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Major-Baby
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since: 03-09-06, id: 1005180
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 22 stories for M*A*S*H.

Hey all, the name's Allissa, (aka Mrs-Tuttle or Major_Baby) I live in Nashville, Tennessee, and I am a definite MASH addict. If you want to check out my somehwhat random posts, you can check out my myspace by clicking the "homepage" link above. I also made a group on myspace for anyone who is a member of BCA.net or FF.net (MASH strictly) I basically made it so we could have a little something more than the nondescriptive profiles on this site. Here's the url:

http://groups.myspace.com/38parallel

Anyway, I love writting fanfiction, especially H/M(For those poor souls who don't know what that is, it's pairing Margaret and Hawkeye together...yes, I do mean romatically...). Most of my story's are H/M and the one's that aren't are usually about H or M. lol. (Can you tell who my favorite character's are?) Eventually I may do one about Radar but for now I'm sticking with everyone's favorite couple. I love getting reviews so let me know what you think of my stories!
MY FAVORITE MASH QUOTE:
Hawkeye: Oh, Sorry Baby.
Margaret: That's Major to you!
Hawkeye: Right, sorry Major Baby.

Oh and a million thanks to all my faithful reviewers! celticmaggie, ascii27, smithcrafter, CSI-4077, Tena, Paulina, petiteshmooette, rosablasifan08, Kilikina, and Cristine Rudd... you guys really make my day!!!

Oh, one more thing! If email alerts are ever down (like they always are...) and you want me to review one of your stories (or just let me know that it's updated...) , you can email me at american_rose77@yahoo.com

Favorite Episodes:

Tuttle, Hot Lips and Empty Arms, Comrades In Arms, What's Up Doc?, Dear Uncle Abdul, April Fools

Favortie Quotes:

Margaret: "Oh I'm not so think as you drunk I am!"

Potter: "Major Houlihan, you have got to stop getting bombed and beating up our officers!"

Margaret: "Stop that! You can't twirl an officer!"

Margaret: "I'm sorry; I'm afraid."
Hawkeye: "Me too, it's all right."
Margaret: "I don't like being afraid it scares me."
Hawkeye: "Me too. I'd be a lot braver if I wasn't so scared."

Frank (In a wooden crate) : "I'm in a box!"
Hawkeye: "We all feel that way sometimes, Frank."

Margaret: "There I was, innocently making my way into my tent when suddenly a sniper began shooting, bang bang! But, my valient foot locker jumped in front of me, giving it's life so I may live. Now take this worthless piece of junk and get me a new one!"

Klinger: You two don't make the first cut. I'm writing my Uncle Abdul about what kind of place this is. Doctors, nurses, saving lives. Well, I got a commanding officer who dresses me up in his clothes and sits me on a horse named Sophie so he can paint his own picture. There's a priest writing war ditties. And a snooty major who pays me twenty bucks to go out into the woods with him and watch him blow up a pigeon with a land mine. And if that doesn't beat all, I got a head nurse who shoots unarmed luggage. All you guys do is go around telling jokes. What the hell is so funny about that?"

Col. Flagg: Nobody can get the truth out of ME because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

Trapper: "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure?"

Margaret: "There are so many things I was sure I'd have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what's still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere."




1. Anything But Dull reviews
This is a short, romantic, oneshot written by Laura Addison. I DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY! However, I sugest you read it. The format is unusual and the story is sweet. Happy reading! And don't foget to review!
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-22-07 - Published: 8-22-07
2. Danny » reviews
Hawkeye finds out he is about to become a father, and shortly after he discovers he is to be a single father. Hawkeye struggles to raise his young son while coping with his loss and trying to see his way through his uncertain future.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 1-26-07
3. No Greater Love » reviews
On August 1st, 1953 Hawkeye Pierce arrives unexpectedly at Margaret's home. His presence floods Margaret's mind with painful memories of the past and of the last time she had seen seen the man she thought was dead.
M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-12-06
4. The Great Pretender » reviews
Hawkeye never knew that one woman could make him so miserable. But of course, he must pretend as if nothing is wrong and she has to pretend like she doesn't want him back. Part 2 to A Matter of Pride.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 10-27-06
5. A Time To Mourn, A Time To Laugh » reviews
Margaret arrives in Crabapple Cove with Hawkeye’s daughter, Nicole, seeking shelter from her abusive husband. However Daniel, who is still grieving over the death of his son, refuses to welcome them until Nicole can manage to make her way into his heart.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 5-21-06
6. Misguided Missiles » reviews
At a 4077th reunion Hawkeye decides to dust off his skills for romancing. Suprisingly, he is not the recipient of Cupid's arrows but rather his father. But love always seems to have a mind of it's own and Cupids arrows can turn into deadly missiles
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 9-3-06
7. Little Red Dress reviews
Hawkeye paused and shook his head playfully. “God, what wouldn’t I give to see you in a little black dress?” He tilted his head and frowned. “Correction… a little red dress.”
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-25-07
8. Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams reviews
My ring? No, I’m not married. I keep it more as a reminder...
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 11-11-06
9. Old Habits Die Hard » reviews
A Leopard can't change it's spots... Is that saying true? Hawkeye is determinded to find out when he discovers that Margaret has turned back into Hot Lips Houlihan
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 8-30-06
10. Always 29 » reviews
What happens when old friends meet after over forty years?
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 10-20-06
11. A Matter of Pride » reviews
Frank goes too far and Margaret refuses to have anything to do with him, while Hawkeye expectantly awaits the outcome. HM
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,873 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 10-13-06 - Published: 6-27-06
12. Shoes of Satin » reviews
Margaret receives an unexpected gift from her sister, which throws her into a whirlwind of painful memories and startling realizations.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 7-10-06
13. A Christmas Story » reviews
Christmas time, 1971. After years of swearing they're just friends Hawkeye and Margaret's daughter prove them wrong. HM.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 8-25-06 - Published: 7-30-06
14. A Marriage of Convenience » reviews
Margaret finds herself completeley alone and in need of help. Can she be satisfied without love? With just a marriage of convenience?
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 6-13-06
15. Unending Pain reviews
Margaret mourns over the loss of a freind, and perhaps something more...Evenescence, My Immortal...
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 6-15-06
16. The Meaning of Love » reviews
Margaret is feeling overwhelmed with lonliness and constant rejection after her divorce. Unexpectedly someone from Margaret's past is transfered to the 4077th. HM warning! I have also placed some romance with Charles in here...R&R!
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 4-13-06
17. Sleep My Babe reviews
ALTERNATE ENDING FOR A LIFETIME OF REGRETS! I am extreamly indecisive , so now I have two endings. This is all one very long chapter and it is narrated in third person istead of first. But I'm warning you...this isn't a very happy ending!
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
18. When You're Smiling reviews
This is just a very short drabble. HM friendship...not romance. Let me know what you think!
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06
19. Foreign Feelings » reviews
This story follows the same story line as A Lifetime of Regrets, but it is told through Hawkeye’s POV. Let me know what you think! These are all rather short chapters...sorry.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,332 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 3-25-06
20. A Lifetime of Regrets » reviews
Margaret is writting in her journal about events that took place throught the war and after. Not all of these events fit in with the sieries. This story goes along side with FOREIGN FEELINGS.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 3-14-06
21. A Father's Love » reviews
After the war Margaret remarries Donald Penobscott and a 4077th reunion sheds light on an old secret.
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 4-24-06
22. All I Need is Time reviews
Short and sweet. I can't really say much without giving it away but it's sort of postHM. R&R!
Complete - M*A*S*H - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-24-06
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