Uo-kashira. Fish head.

Hi, you've reached the profile of me, MentalModisha (even though that isn't my real name, obviously). I procrastinate exessively, so most of my stories will either take a long time to get finished or never be finished at all.

Basic stuff about me...

Gender: female.

Name: My real name is Emily, but I hate it, so you can call me whatever you want. Call me Crazy, call me Stupid, call me Bob, call me whatever you want. (Although I do prefer Mental, which is short for MentalModisha.) Oh yes! Andandand...there's also Sankaku, which means triangle, so that's okay, too. (I'll mostly just refer to myself as Modisha or Kaku--technically "angle"--, with the occasional use of Bob.)

Age: Just make one up.

Chinese Zodiac Sign: Year of the Dog (Shigure owns your mom).

Greek Zodiac Sign: Leo (Kisa's close enough, so she owns, too).

Eye Colour: green-hazel.

Hair Colour: kinda light brown and sorta dark blonde.

Favourite Colours: purple; stoplight green; red

Home: In Canada we don't say 'eh' nearly as much as most people THINK we do. (and I don't live in an igloo, either.)

Occupation: I'm a Jedi. No. Seriously. I am.

Favourite Movies/Shows: Star Wars (of course); Spongebob Squarepants; Lord of the Rings; DEATH NOTE!!; Georgia Rule; Pirates of the Caribbean; Blades of Glory; FURUBA 8D

Favourite Music: I worship Tokio Hotel, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Evanescence and old school Bon Jovi (they were so much better back then). Avril Lavigne was cool until she dyed her hair and got married xP. And I love those annoying novelty songs, (I love that Listed episode...) i.e. Aqua, Weird Al, the Macarena (which I happen to have memorized. No, I will not sing it for you. Shelby and I would be glad to perform Fergalicious, though!)

Favourite Books/Manga: Twilight, New Moon (Stephenie Meyer); Cell, Everything's Eventual; Pet Sematary, Thinner, The Talisman, Black House (Stephen King, Talisman & Black House with Peter Straub); Fruits Basket (Natsuki Takaya); Dracula (Bram Stoker) The Queen Geek Social Club (Laura Preble); Pirate's Passage (William Gilkerson); Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden); Death Note (Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata)

Other Stuff I Like: Jim Benton (my idol); peanuts; reading WAY too much; chocolate; calling others two-eyes when they call me four-eyes; cheese; listening to MOO-zick.

Other Stuff I Hate: when Princess Peach bitch-slaps me in Super Smash Bros.; when I get freckles in the summer; when something isn't done my way (perfectionist); my stupid glasses; hiccups (I get them a lot)

My Worst Qualities: All of them? Well I guess you want a list...here goes: easily irritated; easily bored; can't trust people; extremely lazy; procrastinates; cracks knuckles; has trouble sleeping and is therefore tired all day every day (wannabe nocturnal); sings (badly) when bored;

Random Crap:

-YAOI.

-My cousins, brother and I all have random nicknames, which change from time to time. We have this rule where we absolutely HAVE to call each other by our nicknames--even in public--or else. "Or else what?" Well, no one knows. We're too afraid of whatever-it-is to call each other by real name. Here are a few: Me- Beth, Emeralda (Sarah made it up, don't ask), Akito (again, don't ask why, I was feeling emo), Penney Sarah- Kiggy, Bowlby, Ursula, Tanquil Cameron- Ester, Yolkin, WaaAAlter (lol xD), Danny Reilly- Feedge (Sarah made that one up, too), Georgie (-spits in cup- "Warsh yer hair, Georgie!"), Faye, HeRRRmeeeone (Hermione)

-Dillon gets manicures.

-My parents really suck at Dai Hin Min xDDD.

-Cam wants a picture of Yuki Sohma on his birthday cake (he's the Year of the Rat, and I guess that's the only reason, but it still disturbs me).

-I have a friend called Kurt whom we have unofficially dubbed "Chippy" because of his rodent-like appearance (if I say "Chippy" or "Kurt", it's the same guy).

Quoteseses

"Freeze my butt, Licorice Man!"

-Reilly when she drank too much Happy Bunny spaz juice

Cam: "Guess what?"

Modisha (ME): "What?"

Cam: "Hi."

Modisha: "..."

Cam: "Guess what else?"

Modisha: "What?"

Cam: "Hi."

Modisha: "..."

Cam: "Ya know what?"

Modisha: "What?"

Cam: "Hi."

Modisha: "..."

Cam: "Do you know what's goin' on?'

Modisha: "What?"

Cam: "Hi."

Modisha: "..."

Cam: "Guess what's in my pocket?"

Modisha: "...Hi."

Cam: "Nope...SKININBOB!"

-my little brother Cameron and I when he was going through the stage where you're obsessed with saying "hi" (the skininbob thing is an inside joke xP).

"For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea, not the warmth of a woman's flesh... You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one."

-Captain Barbossa (Best freakin' quote ever, man...)

"I don't think you dress like a hobo. I mean, hoboes are all...hobo-y..."

-me

"Hi, you don't know me, but...I like cookies."

-my friend Steph when she was eating cookies at lunch one day

"Hi, you don't know me, but...I got a basket on my head."

-Steph when she was wearing her basket she made in Tech Ed as a hat

"Mother, hobo-ism isn't stylish. Hobo-ism is...well...hoboism..."

-ah, another stupid hobo quote from none other than me...

"Don't insult me! I insult you!"

-my friend Reina when some guy insulted her

"...but then there's the danger of us getting hit."

-me (as seen in DBN xD)

"Yeah, that's what they all say!"

-random person from background

"Do not try! Do or do not; there is no try."

-Yoda

"NOT TUMNUS!"

-Chippy

"Link threw the gun. It hit me in the head. The battle raged on."

-Jack Sparrow in Dear (insert your name here)... written by moi xD

Modisha: "Whoa."

Chippy: "Whoa."

Steph: "Whoa."

Allana: "Whoa."

Modisha: "Whoa."

Chippy: "Whoa."

Steph: "Whoa."

Allana: "Whoa."

Chippy: "Whoa."

Modisha: "YOU SKIPPED ME!"

Chippy: "WHOA!"

-Ah...that's just us xD

Steph: "YOUR HEAD IS TOO ROUND!!"

Allana: "It's better than a triangle head..."

-Steph and Allan A. when Steph was trying to balance a pillow on Allana's head at my '06 Halloween party...don't ask.

"Faye's not here, Danny."

-me (Akito)

"USE THE TAKOYAKI POWER!!"

-me (1)

"IT'S NOT WHORE! IT'S HAR!"

-me (Tay always pronounces Haru from Fruits Basket as "Horu", and it pisses me off, so I repeat this sentence quite often)

"I'm just not in the mood. It bugs me. I like the mood. I like being in the mood. WHY CAN'T I BE IN THE MOOD?!"

-Shelby (on MSN. She was talking about being in the mood to write; in case you were getting the wrong ideas, you prev, you.)

"Oh, but I wanna play Rich Man Poor--" -accidentally drops deck of cards onto floor- "Aw, man!"

-me when my brother wanted to play Monopoly instead of Dai Hin Min (I know, right? That's so weird of him!)

Cam: "Is Naruto the guy with the braces or the guy with the arrow through his head?"

Modisha: "..."

-some random question Cameron asked me one day...

"...AND EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE DEAD...except for InuYasha."

-Cam (long story...)

Cam: "Why does Kureno turn into a sparrow when he's the Year of the Rooster? Shouldn't he turn into a rooster?"

Modisha: "How the hell should I know? Fly to Japan and ask Takaya-sensei herself!"

Cam: "No, I'm gonna ask Kureno!" -starts talking to cover of Vol. 14 of Furuba-

-more random babbling about anime...xD

"Haa-ruu,Yuki called me fat! And then he called me a rock! And then he called me a fat rock!"

-Sohma Kyo (according to Cam, anyway)

-Modisha walks into living room, finding Cam standing in the middle of the room with his eyes closed and fingers outstretched-

Cam: "Em...the world is spinning..."

-I always seem to walk in at the wrong moment.

Modisha: "You're retarded,"

Cam: "Then go to sleep!"

Mark: -laughing his face off-

-yeah...see what happened here was Cam was being creepy (as usual) and I mumbled that he was retarded, only he thought I said I was tired...oh yeah and Mark is our uncle's friend who's Chinese

Modisha: "Reilly, don't put your toe in the salsa!"

Sarah: "Salsa toe! Salsa toe!"

-eating nachos xP

Nick: "Kurt's gay."

Kurt: "Nick's gay."

Nick: "Kurt's gay."

Kurt: "Nick's gay."

Nick: "Kurt's gay."

Stepanie & Emily: "YOUR MOM."

-that one day when we were obsessed with saying "your mom" a lot...mostly to bug Chippy

"WHY IS YOUR SHIRT ON BACKWARDS?!"

-random person from background

Steph: "Kurt, we have something to tell you."

Kurt: "What NOW?!"

Modisha: "It's a very serious matter."

Kurt: "Yeah. Sure. Just tell me already so I can leave."

Stephanie: "Okay...but first, are you absolutely POSITIVE that you want to hear this?"

Kurt: "Yes! Fine! Whatever!"

Modisha: "Are you sure? You'll be scarred for life, you know."

Kurt: "Right...like hell I will."

Steph: -sighs- "Fine. Should we tell him Emily?"

Modisha: -nods-

Steph: "All right. Ready?"

Kurt: "YES. What the fuck is it?!"

Steph and Emily: -deep breath- "YOUR MOM."

-pointless, yet priceless.

"Mr. Butler's having a baby? I thought he was a man!"

-random kid on my bus

Chippy: "What the hell is that?!"

Emily: "I have no idea, but that's you, and that's your mom."

-more stupid art class ranting

"I AM NOT A CARROT!"

-Chippy (French class ranting xD)

"After school today, I'm gonna dance around on the street to get money than I'm gonna go down to Needs and get a slushie..."

-Nathan (Social Studies ranting!)

Modisha: "Never?"

Chippy: "Never ever!"

Modisha: "Never ever ever?"

Chippy: "Never ever ever!"

Modisha: "Never ever ever ever?"

Chippy: "Never ever ever ever!"

Modisha: "Never ever ever ever never?"

Chippy: "Never ever ever ever never!"

Modisha: "Never ever ever ever never ever?"

Chippy: "Never ever ever ever never ever!"

Modisha: -stands- "Never ever ever ever never ever ever?!"

Chippy: "OH DON'T ACT SO TOUGH, BITCH, I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY."

-as seen in DBN xD

Modisha: "So your pregnant, huh?"

Jill: "Yup."

Stephanie: "With who?"

Jill: "Well, I'm supposed to be marrying Kurt...but I'm gonna divorce him real quick."

Stephen: -pops up out of nowhere- "But who's the father...?"

Jill: "YOUR MOM."

Stephen: "But...but that's physically impossible!"

-camp rants...I'll miss that hammock...

-Emily, Stephanie, Shelby, Dara & Teri are sitting and talking about Dumb Butt Nerds-

Dara: "So I have a cool idea for the DBN site..."

Stephen: -pops up out of nowhere- "What does DBN stand for?"

Dara: "Its stands for 'go away'."

Stephen: "No! It can't! How would you like it if you asked me what MGD stands for and I said 'I don't know'? Huh?!"

-he comes in at all the wrong moments...

Nathan: "Hey, Stephen!"

Stephen: "What?"

Nathan: "C'mere a sec."

-Stephen walks over-

Stephen: "What?"

Nathan: "..."

Stephen: "..."

Nathan: "You're an idiot."

Stephen: "Oh yeah? Well...well...well you're a gay mom!"

Nathan: "Uhh...y'mean my mom's gay?"

Stephen: "No, you're a gay mom!"

-little does Mrs. C really know what we do in Social Studies...

"Arrg, mutiny."

-Mr Krabs

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(1) takoyaki: dumplings made with bits of octopus meat. (See chapter 45 of Fruits Basket xD)