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since: 03-04-06, id: 1002113, Profile edited: 06-23-08
Author has written 19 stories for Cheaper by the Dozen, and Everybody Loves Raymond.

I'm a huge Detroit Lion fan as some of you may already know. I'm also a Michigan Wolverine fan and no I never lived or have been to Michigan.

My favorite shows are Sanford and Son, All In The Family, The Jeff Foxworhty Show, Blue Collar TV, Hogan Knows Best, 7th Heaven and of course Everybody Loves Raymond (Own 8 seasons on DVD looking to buy the final season.Why is this show cancelled and The Simpson's are still going? I don't know either.) I also like The War at Home and Family Guy. I'm also a big fan of Jackass, Viva La Bam and The Wild Boyz. I also liked the earlier years of SNL when Belushi, Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy were on it. I'm an Entourage fan also now. I also like Still Standing, just getting in to the show Reba and I like According To Jim too (Oh Baby!) and The King of Queens.

My favorite movies are Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie, Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again, all the Lethal Weapon movies, Cheaper By The Dozen 1& 2, 61(The movie about Maris and Mantle chasing Ruth's HR record.),Major League (all three), The Replacements, History Of The World Part 1, Blazing Saddle, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, The Blues Brothers, Animal House and Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector. Plus any other Mel Brooks movie.

My favorite sport is football. That's the only true American sport left. In baseball and basketball you have a team in Toronto. And hockey we borrowed from Canada. Soccer isn't really a big sport in the States. Don't try to associate the CFL(Canadian Football League) with the NFL because they are played during different parts of the year. And NFL Europe is a league where second stringers on NFL teams can show their talent but, notice how it has NFL in it. I know I said this last year but, this year I mean it. Cleveland Browns and Detriot Lions are my sleeper picks this year. They both have a lot of talent and young players.

My favorite actors are Ray Romano, Brad Garrett (He played an Italian American so well even though he was Jewish.), Jeff Foxworhty, Bill Engvall, Larry The Cable Guy, Ron White (Not an actor but a great stand up comedian.), Steve Martin, Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Mel Brooks,Peter Boyle, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Chris Farley, Jeremy Piven, Jim Belushi (Not as funny as his brother John but, still a good comedian.), Kevin James and Jerry Stiller (Notice alot of comedians on this list. I love comedies.)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. I'm the 2 percent that hasn't.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

My favorite actresses are Hilary Duff, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Monica Horan, and Bonnie Hunt.

My favorite pro athletes are Barry Sanders (The greatest running back in the last fifteen years.), Charles Barkley, Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris (Should still be the Homerun King but, because of steroids he was robbed of his crown.), Roger Clemens, Bernie Williams and Tom Brady (Played for the University of Michigan and is the best QB today.

Upcoming Fanfics

Cheaper By The Dozen:

The Bakers Go To NYC- Keep on writing this fan fic but, I keep on deleting it. This fan fic is about the Bakers going to Staten Island (One of the five boroughs of NYC) and they meet Vinny. Vinny acts like a jerk at first and causes tension between himself and Charlie. Sarah, Mike and Jake think Vinny is in the Mafia because of the way he acts and the way his two bodyguards act. The Bakers don't know that Lorraine and Vinny are engaged. Will the Bakers accept Lorraine and Vinny being engaged? If you read my fan fics it's obvious that they do.

Lorraines Wedding- I'm re-writing this fan fic about Vinny and Lorraine's wedding. They have the wedding in Evasnton at the Baker house and chaos ensues when Vinny's relatives show up especially his Aunt Marie and Uncle Frank.(Frank and Marie Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond.) Vinny and Lorraine get into a fight and it jepordies the wedding. Sarah gets into a fight with Vinny's nephew and it causes tension between the families especially since Jake likes Vinny's niece the twin sister of the guy Sarah gets into a fight with. Can the Bakers and Vinny's family get along? More chaos then ever. Alot of created characters.

Jason's Back- Sequel to Secrets, prequel to Viva Las Vegas. Jason comes back two years later and Jake is now 16. Mike still has a weird feeling about Jason. Someone is out to get Jason and it isn't Joey and Tony it's the Mob Boss in Chicago Mr. Vendetti. And of course nothing goes right for Jason he gets into trouble with Jake and is forced to leave Evanston.

Everybody Loves Raymond:

Robert's Son- Amy is about to give birth to her and Robert's first child. Everybody is there including my created charcter Vinny. Will this be Robert's moment in the spotlight or will Ray take it away again?

I'm In Love With A Parker- Ally starts to date Bill Parker's son Tyler. They go on a date. Ray and Bill show up on their date to spy on the kids. Funny things happen while Ray and Bill are at the movies. Will Ally and Tyler's relationship last or will Ray and Bill ruin it?

Favorite Characters From Shows:

Evereybody Loves Raymond- Robert, Hank, Pat, Frank, Marie, Peter and Debra.

King of Queens- Doug, Arthur, Carrie and Deacon.

Still Standing- Bill, Judy and Linda.

Reba- Van, Brock, Reba and Jake.

Entourage- Ari and Turtle

Viva La Bam- Ryan Dunn, Dico and Don Vito.

Family Guy- Peter, Brian, Stuie and Qugamire.

The War At Home- Dave, Hilary and Mike.

According To Jim- Jim, Andy and Dana.

Jackass- Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris, Preston, Wee-Man, Dico and Dunn.

WildBoyz- Chris and Steve-O.

Sanford and Son- Fred, Lamont, Grady, Bubba and Aunt Ester.

All In The Family- Archie, Mike and Gloria.

Favorite Bands/Musicans

AC/DC- I don't care what you say this band rocks. And AC/DC doesn't stand for Anti Christ Devil's Children if you know the whole story the Young brothers saw it on their sisters sewing machine and that's why the band is called AC/DC. The best song ever made Highway To Hell. All time favorite band.

Black Sabbath- The Godfather's of Heavy Metal. Favorite song is Crazy Train. Ozzy's a great lead singer. This band gets a bad rep because of people saying it's the devil music but, I really don't give a damn. I like it and if you don't that's your problem not mine.

Lynard Skynard- Sweet Home Alabama is my second favorite song of all time. Great band. And Skynard is my second favorite band.

My Created Characters (What actors/actresses I would see as those characters.)

DiMiranda

Vinny- John Belushi

DiMiranda kids

Kate- Ashley Tisdale

Danny- Jesse McCartney

Brian- Mitch Holleman

Marie- Emily Osment

Matt- Frankie Ryan Manriquez

Baker

David (Jake's Son)- Jake T. Austin

Murtaugh

Andrew- Zac Efron

Friends of DiMiranda Kids

Derek- Graham Patrick Martin

Tiffany- Kay Panabaker

Anthony- Jake Thomas

Rachel- Amanda Michalka

Chris- Paul Butcher

Martelli's

Jason- Matthew Broderick (I think he would make a good jewel thief. No one would suspect him.)

James- Skyler Gisondo

From both Vinny and Jason fan fics.

Joey- Brad Garrett

Tony- Ray Romano




1. The Long Cold Week » reviews
This fan fic takes place during President’s week. Lorraine volunteers herself and Vinny to watch over Sarah, Jake and Mike while the other Baker’s are out of town. Lorraine is pregnant with Danny and Kate so, Vinny has to deal with Sarah, Jake and Mike.
Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-12-08
2. Elliot Moves To Evanston » reviews
Elliot and Andrew move to Evanston. Sarah and Elliot are exxcited about him moving there but, Andrew isn't. Sarah and Elliot fan fic.Please Read and Review.
Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,293 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 8-18-06
3. The Boyfriend » reviews
Marie meets a boy that just moved to Evanston from San Francisco. His name is Jamie Seaver, he plays basketball and baseball. Marie starts to like Jamie and wants to look nice for him so, she starts wearing makeup, looking nice and acting more like a youn
Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 9-29-07
4. Miami Beach » reviews
Sequel to Moving to Miami. Don takes his grandsons to his beach house and the Bakers join them. The Murtaughs are also there. Don hates Jimmy. Elliot finds out that Mark M and Sarah are dating and tries to break them up. Please Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 9-17-06
5. The Baker Murtaugh Wedding » reviews
Charlie and Ann are getting married. The Bakers go to Lake Winnetka for the wedding. And obviously the Murtaughs are there also. Vinny knows the Murtaughs because Jimmy's sister married Vinny's cousin. And because Jimmy gave him money to start his busines
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,716 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 12-7-06
6. Sarah's Son » reviews
Sarah is in the hospital about to give birth to her son. As her baby is born she remembers the week before the birth of her son. Can her and Vinny get along or will they fight and ruin this joyful occassion?
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-13-06 - Published: 8-31-06
7. How They Met » reviews
This is how Vinny and Lorraine meet. Vinny messes up and says something stupid and has to get Lorraine to forgive him. Lorraine meets Vinny's Aunt Marie and his other Barone relatives. Please Read and Review. Short Fan Fic.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-21-06
8. Secrets » reviews
This is the first fan fic I ever wrote with Jason in it. A man from the past comes back and he could be Jakes real father. Kate and Tom believe this amn is Jakes real father. Jake goes to live with him for a while. That's when some secrets come out from t
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 8-24-06
9. Home Alone
Brian, Matt and Danny stay home by themselves when everyone else in the house goes out for the night. Everything goes smoothly at first then things start to get out of hand. Can the boys clean up the house before everyone gets home or will they be dead me
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 8-28-06
10. Cousin Vinny » reviews
Ray's cousin Vinny comes to Long Island to visit him. Ray doesn't like Vinny and Vinny doesn't get along with Ray. Read and Review.
Complete - Everybody Loves Raymond - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 6-19-06
11. Moving To Miami » reviews
Tom gets a head coaching job in Miami. He moves his family there. Jake is about to start high school and now he has to start it a whole new state. Will the Bakers like Miami or will they crumble in the heat?
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,072 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 7-31-06
12. Jason's Real Son » reviews
Jason, Joey and Tony are at Lake Winnetka hiding out. The Bakers are also at Lake Winnetka not knowing that Jason is there. The Bakers brought Mike's friend James who has been living with them since his mother died in a car accident. What Jason doesn't kn
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 6-26-06
13. The Fourth of July Skateboard Competition » reviews
Vinny takes his family back to Lake Winnetka. Sarah Jake and his son David join them on their vacation. Elliot is also there with his son Andrew. Sarah and Elliot start to date at the lake again. Please Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,334 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 7-12-06
14. Not Like Dad » reviews
Brian DiMiranda is a skateboarder and doesn't play any sports. David Baker Jake's son. plays football and hates skateboarding. Brian goes through the day wishing Jake was his dad and David goes through the day wishing Vinny was his dad. Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-19-06 - Published: 6-8-06
15. Back To The Lake » reviews
The Bakers go back to Lake Winnetka. Sarah is leaving for college. Her and Vinny become friends when they join forces against a guy Vinny can't stand. Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 5-23-06
16. Viva Las Vegas » reviews
Jake convinces Tom to take the Bakers on vacation to Las Vegas for summer vacation. Jason is also Vegas. Tom doesn't know this but, Jake does and that's why he wants to go to Vegas. Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 5-19-06
17. Christmas In Chicago » reviews
Vinny's Barone relatives come to spend Christmas with him and Lorraine in Chicago. Vinny and his cousin Ray don't get along and Lorraine doesn't like Vinny's Aunt Marie. Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-9-06
18. Freaky Friday » reviews
Vinny and Sarah switch bodies for a day. Sarah lives a day as Vinny. Vinny lives a day in Sarah's life. Will they learn somethinhg about each other? Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-5-06
19. My Kind Of Town Chicago » reviews
Vinny and Lorraine move to Chicago. They move across the street from the Bakers and next door to the Shenks. Vinny befriends the Shenks. Read and Review.
Complete - Cheaper by the Dozen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,324 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 4-30-06
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