I am known to the rest of the internet world as pooterda or dooter. I'm not much of a writer, but I tend to get obsessed over cartoons and comic books way to easily so I guess this is the right place for me =)

For anyone who hasn't read my crap yet, I must warn you, metal is a running theme in all my writting. I've been listening to metal since I was a baby in a carseat, driving along with my dad at the wheel blaring 'Metal Malitia' out the speakers...I love metal of all kinds, but my favorite types are Thrasher metal, Hair metal, Power Metal and Stoner metal. So it's safe to say metal is a huge part of my life and makes me who I am. I do NOT take myself seriously...EVER...I write fanfiction to amuse myself and to relieve stress, so if it seems as though my writing is unprofessional and spastic, it is.

P.S: My earlier fics especially have many spelling mistakes. I apologize, if that kind of stuff bugs you or whatever. I try not to make them quite so often anymore

brief personal info:

Age:19

Birthdate 10/20/89

Hight: 5'7" to 5'10" depending on what shoes I'm wearing

Weight: 167 ibs

Hair color/ length: blond, very long, & wavy

Eye Color: grey w/ HUGE glasses

Status: engaged to be married

Occupation: Deli clerk/ Fine Arts student at HVCC

I also obsess over invader Zim, the Nightmare before Christmas, THundercats, DC and Marvel comics and Slave Labor graphics. I spend the bulk of my time drawing, (because if I didn't I'd start killing everyone) so if you like any of my fics and are interested in seeing my fancharacters, feel free to visit fanart-central.net. I'm pooterda there. Or look at my crap on deviantart.com where I'm known as Deeteedilly...

I don't know what others' definition of Metal is, but I love the rip-roaring, head banging get your ass stomped in the mosh pit metal, not the 'My daddy doesn't understand me I cut myself whaaaa!!' teenie bopper bullshit metal. My favorite types of metal are thrasher metal, power metal, stoner metal and hair metal, but I listen to all genres.

Favorite Metal Bands:

Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Helloween, Rob Zombie/ White zombie, Danzig, Type-O-Negative, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Scorpions, Dio/Rainbow, Black Sabbeth, Ozzy Osbourne, Deep Purple, Saxon, Rush, Dream Theater, Nevermore, Kiss, Prong, Cream, Fear Factory, Rammstein, Alice Cooper, King Diamond/ Merciful Fate, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian/ Demons and Wizzards, The Sword, Metallium, Manowar, Sammy Hagar, Guns n' Roses, Disturbed, Motorgrater, Belphagor, Daath, Warrior Soul, Blue Oyster Cult, Ratt, Trivium, Kittie, Warlock, Anthrax, Megadeth, Arch Enemy, Ted Nugent, Nocturnal Rites, Godsmack, Devil Driver/ Coal Chamber, Motorhead, Wolf, Twisted Sister, Dragenforce, Def Lepard, (old) Soundguarden, Pro-Pain, Queen, The Cursed, Billy Idol, Amon Amarth, Quiet Riot, Thunderstone, Tad, Overkill, Testament, Dublin Death Patrol, 3 Inches of Blood, Phsychostick, Lacuna Coil, the Swamplords, Icarus Witch, Hammerfall, Death, Primal Fear, Testement, Dethklok (from Metalocalypse, yes.That show rules), Celledor, Lordi, Caged and too many others to list.

Things I like/ love: Food! Mmmm...food... Um, animals, cartoons, horror flicks, splatter flics (yes, splatter is a film genre), comic books, heavy metal, jogging, car rides, cursing, silence every once in a freaking while, playing Magic the Gathering, hanging out with dudes (prissy chicks tend to get on my nerves a little quicker), any story/ movie/ comic or whatever with accurate drug references or tripping sequences, odd dolls, black roses, plants or the outdoors in general, wearing band shirts and ripped jeans (THAT I RIPPED! QUIT BUYING RIPPED JEANS YOU YUPPIE BASTARDS!), dudes with long hair, anything with a skull on it, watching stuff burn (I don't know why), Jesus (I don't care if you don't like him. Bitch to someone who does), the fall and spring seasons, guns (I have the right to own a gun and you can't take that away from me!), babies (who are too young to talk. Once they talk they get on my nerves), Budah (Budah all right with me =), Norse Mythos, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy stuff in general, Elves , reading even though I don't have much time to do it, fart jokes, dirty jokes, wine, nice people, professional boxing, nerds who aren't afraid to admit they're nerds

Things I don't like or just piss me the fuck off: People who take themselves WAAAAY to seriously by dressing in dark, expensive clothing that their fucking parents paid for then acting all superior beacuse of it, bratty teenagers who 'can't take life anymore because daddy doesn't understand them WAAAA!', people who litter, people who drive way over the fucking speed limit for no reason, hard core religious nuts who push censorship and ban books/movies/cartoons aka soccer moms, kids who play sports and act smug about it, people who drive huge trucks/ SUVs for no freaking reason (aka soccer moms), the United States healthcare system (its bogus!), people who don't bathe, people who feel the need to make fun of others to boost their own self esteem, people who abuse children or animals, rap music, bright sunlight, waking up early, losers who abuse the welfare system by refusing to get a job so they just keep having babies out of wedlock to rake in more food stamps (My hard work pays for their fucking shit so fuck them and their bastard children!), the word 'prep', using the word 'mad' as in 'that was mad cool', pork products of all kinds, people who claim the Holocaust never happened (my great grandfather survived Burgenbelson, so don't try to fucking tell me the Holocaust never happened), people who get offended way too easily, the word 'fabulous'...I don't know why, hard core homophobes, cell phones, people who rely way too much on good luck charms, people who try to contact the dead (when i die, leave me the fuck alone because if there is an afterlife, I will haunt you forever!), people who claim to be totally unbias and accepting to all people, ideas, religions, cultures and bla bla bla (we all have prejudices of some kind. its just human nature), people who go out of their way to be nmean to the mentally handicapped (dude...not cool;. You can't help how you're born, you know?), high beauty standards, washing dishes (I'll wash them without complaint, I just don't like to), being constipated, streight dudes who priss themselves up so they can be 'friends' with a million chicks, teachers, censorship of all kinds (censorship dissrupts the flow of ideas), pop culture magazines, looking at feet and...people. I really really really REALLY hate people.

Jesus = Love

God = Knowledge... and Wrath

(just so we're clear, I'm not very religious. I'm a Catholic, but obviously not a good Catholic and I have no concrete belief in an afterlife. I think religion, no matter what kind, is personal and beautiful. The pursuit of spirituality should be seeked for self improvement and a better understanding of your life and how you should live it)

There, i have made my bio juist a weee bit more meaningful. If you have any questions about my fic or whatever, feel free to email me at pooterda@aol.com. I'm actually very nice, dorky as hell, but nice =) See ? The smily face means nice!

Thanks for reading. live fast, rock hard

Um, I don't know how to type this without sounding like a total bitch, but I would appriciate it if I kept my fan/pic universe and the actual storylines of my fics submitted to this site seperate. For instance, if you ask me to draw you a pic of one of my fancharacters going out on a date with one of your fancharacters that doesn't mean the two will be a couple in my fic. I'm only doing this because mystories just flow better (to me anyways) without outside influences and I never liketo play favorites with my fans. I hope I haven't offended anyone. Its just I can't make everyone happy, you know? So I'm just going to focus on making myself happy.

A quick way to find my fanart =)http://deeteedilly.deviantart.com/gallery/#Nightmare-Before-Christmas