Name: Michael G.

Gender: Male

Age: I was born in July of 1993. Figure out the age yourself.

I live in New Jersey, United States

Favorite video game series: Zelda, Mario, Kirby

Favorite Games: (One per-series) Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Zelda: Majora's Mask, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Okami, Final Fantasy VI, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Mother 3, Chrono Trigger DS, and Super Metroid.

I am not a writer, I don't know why you even came to my profile anyway, the only things interesting here are the hilarious copy/pasted things and the numerous stories in my Favorites list. I'm mostly here for the forums and the occasional story to read.

My Quotes:

"Deal with it!" - My personal statement

"Curiosity kills the cat and I'm like a cat!"

"I am a man of details, and I expect them given back!"

Other quotes:

"Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world." - Anonymous

"Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire

"There is no sin except stupidity." - Oscar Wilde

"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet." - Aristotle

"War is fear cloaked in courage."

"Let it be."

“When someone tells a joke about another group and they all laugh the world will be a better place.”

Anything from here: http://www.darwinawards.com/misc/quote.html

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - UNIX Fortune

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"A fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F..."

Religion related Quotes, if you are offended by such things, then don't read.

"If God exists, then we are just here for His amusement." - Me

"If God created the universe, then why would He pay attention to just one planet?" - Me

"Do you really think someone like God would actually care about anything?" - Me

"If Christ himself were alive, one thing he would not be would be a Christian." - Mark Twain

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ."-- Ghandi

Copy/Pasted Things

~Paste this into your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived,or has died of cancer~

Paste this into your profile if you never smoked.

If you think that common sense is rare nowadays, copy/paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, you know what to do.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (WTF?)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy this into your profile.

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If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. (Think of the poor cute little Chinchillas!)

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. (Mosquitoes hate me, luckily)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you're ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar, copy this to your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughing while still crying copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into you profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I'm not sure I count as skinny. I eat a lot actually, I just don't seem to gain much weight, oddly enough.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (I am sort of greedy, or more accurately, I actually know how to manage my money.)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I can't dance to save my life)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (I would wear them, if I had any)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black is a relaxing color)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (Stoners usually end up in bad places regardless)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Well, I wouldn't consider myself that ugly. I'm just single because I don't try to get a girlfriend. Too much of a hassle.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (How young is "young?")
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Huh?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am anti-social, I'm not denying it. Big groups are overwhelming.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I am weak. I'm also probably not that intelligent, but I'm keeping this bold anyway)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (I never even had a girlfriend, and if I did, I would never abandon her because of that.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Now that's just wrong on so many levels)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Actually, I don't like how characters are portrayed in these. If a character is actually gay, then I would be much more accepting of it.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I am a loser, though.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I don't care THAT much for the environment)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I try to avoid Mary-Sue traits with my more recent characters.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I can't stand reading books for long)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I curse occasionally.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (It's funny, I was just correcting some of the errors in this copy/pasted thing. lol)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Anyone who tries to convert me will get a nice little "Mind your own damn business!")
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I don't cry much anymore, but I'll bold this anyway.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I'm sort of like this, but sometimes I'm not.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.