For the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society!!

Fandoms that I am knowledgeable in:

Yugioh, Doctor Who, YuYu Hakusho, Azumanga Daioh, Alex Rider, Animorphs, Artemus Fowl, Bartimaeus trilogy, Beowulf, Book Thief, Chronicals of Narnia, Eon: Dragoneye Reborn, Aladdin, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Code: Lyoko, Danny Phantom, Maximum Ride, Lord of the Rings, Holes, Heir Apparent, Stravaganza, Jane Eyre, Mara: Daughter of the Nile, Inheiritance Cyle, Orson Scott Card, Tamora Pierce, Twilight, Card Captor Sakura, Flame of Recca, Howl's Moving Castle, Inuyasha, Kiki's Delivery Service, Kitchen Princess, Marmalade Boy, Megatokyo, Oh My Goddess, Princess Momonoke, Ranma 1/2, Rurouni Kenshin, Shaman King, Spirited Away, Tsubasa Chronicle, xxxHolic, Transformers(movie verse only), Valkryie, WALL-E, 10th Kingdom, Eureka, NCIS, Merlin, MacGuyver, Kung Fu: The Legend Continues, John Doe, Babylon 5, Primeval, Robin Hood BBC, Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager, Torchwood, Pocahontas, Mulan, Lilo and Stitch, Magic School Bus, Kim Possible, Jackie Chan Adventures, Samurai Jack (ish), Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Teen Titans, Taken, Xiaolin Showdown, Star Wars(movies), 10 Things I Hate About You, A Kinght's Tale, Atonement, Armageddon, Back To The Future, Balto, Casablanca, Day After Tomorrow, Fifth Element, Forrest Gump, Pan's Labrynth, Pacifier, No Country For Old Men, Night At the Meuseum, National Treasure, Mummy, Miss Congeniality, Memento, The Matrix, Kill Bill, Jumper, Terminator, Jumanji, Titan AE, Iron Man (movie verse), Indiana Jones, Ice Age, Hancock, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pitch Black/Riddick, Rataouille, Shanghai Noon/Knights, Silence of the Lambs, Spy Kids.

Yeah, I know, heck of a long list. But that's what you've got on what I know.

Description of Agent Rhia:

Height: 5' 4.5"

Weight: Not saying

Eye color: Hazel

Hair color: Brown, on the light end of the spectrum

Skin: Pale.

Clothes sytle: Tilting toward gothic lolita, usually wearing darker jeans.

Attitude/Personality: A bit spastic, determined when something important needs to be done. Opinionated. Shy when it comes to dating. Talented in many areas, wide but shallow spead.

Weapons and abilities: Uses two wakizashi with faint fire and wind attributes. Her magic is based in history, uses the older stuff. Roots from the cradles of magic. Egypt, Mesopotamia, India, China, Southern Africa, Italy(Rome), random areas in Europe and England.

Finished working on I Miss My Mind the Most with October Project!! You won't see much from here. See me actually writing in I Miss My Mind the Most. Link is in favorites.

Real Name: Not tellin'

Age: Young enough to not need a care in the world. Old enough to have them anyways. And Taxes.

Location: USA East coast time

Mental Orientation: Insane at times, sane at others. Loving every minute of it.

Mayhap I should explain the poll. You see, I have the tendency to spend my whole day reading fanfiction. I just want to know if I'm alone in that or not. Make me feel better and vote!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is out! Holy Crud the last book's out! It was absolutely amazing! And it only took me 7 hours, 52 minutes, and 16 seconds to finish it!

Can anyone beat that?

WOOOOOOOTTTTT!! I've been here for three years now! Yahoo! Thank you to all my lovely readers/reviewer who have kept my interest in doing this! And thanks to all the great writers that I can't stop reading!!

By: Jeremy Clarkson

Like any responsible parent, I would not leave a loaded gun in the children’s playroom or keep my painkillers in their sweetie tin. But it turns out that for two years there has been a nuclear bomb in one of my kitchen cupboards, between the tomato ketchup and the Rice Krispies.

It’s an American chilli sauce that was bought by my wife as a joky Christmas present. And, like all joky Christmas presents, it was put in a drawer and forgotten about. It’s called limited-edition Insanity private reserve and it came in a little wooden box, along with various warning notices. “Use this product one drop at a time,” it said. “Keep away from eyes, pets and children. Not for people with heart or respiratory problems. Use extreme caution.”

Unfortunately, we live in a world where everything comes with a warning notice. Railings. Vacuum cleaners. Energy drinks. My quad bike has so many stickers warning me of decapitation, death and impalement that they become a nonsensical blur.

The result is simple. We know these labels are drawn up to protect the manufacturer legally, should you decide one day to insert a vacuum-cleaner pipe up your bottom, or to try to remove your eye with a teaspoon. So we ignore them. They are meaningless. One drop at a time! Use extreme caution! On a sauce. Pah. Plainly it was just American lawyer twaddle.

I like a hot sauce. My bloody marys are known to cure squints. And at an Indian restaurant I will often order a vindaloo, sometimes without the involvement of a wager. So when I accidentally found that bottle of Insanity, I poured maybe half a teaspoonful onto my paella. And tucked in.

Burns victims often say that when they are actually on fire, there is no pain. It has something to do with the body pumping out adrenaline in such vast quantities that the nerve endings stop working. Well, it wasn’t like that for me.

The pain started out mildly, but I knew from past experience that this would build to a delightful fiery sensation. I was even looking forward to it. But the moment soon passed. In a matter of seconds I was in agony. After maybe a minute I was frightened that I might die. After five I was frightened that I might not.

The searing fire had surged throughout my head. My eyes were streaming. Molten lava was flooding out of my nose. My mouth was a shattered ruin. Even my hair hurt.

And all the time, I was thinking: “If it’s doing this to my head, what in the name of all that's holy is it doing to my innards?” I felt certain that at any moment my stomach would open and everything — my intestines, my liver, my heart, even — would simply splosh onto the floor. This is not an exaggeration. I really did think I was dissolving from the inside out.

Trying to keep calm, I raced, screaming, for the fridge and ate handfuls of crushed ice. This made everything worse. So, dimly remembering that Indians use bread when they've overdone the chillies, I cut a slice, threw it away and ate what remained of the very expensive Daylesford loaf, like a dog.

Nothing was working. And such was my desperation, I downed two litres of skimmed milk — something I would never normally touch with a barge pole. I was sweating profusely as my body frenziedly sought to realign its internal thermostat. I felt sick but didn’t dare regurgitate the poison for fear of the damage it would cause on the way out.

Even now, the following morning, I feel weak, shell-shocked, like I may die at any moment. And all I’d ingested was a drop.

Limited-edition Insanity sauce is ridiculous. It’s made in Costa Rica, from hot pepper extract, crushed red savina peppers, red tabasco pepper pulp, green tabasco pepper pulp, crushed red habanero peppers, crushed green habanero peppers, red habanero pepper powder and fruit juice.

Well, that’s what it says on the tin. But I don’t believe it. I think it’s made from uranium, plutonium, fertiliser, sulphuric acid, nitric acid, hydrochloric acid and ammonia, with a splash of mace. I do not believe it’s a foodstuff. It’s a weapon.

And I may have a point, since on the Scoville scale, which measures the intensity of chilli peppers, the habanero sits just below the “daisy cutter”, that American bomb designed to wipe out nations.

At present you are allowed to take 100ml of liquid onto a plane because the authorities believe such a small amount could not possibly bring down an airliner. They are wrong. If I painted just 1ml of Insanity sauce on the window of a 747, it would melt. And this is stuff you can buy on the internet. Stuff that has been sitting in my kitchen for two years.

So, what’s to be done? As you know, I am not Gordon Brown. I do not think problems can be solved with a ban, even though I really believe that a bottle of Insanity sauce is more deadly than a machinegun.

The obvious course of action is to remove warning notices from household goods that are not dangerous — cakes, for instance, and staplers. This way, we would pay more attention when something is supplied with labels advising us of great peril ahead.

Sadly, however, since we are now one of the most litigious countries in the world, this will never happen. Nor can Insanity be uninvented. It exists. A bottle of the damn stuff is sitting on my desk now and I have no idea what I should do with it.

I can’t pour it down the sink because it would get into the water table. I can’t put it in the bin because it would end up as landfill. And that’s no good for something which has a half-life of several thousand years. I can’t even take it — as I would with a grenade I’d found — to the police because they’d be tempted to use it as a legal device for getting information out of criminals. And that wouldn’t work at all. Last night, when the bread had failed and the milk was finished, I would happily have confessed to 43 counts of homosexual rape. Plus there is a side effect — certain death.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals, Isis the Sphinx,

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, signature, or whatever, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, Isis the Sphinx

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80, hup123hup123slapslap, Isis the Sphinx

To those of you looking for something to read. I suggest Scribbler, Yuugi Motoh, DragonDancer1014, MyAibou, Vathara, and anyone else I may have in my favorite

Fave Books: Harry Potter, Bartimeaus Trilogy, Dear America, Animorphs, The Lost Years of Merlin, A Winkle in Time, Artemis Fowl series, Julie of the Wolves,and many others I can't seem to remember...

Fave Music: 80's especially Pat Benatar and Blondie! Clannad, Ronan Hardiman, Pure Moods, Whitney Houston, Shar day, Anything light jazz, and others I can't seem to think of...

Fave Food: Burgers, pasta, crabcakes, fudge, brownies, chocolate in general, pizza, nilla wafers(must stop, I'm making myself hungry)

Pets:Cats, lots of them.

Pet pevee: Bad grammar and spelling, yaoi fanfic

Hobbies: Drawing, reading, zoning out, reading and reviewing fanfic, cooking, reading, getting hyper on Mountain Dew

Other things: I live in a small town where the friends you have are very close and know what you're thinking before you think it. When I'm on a hyper rant, my typing will often be in upper case to show my hyperness, I am also very random in this mode. Go RANDOMNESS!I like reviewing more than actually writing stories. I don't know why, just do.

TV& anime shows I like: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Doctor Who, Yugioh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hikaru No Go, Full Metal Alchemist, InuYasha, Survivor, NCIS, Pokemon, Avatar the Last Airbender.

Just to let you all know, I always say "Keep Writing!" Somewhere in my reviews to people. It's just a bit of encouragement for you, or a customary goodbye kind of thing. It is NOT meant as a command to hurry up and update. I'm just BEING NICE!

I LOVE being EMAILED! Email me! Please! I love getting mail! I couldn't care less if it was nonsense, I actually love that kind of thing! My email address is on this profile, it's not that hard. Just put in the subject line: I read your profile, and I won't be too suspicious. Ya never know who gets on the web...

That is me.

Please look at who I have for Favorite authors. Especially Yuugi Motoh. His story(I'm assuming 'he')"The College Years" deserves more attention than its getting, and should be read by as many people as possible. Thanks.

4/8/06

Not many have reviewed my fics, so if I sound a little rude in my author notes, it's because not many are reviewing. I'm greatful that some do review, and I thank them for that continuosly, but I want others to as well. So, when you read, do me and all others who read a favor, and review. If you review, I will stop writing annoying notes telling you to review. Thanks!

5/11/06

HA! Success! I have reposted Ghost Friends! You cannot beat me! Sorry, I'm somewhat hyper about this. Now if people would just review, I would be happy. But noooo, I have 74 hits on that site and yet only 4 reviews. Stop being BAKAYAROUS and review already!

5/20/06

They did it again! They deleted Ghost Friends Again! I don't know what their problem is! It seems that my first fic is cursed. It keeps getting deleted!

Me: Yugi? Can I kill the administration of ff. net?

Yugi: No, sorry Isis.

Me: Fine. I'll go find someone who will.

(comes back five minutes later)

Me: Why can't I just go barging in there and yell at them?

Bakura: Because they would arrest you for tresspassing. Sneak in, kidnap one, torture, THEN kill. That's how it works. Got it?

Me: Yeah. This is going to be SOOO much fun!

Yugi: (walks away slowly)

6/8/06

yayayaya! Schools out tomorrow! Can't wait! WWWAAAAAHHHH! Yugioh ends this saturday! Nooo! That's pretty much all I have to say right now.

6/24/06

I have a sketch of Rhia, my OC for Ghost Friends posted on my homepage. Also, the pic for Ascention of a God is there as well. Please go to my site! Thankies!

7/7/06

A comparison of Rare Hunters(GHOULS) and Sea Gulls(the animal!)

G: Want rare cards

S:Want junk food.

G: Have fingers in every pie of Duel Monsters.

S: They're in multitudes on all beaches

G&S: They crowd when they find what they're looking for.

G&S: They suck you dry!

G&S: They DON'T LEAVE!

That is all. Hope you enjoyed that.

8/24/06

GAH! School starts in 3 days! NONONONONONONOOOOOO! Don't leave me days of sleeping in late!

Be surprised, I'm actually looking forward to school this year. There are only two classes that I won't enjoy, Biology and Geometry, and they're in the second semester! Yes! Booyah:P Though, I do loathe the coming of getting up early. Uhg...someone shoot me now...;)

12/17/06

Christmas is coming! Break is coming! Sleep is coming! YAYAYAYYYYY!!

1/18/07

Happy New Year everybody! The 1st semester of the school year is ending, and with that, means the end of My Homework. I'm sorry, but no English class means no vocab lists. Nothing I can do. On the other hand...Saturday signals the beginning of a four day weekend. FINALLY! I need the time to sleep and rest.

3/12/07

Here's a plot bunny that I've put in stasis. Will be taken out eventually.

Title: Boom.

Rating: T might go up, I dunno. Depends.

Subject: Tamora Pierce Universes

Summary: Pierce universe xover. Some group from Scanra builds a ship and crosses the sea. A Christopher Columbus event happens, and they try to invade and conquer Summersea.

Along with the meeting of the two lands, is the meeting of the seperate pantheons. And the gods from the respectives sides don't like the other side. Boom. You should be picturing a nuclear explosion right about now.

I just can't wait to wake this plot bunny up.

And another plot bunny in the making.

Title: None as of yet

Rating: T, just to be safe.

Subject: Xover(triple) Stargate SG-1, Harry Potter, and Yugioh

Summary:(in the making) Hmmm...set just before Battle City, to make it interesting. Post HPbook4, pre book5. And, just to throw a monkey wrench in the thing, season 4 of Stargate SG-1. I'm using the #4 in this a lot, aren't I? Anyways...A goa'uld(haven't decided who yet) hears about these relics from Egypt, and how powerful they are. Thinking it's some kind of advanced technology that Ra had but really didn't use, the System Lord begins to go after it. SGC notices Jaffa in Japan, and come investigating. Ministry of Magic and Dumbledore notice big magic spikes in Japan as well. Voldemort finds out as well, deciding to look for older and other types of magic, not wanting to be taken again by surprise from something he didn't know about. Now, just imagine, Death Eaters, Ghouls, rampant Jaffa, a tournament, magic flying ever which way, and technology to make both Kaiba's and Carter's jaws drop, and you have a recepie for chaos.

Ok, after reading this a few times, I just realized how the two extremes(Harry Potter on one end, and SG-1 on the other) contradict each other. But I DON'T CARE! I'll write it anyways!! Now, the question is how...

Plot bunny number three:

Title: None as of yet.

Rating: T

Subject: Spirited Away

Summary:(in the making) Chihiro, only 10 in movie, waited for 6 years for Haku, otherwise known as the Kohaku(sp?) River Spirit to come back for her. Every weekend that she could, she would camp out at the entrance to the tunnel. But for those long 6 years, no Haku. Finally, a couple weeks before her 17th birthday, on the anniversary of when she went through the tunnel herself, Chihiro decides that she wouldn't wait for him anymore. She would camp out for a whole week, but after that, never again. One the last day of that week, when Chihiro is packing up to go home, a weak and bloody Haku stumbles through the tunnel, and colapses at her feet. She brings Haku home, and nurses him back to health. The whole time he is unconscious and delusional. When he wakes up, he has little memory of what happened to him, has no idea of where he is, and little memory of Chihiro as well. On top of all of that, he's mute. This is the story of what happened to the Kohaku River Spirit, and what happened after he reunited with the love of his dreams.

Plot bunny number four:

Title: None as of yet

Rating: T, maybe something a bit higher, but not as extreme as Mature.

Subject:(xover) Babylon 5 and Doctor Who

Summary: 10th Doc/Rose. Anyway, Doc and Rose are traveling together(haven't seen enough Martha, and I don't like her enough yet) and they come back to Earth, a little after the Dalek invasion, say, a few years after Parting of the Ways. They're exploring, helping people here and there, and they come across this one person, a woman, by the name of Lyta Alexander. Now, you B5 peeps are going to be thinking, what the heck. Well, everything past the time that the Vorlon and Shadows go into the rift, Lyta goes with them. Explaination as of why in the fic.

Doc and Rose decide to give Lyta a few rides, as Lyta does a bit of exploring in the Doc's mind. And what an unwelcome meeting she gets in there. heh. Might do this right after Illusory Love.

5/17/07

The Eventual Truth

The Eventual Truth is that the meaning of the universe is 42 and that "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" is real. Little white mice do rule the world and we are just puppets. Marrionettes with the strings of Time attached to our hands, feet and head. Our manipulator controling us high above our Earthly stage. Is out exploration of space really the universe trying to understand itself, or is it the unearthly tyrant blowing a raspberry and pointing? A tyrant who is just a child in the big picture of things. For why would an adult cause such pain and suffering to its creation?

Maybe it is the adult who is more immature than the child. The adult is unable to do anything without violence, while only the child can see the better solution.

-By ME! Isis the Sphinx. No stealing without permission!

I have a large collection of YGO/ANYTHING xovers in my favorites, feel free to look around in there.

Go To http://pic1.piczo.com/catloversphinx/?g=25465042&cr=1 For Illusory Love art. Not done by me. Done by a friend.

Go To http://pic1.piczo.com/catloversphinx/?g=25464963&cr=1 For Ascention of a God art. Not done by me. Done by someone who submitted a piece on www.janime.info

7/15/08
I have turned 17 and have gotten a job at a restaurant, so it seems my schedual will be dictated by that. IL will be updated when I can figure out the words for that last little bit. I'm almost done folks. Glad you're patient with me. Avatar Manual was a whim of the moment thing, so updates may be few and far between. On the others, who knows. Keep writing!

'bout time I put this in.

Quotes, from either real life or fiction:

"It went poof." ~me

"There are many differnt ways to die, not all of them are the way you think" ~me

"I ate it."~best friend

"Where's the remote?"~Mom "Somewhere,"~Me.

"Fantastic!" Doctor Who, 11th season. Whoot!

"I'm the Doctor." Doctor Who. Pick a season, it's said.

Dalek: Am I alone in the Universe?

Doctor: Yes.

Dalek: So are you. ~Imprisoned Dalek to Doctor in "Dalek"

"Hmm...Coffee and tacos. So disgusting it just might work."~Gilmore Girls

"What is an Oprah?"~Teal'c, from Stargate SG-1

"O'Neill. Spell it with two L's!" And he holds up three fingers...~Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG-1

"Feed me!"~The plant in 'Little Shop of Horrors'. I just saw that! It was GOOD!

"Yami smirked. 'Despite what Seto Kaiba may think, we have better things to do than be at his beck and call for Duels. The last time I checked, I did not have 'Property of KaibaCorp Research' stamped on my arse, and neither did you.'

Yugi giggled. "I think I'd've noticed if he tried that. --He's not going to leave us alone for long, though."~Yugi and Yami from "The College Years. The Different Story." Best ficcie in the world! Read it and review it people! It's in my Favorites! There's a prequel to it.

"Uh-huh. And I should be scared, why?" Me confronting a BAKAYAROU in my ICP class. He thinks he's threatening me. Right...

"I'm gonna have a chocolate ice cream bar in one minute. ONE MINUTE!" Shane, from Survivor Season spring 2006. God, was that funny...

Yugi: "No Joey, wild mushrooms are poisonous!"
Mai: "So do us all a favor, and let him eat it!"

"In my dungeon, in my castle, in my realm, the only one who makes threats is me." Pegasus

Pegasus: "Oh, certainly Keith, I'll do whatever you say! Just give my body a moment to recover from the complete paralysis that your terrifying demands have shot me into!"
Keith: "All right wise guy, I'll give you till the count of three!"
Pegasus:laughing smile: "One two three!" :opens a trap door under Keith with his foot, sending him falling into the ocean:

Pegasus:"There is a bright side to having fossilized monsters, they make fine paperweights." :evil laughter. Yami Yugi remains silent.: "Hmmm ... tough crowd."

"Curse you Yugi Muto! You and your Kuribohs!"

This is all from the movie

Narrator: "Even eternity doesn't last forever." The narrator from Yugioh, The Movie. I swear, the previews were better that the movie itself.

Yugi:running for his poor dear life:
Tristan and Joey:in unison: "Yugi?"
Yugi:runs past them: "TALK LATER! RUN NOW!"
Joey: "What's with him?" :He and Tristan turn around to see a gang of mummies running towards them:
Tristan and Joey: "ZOINKS!" :Both run away: Zoinks! What is this, Scooby Doo?I have nothing against Scooby Doo

"Anubis is gone. No one could return from a defeat so throughly devastating as that! Well ... no one but Kaiba that is ... I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?"

Tea: "Yugi?"
Yugi:opens eyes after having a vision of the future: "Tea... Would you read me the story about the bunny?"
Tea: "...I'm gonna pretend that's the concusion talking and forget about it..."

Kaiba:after duel with Pegasus: "That's all, folks."

More quotes, but from random places in the series... My comments are in italics

Kaiba: "Nooooooooooo!"

Pegasus: "Nooooooooooooo!

Yugi: "Nooooooooooooooo!

Yami Bakura: "Nooooooooooooooo!"

Joey: "Noooooooooooooooo!"

What? What I'd do? Heh, heh.

Ishizu:thinking: Destiny is served.

Rebecca: "Mmm. Goodbye cutie!" :kisses Yugi's cheek, making him blush:
Tea: "Grrrrr."

Hmmm...Who would I rather have Yugi...Rebecca or Tea...Rebecca, then kill her and take Yugi for myself...!

Mokuba: "Tell your stupid lizard to spit out my brother before I force him!" 'Bout time Mokuba stood up for his brother, it's usually the other way around.

Army Commander: "Now in the name of our king, we must fight to protect the peace!" Ironic, no?

Mana: "I smell trouble!" :roar close by: "Now I hear trouble!"

Young Sugoroku Mutou: "In fact, if I ever lose a game ... then I'll exchange my tux for denim overalls and collect years instead of chips ..." Hmm...gotta wonder what game he lost...

"You better make good on your promise to restore my brother. Because if you don't, I'll take great pleasure in separating your soul from your body in my own way!" O! gotta love it when Kaiba threatens people!

"All right Yugi. It's time to sink or swim." Quite literally. Remember the duel between Yugi and a brain-washed Joey? That's what Kaiba talking bout here.

Kaiba:after he awakens his dragon: "All right, I'm just about ready to wake up from this dream."
Dark Magician Girl: "Now join forces."
Kaiba: "Anything to shut you up."

Yami: "Say something!"
Kaiba: "Don't screw up!" Everytime he says something, it's sarcastic...sigh

Babylon 5 quotes:

Kosh: They are alone. They are a dying people. We should let them pass.

Sinclair: Who- the Narn or the Centauri?

Kosh: Yes.

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Ivanova: Mr. Garibaldi, you’re sitting at my station, using my equipment. Is there a reason for this or should I just go ahead and snap your hands off at the wrist?

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Franklin: You’re a pessimist.

Ivanova: I’m Russian. We understand these things.

2

Londo to Vir: What do you want, you moon faced assassin of joy?

2

Ivanova: Don’t- you’re too young to experience that much pain.

2

Tu’Pari: Are you Ambassador G’Kar?

G’Kar: This is Ambassador G’Kar’s quarters. This is Ambassador G’Kar’s table. This is Ambassador G’Kar’s dinner. What part of this progression escapes you?

2

Kosh: We take no interest in the affairs of others.

2

Ivanova: Mr. Garibaldi, there are days I’m very glad I don’t have to think the way you do.

2

Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

2

Ivanova: I think I’ll just walk to and fro for a while, maybe over to my console. After that, maybe I’ll try pacing to and fro, you know, just for the kick of it.

2

Londo: How much justice can you afford?

2

G’Kar: The Universe is run by the complex weaving of three elements- energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

2

Kosh to Morden: Leave this place. They are not for you. Go. Leave. Now.

2

Ivanova: Why does my mouth always taste like old carpet in the morning?

Computer: Unknown. Checking medical log.

2

Sinclair: Morning Lieutenant Commander. Problem sleeping?

Ivanova: Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up- that is the problem. I’ve always had a hard time getting up when it’s dark outside.

Sinclair: But in space it’s always dark.

Ivanova (with feeling) I know, I know.

2

Morden: I’m not allowed to leave until you answer my question-so, what do you want?

2

When the station hasn’t blown up.

Ivanova: No “boom” today. “Boom” tomorrow. There’s always a “boom” tomorrow.

2

Sinclair: Enough people have played with my brain enough this year.

2

Ivanova: On your way back I’d like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra: Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova’s recommendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.

2

Dr.Traski: What better way to go out than in the cause of advancing scientific knowledge?

Ivanova: Is this a multiple-choice question, because I have some ideas.

2

Ivanova, concerning Captain Pierce: Worst case of testosterone poisoning I’ve ever seen.

2

Zathras: You take-Zathras die. You leave-Zathras die. Either way, it is bad for Zathras.

2

Kosh: And so it begins. You have…forgotten something.

2

Londo: This is like being nibbled to death by…what are those earth creatures called- feathers, long bill, webbed feet, go “quack”?

Vir: Cats.

Londo: Like being nibbled to death by cats.

2

Ivanova: And if you’re not happy with the seating arrangements I will personally order your seats to be moved outside, down the hall, across the station and into the fusion reactor. Am I perfectly, absolutely clear about this?

2

Ivanova: I can only conclude I’m paying off Karma at a vastly accelerated rate.

2

Ivanova: Now you can give me something for the pain. Where were you when I was going through puberty?

2

Ivanova: Figures. All my life I’ve fought against imperialism. Now, suddenly, I am the expanding Russian frontier.

2

G’Kar: The future isn’t what it used to be.

2

Centauri Emperor to Kosh: How will this end?

Kosh: In fire.

2

Garibaldi to Franklin: Maybe someone should’ve labeled the future, “some assembly required”.

2

Ivanova: Welcome to Babylon 5- the last, best hope for a quick buck.

2

G’Kar: There are humans for whom the words “never again” carry special meaning.

2

Sheridan: Do you always worry when things are going well?

Ivanova: I don’t have time to worry about them when they’re not.

2

Kosh: If you go to Z’ha’dum, you will die.

2

Ivanova: Does the phrase “No way in hell.” Ring a bell?

2

Ivanova: It was the end of the earth year 2259, and the war was upon us. As anticipated, a few days after the earth-Centauri treaty was announced, the Centauri widened their war to include many of the Non-Aligned worlds. And there was another war brewing closer to home- a personal one whose cost would be higher than any of us could imagine. We came to this place because Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for peace. By the end of 2259, we knew that it had failed, but in doing so it became something greater- as the war expanded, it became our last, best hope for victory. Because sometimes, peace is another word for surrender, and because secrets have a way of getting out.

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Ivanova: The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace.

It failed.

But, in the year of the Shadow War, it became something greater- our last, best hope for victory.

The year is 2260. The place: Babylon 5.

2

Ivanova: With all due respect, that was grade-A stupid!

2

Ivanova: I don’t want to get killed because of a typo- that would be embarrassing.

2

Marcus on how to stop the first ones from leaving: I’ll put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the ancient Vorlon god Booji.

Ivanova, suddenly getting an idea: That’s it!

Marcus: Fine, I’ll get a bucket.

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Sooner or later I will put more quotes in. Untill then, R&R.