Author has written 53 stories for Charmed, Doctor Who, House, M.D., and Torchwood.
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Name: Avoria (formerly avorialair on FFN, if you're confused) / Roxie H.
"I once saved the world with a big yellow truck." - Mickey, Doctor Who.
"Inspiration? That's just an author's way of cheating." - Ian
"Cooking is simply a case of controlled burning. Except in the instances of steak, where it's pretty much uncontrolled." - anonymous
""Letzes nacht, habe ich mit dem Artz geschlafen, weil er sehr nett ist, und es war gut". That means, "Last night, I slept with the Doctor because he's very hot and it was good."...Oh, I said nett, not heiss. poor Doctor. He's only nice." - Rach
"Excuse me! I have lost my socks and eaten my pigeon." - Rach
Doctor Who Quotes (courtesy of all_that_hopping)
Jackie: Arianna got two thousand quid off the council just because the old man behind the desk said she looked Greek! I know she is Greek, but that's not the point.
Doctor: What're you doing here?
Doctor: The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... (He lets go of her hand) That's who I am. Now, forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.
"End of the World"
Doctor: Depends what you mean by people.
Rose: (talking to a small tree in a pot) Hello! My name's Rose. That's a sort of plant. We might be related... (She suddenly realises what she is doing and hurriedly puts the plant down)I'm talking to a twig.
Rose: What sort of date are you? Come on then, tightwad, chips are on me.
"World War Three"
Doctor: Because I can't guarantee your daughter will be safe.
Doctor: I could save the world but lose you.
Doctor: Do you think I don't know that? Because this is my life; it's not fun, it's not smart, it's just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will.
Dalek: What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?
Doctor: I killed her once. I can't do it again.
Doctor: Just... tell me you're sorry.
Doctor: Go to him.
"The Doctor Dances"
Rose: The world doesn't end 'cause the Doctor dances.
"The Parting of the Ways"
Rose: I can see everything. All that is... All that was... All that ever could be.
Doctor: I think you need a doctor.
Doctor: Before I go, I just wanna tell you you were fantastic. And you know what? So was I.
"The Christmas Invasion"
Doctor: I'm having a neuron implosion. I need –
Doctor: Did you miss me?
Doctor: And Harriet Jones MP for Flydale North! Blimey, it's like 'This Is Your Life'!
Doctor: That's the sort of man I am now, am I? Rude... Rude and not ginger.
Sycorax Leader: If I might interrupt!
Doctor: See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I - I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob. And how am I gonna react when I see this? A great big threatening button. A Great Big Threatening Button Which Must Not Be Pressed Under Any Circumstances. Am I right? Let me guess, it's some sort of control matrix? Hmm? Hold on, what's feeding it? And what've we got here? Blood? Yeah, definitely. Blood. Human blood. A Positive. With just a dash of iron. Ahh. But that means... blood control – blood control! Oh! I haven't seen blood control for years! You're controlling all the A Positives! Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem. 'Cause... I really don't know who I am. I don't know when to stop. So if I see a Great Big Threatening Button Which Should Never Ever Be Pressed... then I just wanna do this.
Sycorax Leader: We allow them to live.
Doctor: Sorry, that's 'The Lion King'. But the point still stands. Leave them alone!
Sycorax Leader: You stand as this world's champion.
Doctor: No second chances; I'm that sort of a man.
Cassandra/Doctor: Goodness me, I'm a man. Yum. So many parts! And hardly used...
Cassandra/Doctor: (frantically) What do we do? What would he do?? The Doctor, what the hell would he do?!
Doctor: (the Face of Boe has just teleported away) That is enigmatic. That - that is - that is textbook enigmatic.
"Tooth and Claw"
Rose: What do we do?
Doctor: Oh, your father got all the brains, didn't he?
Doctor: You want weapons? We're in a library. Books! Best weapons in the world. This room's the greatest arsenal we could have.
"The Idiot's Lantern"
Doctor: (quietly) In the street. They left her in the street. They took her face and just chucked her out and left her in the street. And as a result, that makes things... simple. Very, very simple. Do you know why?
"The Satan Pit"
Doctor: If they get back in touch, if you talk to Rose... just tell her (pause) Tell her I... (bigger pause) Oh, she knows.
Doctor: Except that implies - in this big grand scheme of Gods and Devils - that she's just a victim. But I've seen a lot of this universe. I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demi gods and would-be gods and out of all that - out of that whole pantheon - if I believe in one thing... just one thing... (with passion) I believe in her.
"Love and Monsters"
Rose: You upset my mum.
As of April 11th, 2011
Yeah, so I barely write any more. I don't have a full archive of anything, either here or at LJ or at whofic. My work is simply scattered haphazardly over the internet. However, I still do drop in from time to time (although sometimes there can be years apart). Apologies for that.
Mainly, when I do write, it's for original purposes rather than fanfic. You can check me out over at fictionpress if you're interested: I go by the name of Roxie H. I'm also trying to keep up a writing website, which will have an archive of PDFs and audio files of random tidbits that I do when I feel like it.
Gosh, I live such a dull university life now. In the meantime, happy reading everyone!
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