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1. The Longest One Night Stand Ever » reviews

Spite can cause the worst situations.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-12-12 - Published: 9-28-12 - Phillip & Ike B.

2. Tabloids » reviews

Everything comes at a price. Even people.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-12 - Ike B. & Phillip

3. Terrance and Phillip's 100 Theme Challenge » reviews

100 Terrance and Phillip centric oneshots. Possible Multiple Pairings.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-28-11 - Published: 6-9-10 - Phillip & Terrance

4. Gaydar reviews

ONESHOT Token went through all of that and, since he was quite positive that Clyde's gaydar was the most accurate thing in the world, years of dating fickle women who just wanted Token for his money, to test the 'once you go black' theory, and Clyde.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-10 - Token B. & Clyde D. - Complete

5. Undead » reviews

Rekindling a dead and gone relationship is hard. K/K & Style

South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,242 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-30-10 - Published: 3-15-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete

6. Death reviews

ONESHOT Well I didn't like the process of dying, that was a bit annoying and usually unimaginably painful but I liked Death.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-10 - Kenny M. - Complete

7. Glasses reviews

ONESHOT Ike sighed; setting down the magazine he was flipping through, "Phillip, you're fifty. It was bound to happen and it happened at an older age than average." Ike/Phillip

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-10 - Ike B. & Phillip - Complete

8. Age Means Nothing » reviews

Ike always liked older blondes. CRACK PAIRING

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-20-10 - Published: 4-15-09 - Ike B. & Phillip - Complete

9. New Year's Tradition reviews

ONESHOT "You know," Kenny said, "We need to start the New Year like this more often." K/K

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete

10. Sweet Bum reviews

ONESHOT "Tell him, I mean, I heard he's gay." She informed, pretty sure the larger boy wouldn't remember this conversation anyway, "So tell him you like him." Implied KyleCart

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-09 - Bebe S. & Eric Cartman - Complete

11. Waiting for the End reviews

ONESHOT "If there is a Canada after all of this," Terrance replied in a bitter tone, "God, I hope Celine got Sally out of there."

South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-09 - Phillip & Terrance - Complete

12. Inhale reviews

ONESHOT "We all suffer from medical conditions," Kenny explained, "I….well you know, Kyle has his diabetes and gets sick easy and Cartman's fat and going to end up in an early, extra wide grave."

South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-09 - Stan M. - Complete

13. Utterly Polite reviews

ONESHOT Pip took on a delightful shade of pink as he smiled at his lover. "Well, that would be lovely." He replied lightly. Butters/Pip

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-18-09 - Butters S. & Pip P. - Complete

14. Kiss reviews

ONESHOT Craig rolled his eyes, "Is what true?" "That you kissed someone." Clyde replied, "Is it true? You never told me you did. Who was it?"

South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-15-09 - Craig T. & Clyde D. - Complete

15. Issues reviews

ONESHOT Being a person who didn't stop and think or follow the advice Craig had given him a thousand times, Clyde instinctively pulled his hand back, causing an even bigger mess of his finger since Two was able to scrape her teeth and tear more skin.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-09 - Clyde D. & Craig T. - Complete

16. Best Friends reviews

"Shoe shopping and pretending to be straight because I wasn't ready," Clyde replied before gesturing to his clothes, "Look, I'm wearing tight pants and I'm not emo." Clyde/Token

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-16-09 - Clyde D. & Token B.

17. Unusual reviews

Wendy sighed, pushing her nearly empty tray aside and resting her chin in her palm, "Fine," She admitted, letting her eyes drift back to the curious couple, "She's manipulative and knows how to get what she wants. I still don't see how they work."

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-14-09 - Eric Cartman & Bebe S. - Complete

18. Postcards reviews

ONESHOT A half an hour before passing, he was confronted by Eric Cartman with the proposition of making the Fourth a bit more interesting this year. Slight K/K

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-09 - Kenny M. - Complete

19. Baby reviews

ONESHOT She gave a soft shrug, "We should be thankful really." She replied, looking up at her husband with a smile and watery eyes.

South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-09 - Stuart M. - Complete

20. Ouija reviews

ONESHOT All three boys watched as the triangle backed up and shot forward, pointing to the same word as earlier. K/K

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-23-09 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete

21. PostFight reviews

ONESHOT Stan glanced at him with a look of genuine confusion on his face, "How'd I know what?" Onesided RedGoth/Stan

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-09 - Red Goth & Stan M.

22. Whistle While You Work reviews

ONESHOT "Maybe we should go," Stan suggested quietly, "And never speak of this again." He didn't look at Kyle but he knew the redhead was nodding.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-26-09 - Kenny M. & Stan M. - Complete

23. Potty reviews

ONESHOT "Really?" He asked in concern, "Am I doing something wrong?" Slight Bunny

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-7-09 - Butters S. & Kenny M. - Complete

24. Scars reviews

ONESHOT "I'dve given you one of my eyes." Kenny stated simply. Slight Bunny

South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-6-09 - Butters S. & Kenny M. - Complete

25. Blue reviews

ONESHOT "Sorry I'm late, there was this whole…war thing between Heaven and Hell and I had to play mediator," He stated coolly. "What'd I miss?"

South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-30-09 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete

26. Shades of Grey » reviews

After the incident, most of the town of South Park was almost completely deserted. Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski intend to keep order among the remaining townspeople, but when Kenny McCormick comes, not only do they lose order, but one loses his heart.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete

27. Orange and Green » reviews

Prequel to 'Reunion'. It all started when neither of them went to the school dance. Kyle/Kenny COMPLETE.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,474 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 12-5-08 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete

28. Blackmail reviews

ONESHOT The boy beat him to it though, "Do I know you?" He asked, completely ignoring the fact that as soon as he walked in, he was introducing himself to the kid. "You look familiar."

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Eric Cartman - Complete

29. Share reviews

ONESHOT Cartman's eye cracked open slightly and he glanced at Kenny, "What?" He demanded, his voice still wavering from his earlier crying.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-09 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M. - Complete

30. Tension reviews

ONESHOT "Done and over with? How?" He asked, giving in and allowing her this victory of being right. Kyle/Cartman

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete

31. Hitten reviews

ONESHOT That face, that smile, was thanks enough.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-08 - Eric Cartman - Complete

32. Fruits of Labor reviews

ONESHOT Eric Cartman stared at Kenny McCormick in absolute and complete shock.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-08 - Kenny M. & Eric Cartman - Complete

33. Split reviews

ONESHOT It was a feeling he'd never felt before, he might have once or twice but he was pretty sure it was actually gas then.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-08 - Eric Cartman & Ike B. - Complete

34. Reunion » reviews

Ten years can change a lot, but sometimes feelings stay the same. Kenny/Kyle

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 11-12-08 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete

35. Nightmares reviews

ONESHOT It was a nightly ritual that confounded all of the doctors, frightened all of the children, worried all of the mothers and troubled all the fathers. This was something that had never happened before.

Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete