Current Obsessions: Umm... whatever...

A lot of people are saying I'm named after a weak Yu-Gi-Oh monster, but I never knew that! I'm still keeping my Penname!

~Paste this into your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived,or has died of cancer~

Paste this into your profile if you never smoked.

~98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace, if you are one of the 2 percent who can resist stupid internet fads copy this in your profile~

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.

Name: Michael G.

Check www.howmanyofme.com to see how many people in the country have the same name as you in the USA. There are around 41 people in this country with the same name as me.

Gender: Male

Age: 16

I live in New Jersey, United States (That's all I'm telling you!)

Favorite video game series: Zelda, Mario, Final Fantasy, Kirby

Favorite Games: (One per-series) Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Zelda: Majora's Mask, Super Mario Galaxy, Okami, Final Fantasy VI, Kirby Super Star Ultra, and Mother 3.

Quotes:

"Curiosity kills the cat and I'm like a cat!"- Me

"Never argue with an idiot, otherwise they'll bring you down to their level of incompetence"- One of Murphy's Laws

"Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia." - A quote I saw somewhere

"I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours." - A quote I saw somewhere

"If God exists, then we are just here for His amusement." - Me

"If God created the universe, then why would he pay attention to just one planet?" - Me

"Do you really think someone like God would actually care about anything?" - Me

"Deal with it!" - Me

More coming soon...

Put this in your profile if you hate child abuse.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! (That won't happen anytime soon...)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, you know what to do.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (WTF?)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy this into your profile.

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If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. (Think of the poor cute little Chinchillas!!)

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you dislike most of humankind copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you're ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar, copy this to your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughing while still crying copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into you profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and fitch(A freaken clothing store! How can a store have control of that much of a population. Stupid made-up statistics!) told them it is uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior

Screw the Zelda story I am planning! I'll probably never get started on it!

I am not a writer, I am not very imaginative, I don't know why you even came to my profile anyway, the only things interesting here are the hilarious Copy/Pasted things and the numerous stories in my Favorites list. I'm mostly here for the forums and the occasional story to read.