Hey all, the name's Allissa, (aka Mrs-Tuttle or Major_Baby) I live in Nashville, Tennessee, and I am a definite MASH addict. If you want to check out my somehwhat random posts, you can check out my myspace by clicking the "homepage" link above. I also made a group on myspace for anyone who is a member of BCA.net or FF.net (MASH strictly) I basically made it so we could have a little something more than the nondescriptive profiles on this site. Here's the url:
http://groups.myspace.com/38parallel
Anyway, I love writting fanfiction, especially H/M(For those poor souls who don't know what that is, it's pairing Margaret and Hawkeye together...yes, I do mean romatically...). Most of my story's are H/M and the one's that aren't are usually about H or M. lol. (Can you tell who my favorite character's are?) Eventually I may do one about Radar but for now I'm sticking with everyone's favorite couple. I love getting reviews so let me know what you think of my stories!
MY FAVORITE MASH QUOTE:
Hawkeye: Oh, Sorry Baby.
Margaret: That's Major to you!
Hawkeye: Right, sorry Major Baby.
Oh and a million thanks to all my faithful reviewers! celticmaggie, ascii27, smithcrafter, CSI-4077, Tena, Paulina, petiteshmooette, rosablasifan08, Kilikina, and Cristine Rudd... you guys really make my day!!!
Oh, one more thing! If email alerts are ever down (like they always are...) and you want me to review one of your stories (or just let me know that it's updated...) , you can email me at american_rose77@yahoo.com
Favorite Episodes:
Tuttle, Hot Lips and Empty Arms, Comrades In Arms, What's Up Doc?, Dear Uncle Abdul, April Fools
Favortie Quotes:
Margaret: "Oh I'm not so think as you drunk I am!"
Potter: "Major Houlihan, you have got to stop getting bombed and beating up our officers!"
Margaret: "Stop that! You can't twirl an officer!"
Margaret: "I'm sorry; I'm afraid."
Hawkeye: "Me too, it's all right."
Margaret: "I don't like being afraid it scares me."
Hawkeye: "Me too. I'd be a lot braver if I wasn't so scared."
Frank (In a wooden crate) : "I'm in a box!"
Hawkeye: "We all feel that way sometimes, Frank."
Margaret: "There I was, innocently making my way into my tent when suddenly a sniper began shooting, bang bang! But, my valient foot locker jumped in front of me, giving it's life so I may live. Now take this worthless piece of junk and get me a new one!"
Klinger: You two don't make the first cut. I'm writing my Uncle Abdul about what kind of place this is. Doctors, nurses, saving lives. Well, I got a commanding officer who dresses me up in his clothes and sits me on a horse named Sophie so he can paint his own picture. There's a priest writing war ditties. And a snooty major who pays me twenty bucks to go out into the woods with him and watch him blow up a pigeon with a land mine. And if that doesn't beat all, I got a head nurse who shoots unarmed luggage. All you guys do is go around telling jokes. What the hell is so funny about that?"
Col. Flagg: Nobody can get the truth out of ME because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.
Trapper: "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure?"
Margaret: "There are so many things I was sure I'd have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what's still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere."