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Author has written 9 stories for Silmarillion, Saw, Guild Wars, Covenant, Lord of the Rings, and Hogan's Heroes. Welcome to the autobiography of The Ducky Pirate. ~theme music plays~ About Me: In case you care (or even if you don't) I'm a sophomore in college who likes to read, write, play video games, run, stockpile historical information, and come up with clever yet preposterous ways to acheive all of my innumerable goals before I turn 30. If you happen to have read anything of mine, please be courteous and review it, even if all you say is "I liked / didn't like it becase _ ." My Fics: I write fiction, about fictional characters. Hence, it's not reasonable to assume I agree with everything (or anything) that they say and/or do, is it? Also, I'm fickle. I go through obsessions in stages, and have at least three changes of preferred fandom a year. The Stars Were Strange Status: In progress. This was based off of at least a million wonderful, age-spanning RPs I did with my sister years ago. I know exactly where it's going and how it needs to get there but I'm afraid I haven't "felt" the lotr fandom for a few years now. I will finish it though. Really. The Dogs of War Status: In progress. The sequel to Nightwatch, which for amusement reasons I'm writing at the same time. Nightwatch Status: In progress. See above. Through A Ring-War Darkly Status: In Progress. An MS parody, although it's meant more to be more dark and disturbing than funny. Which is exactly why it is, in my opinion. Theoretically Status: Something I desperatly want to write. Summary: Any stupid git could tell you that lives both end and begin. Any non-muggle could tell you that they can be put in pause, hiatus if you like. So, theoretically, can't they be restarted? If Only Status: In progress. My first true go at conspiracy fic. Go me. Current Updates/News: One down, two to go. Current Goals: -To submit 200 signed reviews. -To write Eowyn-fic, because I can, dangit. Now if I could only come up with a plot... -To write political, social, and economical satire in the form of Harry Potter fanfic, just because. -To get somewhere with my LotR arc. -To get my real stuff published. -To reach 10,000 hits or 100 reviews on DoW :hinthint: -To finsih TaRWD. -To figure out how this new layout in my login works...grrrr... | |||||||||||
1. Cherry Pie reviewsCarter's efforts to prove that he does too know how to cook inadvertently help Hogan come to terms with something.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-17-08 - Complete2. Dogs of War » reviewsNew Year's Eve, and Pogue is about to ascend. But with the new year comes the return of an old evil: Chase. Only this time, he's not after power. He's after revenge. The Sons of Ipswich are forced to drastic measures. ::slash, follows Nightwatch::Covenant - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 5-31-073. If Only reviewsIf only it had happened differantly. If only they'd known the truth, if only Caleb hadn't allowed his friends to fight Chase at his side, if only William had somehow willed him aid. If only, now, there were a way to undo it all. ::Slash. C/R Others/? AU::Covenant - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-084. The Stars Were Strange reviewsLothlorien is under siege. The forest is plagued by treachury from within and slave raiders from without, then Lord Celeborn's brother is murdered and Haldir is enlisted to set everything right. And what do the Istari have to do with it? ::PreLotR WIP::Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-08 - Haldir & Elrohir/Elladan5. Through A Ring War Darkly reviewsWhen Sandra Knight's failed ritual suicide lands her in Middle Earth, she does what any self respecting Demonist would do. She joins Sauron. [A dark MS parody]Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-07 - Sauron6. Nightwatch » reviewsNovember 5th. Chase is dead, everyone is moving on. And for two Sons, that seems to include getting friendly with the new guys. New guys who are anything but what they seem... ::Warning- Slash, AU, pre-cedes Dogs of War. Love triangles and quads abound.::Covenant - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 6-9-077. Blood, Sweat, TearsTyria. Cantha. Elona. There are heroes who have been everywhere, done everything. From the searing to the desolation, these are those stories. [Drabblefic]Guild Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Published: 5-29-078. Poetic Justice reviewsDrica Jank had never done anything wrong. Or so she thought. ::Warning- demented::Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-30-07 - Complete9. Trust Unbroken reviewsFinrod Felagund died at Sauron's hands deep in the recesses of Tol-in-Gaurhoth. Enough said? ::Warning- torture::Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-13-06 - Complete
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