so ugly! AND he's annoying!) HP
Tea or Anzu (She's like a friggin' barbie! she's all like friendship will prevail! what does she even do in the show! nothing! all she does is talk! she doesn't shut up!) YGO
Sakura (she's an idiot who follows Sasuke around like a bitch in heat! she maybe smart but she has absolutly no use to Naruto and Sasuke who are together and don't deny it!)
Blaise is a GUY! Not a Girl, HE's a DUDE for goodness' sake! and i don't think he wants a sex change! And so is Haku! THEY ARE BOYS FOR PETE'S SAKE!
Oh oh oh, this is the last thing I swear! Hufflepuffs aren't the Underdogs, or the leftovers, because if they were Cedric's (not dead!) name wouldn't come out of the Goblet.
If You Wish To Flame Me
-Anonymous
If you wish to flame me,
For no good reason at all,
You couldn't help but blame me,
If you "accidentally" fall.
For if you say it's too short,
And write a letter of complaint,
I'm afraid I'll have to retort,
Without a bit of restraint.
And if you say it came late,
And bug me about the next chapter,
You will (on a later date),
Be run over by me on a tractor.
Should you happen to think,
My grammar is askew,
I'll have to tell you without a blink,
"Hey buddy- you!"
So if you wish to flame me,
And call me all sorts of names,
I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,
If you find your house in flames.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. And I do. Nobody has the right to judge someone on who they love. Anyone that does judge doesn't deserve to be human. In all honesty I hate homophobes. No one has the right to tell anyone who they can and can not love. I despise homophobes for this as it is stupid and cruel. It's not phobic it's being an ass hole and deserving a hot poker driven through your limbs slowly and painfully and tortured repeatedly until you beg for the release of hell.
AIM SCREENAME: fred was here7
YAHOO SCREENAME: fred is cool7
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
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