Alrighty then! I'm revamping my profile. Read and suffer...Mwahahahahaha - cough, cough, sniffle - mwhahahahaha!

WARNING:- ALL FICLETS ARE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN. Only two have been successfully rewritten/revamped so far - The Beginning of a Fallen Prince and The Chatroom under the DS saga. Please check them out.

Name: Darth Vyper a.k.a Jo, Jocelyn, Lynn, Vyper, Vamplet, or Piper.

Link to fictionpress account:- http://www.fictionpress.com/~icyvampirechick

Link to deviantart account:- http://icyvampiress.deviantart.com/

Age: Just turned 20. Eek!

Sex: Female

Current Occupation: Writer/Medical Bioscience student at Monash University.

Dreams: To be a professional actress. I would like to study zoology or veterinary science as well.

Physical profile: 47kg, 5'3 1/2 (160.5 cm), silver eyes with dyed light reddish-brown hair ( which are both naturally deep brown - hehe, gotta thank contacts and hair dye for that ) and bad, fair skin (live at where I come from and you'll understand why).

Current residence: -cricket chirps in the background- Um... nowhere ?

Hobbies: Writing, reading, sketching, exercising, playing with my dog.

Pets: Snowball Scottie Peter (dog). ( I used to have hamsters - mum got rid of them because my little sis was asthmatic-, birds -one of them died so we set the other one free-, a tank full of tropical fish -dad got annoyed he had to clean the tank so he aided in the fishnapping of my fishes by my uncle-, terrapins -one ate the other up. Don't ask. Seriously. All I can say is that it's a cruel, cruel world out there-, fence lizards -sadly, they ran off from my garden when my dad cemented the porch. But I thought I saw one a week ago - oh yeah! There's a SURVIVOR!)

Personal stuff: I am an artist, an ex-pianist (very rusty at the moment), a writer and a soprano singer. I'm rewriting my first fictional romance book at the moment and hopefully I'll get it published ASAP. I'm brainy (in a scientific way - I have an IQ level of 140, it's not higher sadly, because I'm born premature so my brain isn't fully developed. Don't worry, I'm not psychotic. Much. ) but I LOVE the arts. They are my passion and soul. I speak a variety of different languages: English, Malay, Tamil, Russian, Chinese and Indonesian ( a bit ).

Fav. colour: Black, blue, red and purple. Hate green. Uwek! >.

Fav. food: Seafood, cheese, CHOCOLATE!!

Fav. drink: Milkshake, orange juice, chocolate flavored milk.

Fav. books: Anne Rice novels, Darren Shan Saga, The Argeneau Vampire Series by Lynsay Sands, The Undead Series by Mary Janice Davidson, Dark-Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon, The Charmed series, Every Boy's Got One, The Guy Next Door.

Fav. Movie: X-men (1st and 2nd one especially), Spiderman (the 3rd one ROCKS !), Star Wars (I was brought up in a 'you must honour "The Battle Between the Sith and the Jedi" at all costs, even if it crushes your sanity', don't ask ), Chronicles of Narnia, Van Helsing (Need a hot villain with a Transylvanian accent?), Just My Luck, She's the Man, The Sixth Sense, The Pink Panther, Yours, Mine and Ours ( The new version ), Sky High, Night at The Museum, Alvin and the Chipmunks ( adorable little critters ) ... and a whole lot more, so I guess I better stop the rambling.

Fav. Animal: Wolves, Horses, Dogs, Tigers, Snakes and basically I LOVE all the animals ( except the creepy ones like leeches and caterpillars ).

My family: Dr. Peter (the coolest and most hyped up dad in the world, not too mention the most sadistic doc on the planet ), Florence (my whacky mum who has a really bad sense of direction. I swear we were going round and round in the parking lot because she kept missing the exit), Rowena (my annoying little sister who is also labelled as 'Brat', 'Bratiox', 'Le Brat', 'rodent', 'shrew', 'twig', 'skinny', 'brownie' or at certain times 'maggot' ) and me! (The nut of the family who has been deemed as 'mischievious' and 'hyper' by most of my friends). We are all whacky and insane backstage, but when you meet us - we become the world's most dignified people on the planet. Hypocrisy - I know.

Ok... Back to embarassing moments :

"Jo, your zip is open." - A friend of mine (7 years ago)

"Mummy, Jesus just came down the plane!" - Me at the airport after I saw this guy who really looked like Jesus.

"You're not a present from heaven, you're a giftbox from hell." - Me towards my annoying sister.

"With a great computer comes great power, with great power comes great responsibility. Take care of the laptop, mummy." - Me towards my mum who just got a new laptop.

I can't remember anymore for now...

Fav. Mix-ups : ( these incidents occured all on the same day , my mum decided to blame it on the food )

1. Mum : Snowball , release darling !

The rest of us : Huh ?

2. Sis : Mummy , I banged the wall on my knee.

3. Me : I ate bread with toasted milk.

4. Sis : It didn't step on my tail !

Okay , finally it's on to my muses. I got quite a number ... ( Please take note that the first nine muses are all vampires. And quit giving me those weird looks, people. Frankly speaking, I don't how 'vampirism' entered my head in the first place. Or maybe it's after watching a certain cute redhead vampire who keeps popping on my TV screen. Meh. )

1. Scott Raven:- Kind, caring, understanding, romantic and main muse - the companionship muse which keeps me happy when I'm lonely, and keeps my imagination run wild. He's the central character in most of my personal stories.

2. Zan (Alexander):- Leadership muse, completely authorative and rarely emerges unless I'm in my element. I'm kinda scared off him actually, but don't tell him I said that...

3. Kay (Kaymond):- More secretive muse, always disappears and finds Stan highly annoying. Meh, he's not around in my head most of the time. Only God knows where he goes...

4. Stan (Stanley):- Funny muse, always clumsy and loves infuriating Kay to the brink of insanity... I think he's partially gay.

5. Ryan:- Patient muse, peacekeeper and always tries to stop Kay from murdering Stan. He's always somewhere in the background, that one...

6. Eric:- Youngest muse of all. Quiet and really good advisor. Emotionally upset about certain things in life. Yup, I really adore his perspective opinions and that cute smile...

7. Khiran:- Fatherly muse, commanding, overprotective and wary of Scott. He's just too darn freaky and possesive - I seriously need to give him a book on 'How to Loosen Up Your Pompous-Ass-Fatherliness' for Christmas...

8. Gerard:- Mostly fades into the shadows but I have a feeling he has something to do with my artistic and writing talents. He's so discreet and antisocial...

9. Shawn:- Really quiet and a pacifist. Very reserved and calm muse. I would be considered supremely lucky if he dropped by at least once a year...

10. Vyper:- Technically pure evil and all out for ass kicking - kind of gangsterish and quite volatile for a demon. She's one side of me you don't want to cross; trust me on that one...

11. Lynn:- Pure angelic; the softer and more compassionate side in me that rarely emerges of late due to the continuous pressures in my life. Alas, Vyper overshadows Lynn most of the time when everything around me just crumbles...

That's all for the muses !

And sadly , that's all for my profile : Tune in to all my fics people ! Bye for now !