| itsSwitzerlish |
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. SALVE! KONNICHIWA! GUTEN TAG! ohkay... lets see... i am naturally blonde... but i try my hardest to be brunette or other color... but somehow my hair always ends up blonde! how many people do you know that tries her hardest to not be blonde, eh? so as you can tell im a pretty strange person. :) ... because i am a very strange person. I used to be Blackbird207. Now i'm itsSwitzerlish. MAH BISHIES: L Lawliet (Death Note) Kakashi Hatake (Naruto) Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Zero (Vampire Knight) Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket) Jacob Black (Twilight) Masashi (Me and My Brothers) i luv: fruits basket harry potter series Johnny Depp the lord of the rings book/movie my brother sleeping reading drawing/painting the internet any fans that i might have? noodles -yummy- random crap :) Avatar: The Last Airbender (ATLA) Kataang-ATLA Maiko- ATLA Tokka- ATLA The Giant Friendly Mushroom- ATLA I hate: Zutara (sorry! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!) -avatar the last airbender sukka -sokka + suki- i like suki, but toph is WAY cooler KYORU -kyo +tohru (fruits basket) actually, im slowly accepting it... lol have some random shiz: randomness is the spice of life. i luff stuff :D vampires pwn you. that is all you need to know. humor makes me happy. :) if you were gay... that'd be ok... i mean cuz HEY! i'd like you any-way... -Avenue Q If you didnt know what TP meant, put this in ur profile. If youre only slightly insane, put this in ur profile. If Edward Cullen is sexy clap ur hands!! If u want to be bella clap ur hands!! If u want to be a vamp but forks is way too damp if u want to be a vamp clap ur hands!! YAY!! If you knew the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the sam tune, put this in ur profile. If u laugh everytime someone says 'high' put this in ur profile. If ur a dork, put this in ur profile. If u would move to forks in hope to meet a sexy guy who might be a vamp, put this in ur profile. If u believe u have an edward waiting for u, put this in ur profile. If you tend to comnplain "wheres MY edward?" put this in ur profile. if youve bought twilight/newmoon/elcipse more than once, put this in ur profile. if u should be sleeping right now, put this in ur profile. if ur too lazy to capitalize 'if' put this in ur profile. if u are tired of writing "if... put this in ur profile" put this in ur profile. if u cant stop writing mentioned, put this in ur profile. if resisting daydreaming during math class is futile, put this in ur profile. if... if, put this in ur profile. if you want to name ur son edward, put this in ur profile. if u have read twilight/new moon/ eclipse 4 times or more put this in ur profile. if u want to just read some fanfic rather than type nonsense on ur profile, put this on ur profile then do so. WEIRED THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID!! my friend morgan and i went to World Market. In the car to her house afterwards: Morgan: we have crap from Japan, Germany, and Spain. Where's that chocolate from, Liss? Me: I think it's Switzerlish. On the same car ride. About senior quotes.(morgans' gonna be a senior next year) Morgan: I don't think you can quote yourself, unless you say something really stupid otherwise people will be all "MWRAH! concieted! MWRAH!" Me: i think that should be your senior quote. _other quotes_ You can't unring the bell. -morgans' mom. Un-bagel yourself.-Amber 20 miles west in which direction?- morgans' mom. Hey Morgan! It's the Amberpleurodon! Yeah Liss! A magical Amberpleurodon! Lissinater! Ambernater! random person: whered Shawna go? -morgan walks in- amber: Morganater! I don't know how ill ever repay you. - random guy from movie Spartucus. Me: -tries to sneak up on morgan but starts laughing when amber walks in- Amber: ya know, you could have had her if you hadnt started laughing. Me: whenever i see you i just start laughing! Morgan: wow amber. your Alyssa's fix. Me: yep. Amber is my crack. during Latin class (even though im speaking Spanish): Me: el gato in mi pantalones! Amber: whats that? Me: i have a cat in my pants! Amber: but youre not wearing pants. Me: el gato in mi... skirt! (also during Latin) Amber: el chicos in tu pantalones! Me: i have boys in my pants? -both crack up- Amber: i meant to say you had baby chicks in your pants. Me: el chicos in TU pantalones! Amber: so if i have chicos in my pantalones and you have chicos in YOUR pantalones, are we wearing the same pantalones? THIS IS A RANDOM AREA THAT HAS NO IMPORTANCE WHATSOEVER. REVEL IN ITS PRESENCE! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (ever noticed that a bunch of z's in a row look like rope?) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ this is liss, signing out. | |||||||
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