I am a Psyco Alien Freak! fear me!

i'm in the 8th grade, and i love stargate sg1(with the original team) and stargate atlantis. i am a GEEK! and just a wee bit wierd.. i am also not quite human-but i'm pretending to be, so sshhh! i never told you that, it's all in your head! nothing is rreeeaalll...

ehehe...anyways...i am now, officially, an author! i like to write stargate fics, mostly stargate atlantis because as i said above, i don't watch the new stargate sg1 with different team members, but i really love the ones with the original team. i think it's stupid that they took jack out. :suddenly gets in a bad mood and pouts:

speaking of stupid, what is up with the letter Q? i mean seriously, what is it's point? it is an invalid letter! it does not have it's own special sound, and it has to be combined with a U in order to just make the same sound as 'kw'. so why not just use 'kw', it is just as many lettes and is less confusing. so my resolve is, Q is a stupid letter.

Ahem:cough: anyways, about my finally arrived stories...

-i like reviews! they are good, please provide me plenty, they keep me writing! no evils, please, 'cause i will block those who do. if you don't like it, don't review. feel free to give me tips or a heads up for any mistakes, they are welcome!

-I write mostly stargate fics but i have others too, like Warriors.

-i do NOT write slash fic. nor do any of my stories have anything to do with things like that or do i read such stories.

-i don't write ship, either. sorry.

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a little more about me: i am female (both as a human and an alien- but, wait! i'm not an alien! i was, er, JOKING! yeah, that's it, i was joking. HA HA HA! EHhe, ehhehe...aaaahhhh, you aren't buying it...).

my real name is un-pronouncable, so i'm not gonna tell you! HAH HA! you shall have to wallow in your curiousity forever. if you must call me something, refer to me as: Atlantian! or, no, i got a good one! Atlantian The Great! or, or...oooohh! how about- uh, never mind. you know what, i haven't done anything interesting so i think i'm going to, ah, go jump off a cliff or something... or maybe i should throw someone ELSE off a cliff...fwa ha ha ha...-snickers evily and starts thinking up new plans for world domination-

EHhem! Anyways, be off with you. Go have fun reading fascinating stories about whatever the heck you are obsessive over! (like in my case, stargate)