| DMHPluv |
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto. I'm an average adult that is obsessed with Harry Potter and Anime... not very adult like... I know. Anyways I love reading and writing fanfiction, although my writing style is very childlike i hope to improve on it, so any criticism is welcome! My favorite books are the Harry Potter series, the Uglies series, Blood and Chocolate. I recommend if anyone is bored read those books. I'm also obsessed with Yaoi/boylove, and if anyone has a problem with it, deal with it. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st, DMHPluv 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile. If You Wish To Flame Me -Anonymous If you wish to flame me, For no good reason at all, You couldn't help but blame me, If you "accidentally" fall. For if you say it's too short, And write a letter of complaint, I'm afraid I'll have to retort, Without a bit of restraint. And if you say it came late, And bug me about the next chapter, You will (on a later date), Be run over by me on a tractor. Should you happen to think, My grammar is askew, I'll have to tell you without a blink, "Hey buddy- you!" So if you wish to flame me, And call me all sorts of names, I'm afraid you'd have to blame me, If you find your house in flames. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. And I do. Nobody has the right to judge someone on who they love. Anyone that does judge doesn't deserve to be human. In all honesty I hate homophobes. No one has the right to tell anyone who they can and can not love. I despise homophobes for this as it is stupid and cruel. It's not phobic it's being an ass hole and deserving a hot poker driven through your limbs slowly and painfully and tortured repeatedly until you beg for the release of hell. A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow." | |||||||||||
1. Unexpected Results of Time Travel » reviewsDue to a potions accident Harry ends up in the MWPP Era, with no way to return. He ends up in the middle of a love triangle, except he doesn't know it, he's completly oblivious. LMHPSB WARNING! SLASH! don't like don't read. ARTIST WANTED FOR FANART!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 740 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-2-06 - Harry P. & Sirius B.2. They Always Say reviewsSasuke writes Naruto an emotional poem! Rated M for suicide.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-30-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. You're Always On My Mind reviewsDraco thinks about Harry. DMHP poem, this is slash!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-20-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete4. Sometimes I Wonder reviewsCedric's thoughts during the Triwizard Tournament.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-06 - Cedric D. - Complete5. My Real True Love reviewsCompanion to 'Why Couldn't She Love Me' Hermione's thoughts as she gets married.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete6. Why Couldn't She Love Me? reviewsHarry thinks about Hermione at her wedding.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-1-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete